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So last night there was a huge storm in my state so this is how our convo went (Trolled her hard)

Me: That storm was huge
Her: Hasnt hit me yet
Me: Alright dont get scared when it hits you, its pretty big
Her: Ugh, I am always scared
Me: When should I come over?
Her: Haha its ok
Me: Be there in 20 minutes
Her: You dont know where I live
20 minutes later.................
Me: Im almost there 5 more mins
Her: Ha shush
Me: The roads are so bad
Her: Haha no 95% of the roads are paved
Me: Nvm its good just got off of roosevelt highway (THank you iphone gps)
Her: Where are you going??..
Me: Your house....
Her: except not
Me: Rain is pouring so hard, im prob going to have to end up sleeping over
Her: You dont even have your license (IDK how she knew this. I am 16 getting my license soon)
Me: Yeah Jacks driving me . We're almost here which house is yours?
Her: Not telling you
Me: Im not joking, do you want me to send you a picture
Her: What?? No i was just kidding! I didn't think you would actually come
Me: I need the house numberrr
Her: Not telling
Me: Youre so difficult
Her: Can you actually just tell me the truth
Me: Yeah im driving in your neighborhood right now. Your house is with the chevys right?
Her: What kind of chevys
Me: idk im not good with cars, can i come in?
Her: Sure (this is when troll ends lol)
Her: What does the house look like?
Me: White medium sized (Guess)
Her: Wrong
Me: Alright we cant stay outside this long anymore, thanks alot for the gas <333
Her: Sorry
Me: Bye
Her: See ya

Ik i kinda sound like a dick at the end but i wanted her to still fall for the troll. What should i text her first today
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Re: What to text this girl today (Story)
@Enlightment12:
Next time I'm bringing toilet paper. Need to do some redecorating
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Re: What to text this girl today (Story)
@Manwhore:
did that and alll she replied was ha ok... should i even reply and if so, what?