What to do with these online/text convos
Thu, 04/25/2013 - 19:11
Damn, my online game is so wack. Guess I have a decent profile going on but getting shit down via text is difficult for me.
Manwhore, you gotta get this texting ebook finished, dawg. Shit is gonna SELL.
So first problem is I don't have a a lot of really solid openers that I feel congruent with. Only thing I'm getting quite some responses is with either an improvised opener based on an observation or "Ugh.. you look like a lot of work". I tried "I want to fight you. Naked" Several times. Doesn't work for me lol.
But I'm too lazy to always come up with something original for every chick I see online when you don't even know how they're gonna respond. I know the bravo openers but most of them are kinda not my style. They're too "nice". I'd really appreciate some solid and tried openers that worked for you.
So here are some convos. I'm using a very popular dating app in germany. Feel free to critique the shit out of me:
Girl 1:
Me: Ugh.. you look like like a lot of work
Her: Excuse me?
Me: I knew it
Me: Don't get me wrong. you're cute but i think you need that drama
Me: Unfortunately i'm not charlie sheen
Her: Haha why do you think i need drama? come on :)
Me: I got an eye for that
Me: is this your real name (she's name something like maryjane) or are you just a lil pothead chick haha
Her:no my name is xxx hehe i don't smoke i'm an angel
Me: you do look like an angel but i'm not buyin it
Me: I bet I'd have to spank you regularly so you behave
Her: hahahaha
Her: why is everybody saying i look like an angel but i'm the devil. so mean haha
Me: angels are boring anyway
Her: yeees hehe
Me: where do you live in xxx ( we live in the same city)
Her: xxx and you
Me: xxx
Me: whatever this (dating site) thing is too nerdy for me
Me: text me here if you want (should have left that out) xxxxxxxx but only if you're not a stalker
So I didn't know where to go and usually if I don't I just go forward. I knew it wasn't ready but usually they start texting me after.
Her: me and stalker haha never. (dating site) sucks huh
Her: whats your nationality
Here I should've just stopped responding and wait for her to eventually text me but I made the mistake of writing back
Me: german and american
Her: nice
Me:i know
Me: text me honey this is gay
She didn't see the message yet
I know it's not lost but tell me what's shitty about this and how to improve.
Girl 2:
Me: Ugh.. you look like like a lot of work
Her: Excuse me?
Me: I knew it
Me: Don't get me wrong. you're cute but i think you need that drama
Me: Unfortunately i'm not charlie sheen (copypaste for the win)
Her: hahaha what are you talkin about?
Me: you really 19?
Her: yes
Me: you look like a sweet devil
Her: oh no haha i'm everything but a devil :)
Me: they always say that
Me: where do you live in xxx
Her: since a couple of months i don't live in xxx anymore
Me: where
Her: xxx
Where to go from here? Wanna go for the #close but feel like she's not submissive enough yet
Girl 3:
Me: your name sounds like something to eat
Her: i am don't starve
Me: what's it taste like
No response yet.
I could write up some more but this should do it. Please, give me some serious feedback. Texting can be so much fun but I realized my skill level at it is nowhere near my actual skill infield. Wanna change that.
UPDATE: Girl 1 just started texting me. Didn't respond yet. Wanna have some pointers first.
Manwhore, you gotta get this texting ebook finished, dawg. Shit is gonna SELL.
So first problem is I don't have a a lot of really solid openers that I feel congruent with. Only thing I'm getting quite some responses is with either an improvised opener based on an observation or "Ugh.. you look like a lot of work". I tried "I want to fight you. Naked" Several times. Doesn't work for me lol.
But I'm too lazy to always come up with something original for every chick I see online when you don't even know how they're gonna respond. I know the bravo openers but most of them are kinda not my style. They're too "nice". I'd really appreciate some solid and tried openers that worked for you.
So here are some convos. I'm using a very popular dating app in germany. Feel free to critique the shit out of me:
Girl 1:
Me: Ugh.. you look like like a lot of work
Her: Excuse me?
Me: I knew it
Me: Don't get me wrong. you're cute but i think you need that drama
Me: Unfortunately i'm not charlie sheen
Her: Haha why do you think i need drama? come on :)
Me: I got an eye for that
Me: is this your real name (she's name something like maryjane) or are you just a lil pothead chick haha
Her:no my name is xxx hehe i don't smoke i'm an angel
Me: you do look like an angel but i'm not buyin it
Me: I bet I'd have to spank you regularly so you behave
Her: hahahaha
Her: why is everybody saying i look like an angel but i'm the devil. so mean haha
Me: angels are boring anyway
Her: yeees hehe
Me: where do you live in xxx ( we live in the same city)
Her: xxx and you
Me: xxx
Me: whatever this (dating site) thing is too nerdy for me
Me: text me here if you want (should have left that out) xxxxxxxx but only if you're not a stalker
So I didn't know where to go and usually if I don't I just go forward. I knew it wasn't ready but usually they start texting me after.
Her: me and stalker haha never. (dating site) sucks huh
Her: whats your nationality
Here I should've just stopped responding and wait for her to eventually text me but I made the mistake of writing back
Me: german and american
Her: nice
Me:i know
Me: text me honey this is gay
She didn't see the message yet
I know it's not lost but tell me what's shitty about this and how to improve.
Girl 2:
Me: Ugh.. you look like like a lot of work
Her: Excuse me?
Me: I knew it
Me: Don't get me wrong. you're cute but i think you need that drama
Me: Unfortunately i'm not charlie sheen (copypaste for the win)
Her: hahaha what are you talkin about?
Me: you really 19?
Her: yes
Me: you look like a sweet devil
Her: oh no haha i'm everything but a devil :)
Me: they always say that
Me: where do you live in xxx
Her: since a couple of months i don't live in xxx anymore
Me: where
Her: xxx
Where to go from here? Wanna go for the #close but feel like she's not submissive enough yet
Girl 3:
Me: your name sounds like something to eat
Her: i am don't starve
Me: what's it taste like
No response yet.
I could write up some more but this should do it. Please, give me some serious feedback. Texting can be so much fun but I realized my skill level at it is nowhere near my actual skill infield. Wanna change that.
UPDATE: Girl 1 just started texting me. Didn't respond yet. Wanna have some pointers first.
Thu, 04/25/2013 - 21:56
#1
You changed the # close
You changed the # close around I would have kept it the same.
I don't know what pointers you're looking for that haven't been yapped about hundreds of times. I mean.. at least post up what she texted you, durr
I don't know what pointers you're looking for that haven't been yapped about hundreds of times. I mean.. at least post up what she texted you, durr
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Fri, 04/26/2013 - 10:35
#2
To be honest I searched the
To be honest I searched the forums several time but I never found a post which really summarizes the fundamentals.
You only find fragments from thread to thread and some blanks I've filled myself because they're obvious. Like make it playful/accusatory, keep it light and fun, don't let it get too sexual, maintain a good a frame, go for meetup. That's pretty much all concrete pointers I have in my head right now. Maybe you could do a quick write up about the basics? That would be dope.
I'm always kinda lost and it's difficult to gauge how far you are with a chick over text and even if you know, how to address that via text.
Ok here is the text convo with the first girl:
Her: I salute you
Me: Who is this
Her: xxx :)
Me: oh hey beb
Her: your name is xxx? I tought it's xxx
Me: Ya
Me: Nope just my alias
Me: So you can't find me in case I put a baby in you
Her:Hahaha ass
Her: how old are you
Me: 21 u
Her: 19
Me: you got this bad girl vibe. makes you older
Her: good girl gone bad
Her: what does make me older
Her: always interested me...
Me: haha yeah
Me: gone bad and you didn't even meet me yet
Her: hahaha
Her: Ah you think I could let go of my friendly nature when i meet you
Me: oh you better be friendly to me. Or I will spank you ;)
Her: you wouldn't dare touching me ;)
Me: you're playing with the fire
Her: why hehe
Me: uh you're bad i like it
Her: a lil bit ;)
Her: haha
So I wanted to cut this off but she keeps engaging me
Her: What u doin, how's it goin
Me: Gonna grab a few drinks later, you (lie was gonna hit the club, but with the drinks I could set up an invite)
Her: not much
Her: i think
Her: chilling for now. Was working
Her: *gibberish*
Me: *gibberish* ?
Her: yeees
Me: what do u work
Her: xxx (supermarket)
Me: in xxx
Her: yes and you?
Her: studying, work?
Me: haha maybe I'll pay a visit and hit on you at the register
Her: :(
Me: (something cherishy hard to translate)
Her: haha that I'd like :P
Me: all this will there is a line forming
Her: hahaha
Her: weeell gotta *gibberish* :)
Me: I don't get it is that xxx slang
Her: no that's like an insider.
Her: my old boss hardly could speak german so he would say these stranges things. now we started talking like him haha so funny
Me: ok
Me: send me a cute pic
Me: wanna see how tall you are
Her: but you saw enough on (dating site) haha
Her: chill
Her:im 5"10'
All of the sudden this strong resistance. Stopped responding to punish this bad behavior. Should go for the meet up soon.
You only find fragments from thread to thread and some blanks I've filled myself because they're obvious. Like make it playful/accusatory, keep it light and fun, don't let it get too sexual, maintain a good a frame, go for meetup. That's pretty much all concrete pointers I have in my head right now. Maybe you could do a quick write up about the basics? That would be dope.
I'm always kinda lost and it's difficult to gauge how far you are with a chick over text and even if you know, how to address that via text.
Ok here is the text convo with the first girl:
Her: I salute you
Me: Who is this
Her: xxx :)
Me: oh hey beb
Her: your name is xxx? I tought it's xxx
Me: Ya
Me: Nope just my alias
Me: So you can't find me in case I put a baby in you
Her:Hahaha ass
Her: how old are you
Me: 21 u
Her: 19
Me: you got this bad girl vibe. makes you older
Her: good girl gone bad
Her: what does make me older
Her: always interested me...
Me: haha yeah
Me: gone bad and you didn't even meet me yet
Her: hahaha
Her: Ah you think I could let go of my friendly nature when i meet you
Me: oh you better be friendly to me. Or I will spank you ;)
Her: you wouldn't dare touching me ;)
Me: you're playing with the fire
Her: why hehe
Me: uh you're bad i like it
Her: a lil bit ;)
Her: haha
So I wanted to cut this off but she keeps engaging me
Her: What u doin, how's it goin
Me: Gonna grab a few drinks later, you (lie was gonna hit the club, but with the drinks I could set up an invite)
Her: not much
Her: i think
Her: chilling for now. Was working
Her: *gibberish*
Me: *gibberish* ?
Her: yeees
Me: what do u work
Her: xxx (supermarket)
Me: in xxx
Her: yes and you?
Her: studying, work?
Me: haha maybe I'll pay a visit and hit on you at the register
Her: :(
Me: (something cherishy hard to translate)
Her: haha that I'd like :P
Me: all this will there is a line forming
Her: hahaha
Her: weeell gotta *gibberish* :)
Me: I don't get it is that xxx slang
Her: no that's like an insider.
Her: my old boss hardly could speak german so he would say these stranges things. now we started talking like him haha so funny
Me: ok
Me: send me a cute pic
Me: wanna see how tall you are
Her: but you saw enough on (dating site) haha
Her: chill
Her:im 5"10'
All of the sudden this strong resistance. Stopped responding to punish this bad behavior. Should go for the meet up soon.