What the fuck... I'm being gamed by a bisexual black dude

Bear with me, I'm trying to figure out the Manwhore APP

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Grant: Hey brother it's Casa! Lock me in!
Me - 3 mins later: You're on lock brotha.
Me: You still dancing?
Grant - 2 mins later: Whoop whoop! Yeah bro I am still dancing, I'm on break from touring overseas in Asia
Grant: I'm currently for BARBIE in a musical about her life lol but it's dope though. I go to Australia at the end of the month
Grant - 3 mins later: What kind of work were you doin down here bud?
Grant: I know you do floor care right?
Me - 6 mins later: Wow dude. That's amazeballs. Yeah, I have a biz.
Me - 1 min later: Don't smoke lol. I thought you were a good lil lds boy
Grant - 1 min later: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAHhahaha
Grant: I plead the 5th
Grant: I enjoy earthly pleasures. And anything organic. Farmers market is my favorite place lol
Grant - 1 min later: That's funny that you remembered that tough
Grant: *though
Me - 1 min later: I feel ya man. I was raised some hardcore Catholic but nobody's perfect
Me: God gave me a sexdrive and I'm gonna use it gawdammit
Grant - 3 mins later: Riiiiiiiight though?! If we weren't meant to use em we wouldn't have them
Grant - 10 mins later: How's t town treatin ya?
Me - 5 mins later: My batt died. Derp.
Grant - 1 min later: Derp?
Me: ...aka d'oh
Me - 1 min later: Do you know any country swing?
Grant - 1 min later: Gotcha!
Grant: I do not. But I'm sure it'd be very easy for me to learn!
Grant - 5 mins later: Do you?
Me: That's the only dance I know at least a lil. I'm a white guy lol
Me: Other than that I just make shit up and have a blast
Grant: I've taught plenty of white boys how to dance
Grant: Although most of them usually want to learn what to do when they are freak dancing
Grant: So I just end up teaching them how to find the beat and lil grooves they can do
Grant: Haha
Grant: Yo man I'm actually suuuuuper excited to see you!
Me: Aw dude. You're gonna have to teach me some moves!
Me: Yeah me too man!
Me: Last time I saw you was KA lol
Grant: Word
Grant: I'll teach you.
Grant: But I'm forewarning you if you get a boner while I'm teaching you to freak...I might laugh
Grant: ;-)
Grant: Jk
Me: Trust me baby... you won't feel a thing
Grant - 1 min later: Yeah man! That was so long ago!
Grant: I may not, but you sure will ;-)
Grant: And you know what they say...once you go black
Grant: You need a wheel chair
Me: HAAAAA!
Grant: Jk I'm only 7inchea
Grant: HA
Me: Uhhh... I don't know about these dance lessons... I'm gonna need some counseling or something
Grant: Lolol nah dude I'll hold you afterwards. You'll be fine.
Me: Lmfao
Me: Wtf dude
Me: Ur only 7 inches? We're gonna have to compare... I might have half an inch on you
Me - 2 mins later: Jeezus man. I was kidding
Grant: Roughly seven. I haven't measured since I've been in u of a. And I was only there for a year. 7years ago lol.
Grant: I figured you were
Grant - 1 min later: But I've never been the shy type when it comes to my penis. You really wouldn't be the first bro I compared with. so...* shoulder shrug
Grant - 2 mins later: My theory is you've seen one you've seen em all. And don't look at what you don't want to see. But I hope that didn't offend/upset you man. Def. not my
Grant: intention
Me: So that's actually a really advanced thing to know (not being shy with the D) as far as girls go... unless ur gay
Grant - 1 min later: Wait wait wait, what's an advance thing to know?
Me - 1 min later: Are you gay or straight lol? I have zero judgemnt either way. I've just nvr had a dude send me a dic pic before lol
Grant: Lol
Grant - 1 min later: I don't like labels. But I've been with both guys and girls. Both seperately and together. I enjoy both.
Grant - 1 min later: I'm really fucking good orally, and I enjoy doing it with anyone who wants to experience the time of their life.
Grant - 2 mins later: Most my girl friends love me for it because I'm better than most their Guys. And most guys think I'm better than most girls too.
Grant: I guess I'm kinda like Hannah Montana...I got the best of both worlds
Grant - 1 min later: I really hope being around me doesn't make you feel any differently. I'm not gonna try n jock your nuts or anything when we hang out.
Me: No no no dude. I'm not judging in any way. Just understand that I'm straight.
Grant: And I only sent that pic cuz I thought we were comparing lol. I took that picture JUST FOR YOU! nah not really I took it this morning cuz it was pretty
Me: I'm fuckin psyched to see you again man.
Me - 1 min later: I was gonna say, if you teach me some dance moves, I'll teach you some of that 'advanced' shit I mentioned. But you may know more than I do already lol
Grant: Well in terms of who I get emotionally involved with, I'm technically straight too. I don't really date dudes. But when it comes to my sex life, I'm a greedy
Grant: motha fo. And yeah I know you're straight bro, I never thought differently.
Grant: Hey I'm sure you can still teach me something!!!!! In fact give me some knowledge right as to what "advance" shit you are thinking of. I'm intrigued
Grant - 1 min later: Yo bro I'm excited as fuck to see you too!
Me - 2 mins later: I've noticed that gay guys get pissed at me for setting boundaries. I like hanging out w/ them but damn. Kinda let's me know how girls feel sometimes
Me: But yeah, "not being shy about ur dick" its about getting BJs.
Grant: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
Grant: Hmmm do tell
Me: I'll tell u when we hang out. I can't do it over text
Me: Its too much to write
Grant - 1 min later: Just FYI. I'm a fucking perv. I make a lot of sexual references. And I'm very open with my physical self. With that said I don't want you to feel uncomfortable
Grant: or feel like I'm coming on to you.
Me: By all means perv away lol
Grant: Cuz that's not the case. I'm just very comfortable with my sexuality and talkin about that stuff.
Me: Naw we'll get along fine then. I just didn't want you to get pissed at me and be expecting shit
Grant: Well depending on if I'm comfortable with the people I'm around. And I know I'll be comfortable enough around you. So yeah bro I just wanted to give you that
Grant: disclaimer because the last thing I ever want to do disrespect or offend someone I'm friends wit
Grant: And hey, you fucking saw my dick at full mass so as far as I'm concerned, you're basicLly like my brother
Grant - 1 min later: But damn now all I gotta is shoot you a pic of my asshole and we may as well be in a committed relationship!
Me: HAAAAA! If someone told me when I woke up this morning I was gonna see some black dick id be like GET THE FUCK OUTA HERE
Grant: Eeeeeeeew that even grossed ME out a little bit. And don't worry I have no expectations as far as we go bro
Me - 2 mins later: Haha I'm always down to hang with cool ppl man
Grant: Yeah dude Now you're gonna wake up to black dick everyday. I'm starting this new program just for you called "365 days of bbd" (big black dick)
Me: Gawdammit
Grant - 5 mins later: Everyday is your birthday
Grant: Btw you owe me a picture bro
Grant - 1 min later: It's only fair since YOU brought up comparing haha
Me - 10 mins later: Lol I'm off to bed man
Grant - 2 mins later: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Grant: THAT WAS Worse than getting a black dick pic! Hahahah
Grant: Goodnight bro

Me: Ur only 7 inches? We're gonna have to compare... I might have half an inch on you
OK Right here, he sent me a dick pic. Just so you guys know what's going on.
Me - 2 mins later: Jeezus man. I was kidding

Grant - 1 min later: It's only fair since YOU brought up comparing haha

Me - 10 mins later: Lol I'm off to bed man

Grant - 2 mins later: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Grant: THAT WAS Worse than getting a black dick pic! Hahahah

Grant: Goodnight bro

This guy and I go WAYY back. Last time I saw him, he was high as fuck, and dry-humping/grinding some chick on a bed in a fraternity house. I kinda suspected he was gay, but holy shit.

Jon, can you clean up some of this post please? I kept trying to use the app and it spat out nonsense. Also if I try to edit out my personal info, it screws it up.

That's not crazy that's you not being comfortable enough to call a dude out. Geezez

Inb4 Infinity has one too any drinks and starts "experimenting"

Yeah, at first I thought it was a bro to bro, shootin the shit, conversation. At first I thought he was one of those extreme naturals. But then he smacked me with the dick pic. It totally shocked me because I didn't know what I was dealing with at first.

The reason I posted this, was cuz it's like, "HOLY SHIT. LOOK AT THIS!" This is the kind of stuff you can learn from hanging out with gay/bisexual guys. Completely open about himself. Unencumbered. I think that's why chicks find gays irresistable. His "game" is crazy good. I can say with absolute certainty that he KILLS IT with girls.

But are you saying I should've been harder in laying down the boundaries?

Well I noticed once I pointed it out you went back and changed the title LOL. Kinda like you'd not been sure beforehand and this indecision is probably responsible for the whole thing. But YES, you need to identify these things earlier and deal with them more adequately. You basically got bro-raped. Just like from the YouTube vid. You were confused, undecided, he takes advantage. This isn't just for the gay homeys this is a much bigger picture issue. "Is this guy taking advantage of me?" "Is this person talking shit behind my back at work?" "Do I need to step up and handle this situation better to get the girl?" Threat identification is a HUGE deal

So exactly how many times did you take out your phone to take a dick pic.. ? ;)

I personally don't mind flirting lightly with gay guys, I think its hilarious and girls go crazy when they see guys all over me and that I'm totally chill about it. I flirt a bit with my gay friends all the time.  I can honestly say that I'm not at all gay, I think it would be awesome to be "Hannah Montana" and have it both ways. I would certainly draw the line well before a dick pic. We do a lot of ball busting about being gay, and its funny, but in the end I think its in the same category as "slut shaming". 

I have a theory about gay guys: most modern men don't have a modern rite of passage where they are forced to face their ultimate fears. You know who does? Gay guys. A gay guy who is out of the closet has been through a full-on masculine 'trial' and is therefore probably more "man" than many of us.

Very true

... Take infinity, for example

I got bro-raped lol. That's a great image. Thanks for that. I'm gonna start sending you both pictures of MY dick when you least expect it. Just so you guys know how it feels LOL.

I trust the guy tho. And I'm a big boy. We were bro's back in college I just didn't know for sure at the time, that he was gay/queer or what? and the thing about gay/queer guys is that they are FORWARD with their sexuality if they trust you. So I try to be understanding even if it shocks me sometimes. I even allow them to run "game" on me if they want, as long as I'm conscious of it. I'd prefer to have friends who don't feel like they need to filter themselves. The thing about gay guys, that I've experienced is that they love that they can express themselves fully around me. And they repay the favor in the form of some extremely perceptive feedback and helping you get chicks etc.

HOWEVER you're right manwhore, there are lines not to be crossed. I'm def going to be much more clear on that.

Ok cool that makes sense. I assumed this was a guy you'd just met lol. Haaaa! He's been harborin' feelin's a long time bro. Maybe you should just give in. Help him sort out his addiction. Give some closure 

Don't get butthurt, and take notes on his text game.

Yeah his text game is pretty damn good.