What's up with this girl?
The opening message is about her status before people are like "your opening is gay"
Me: Hey I think you're cute. Maybe you should just not have a potty mouth.
Her: Huh?
Her: I don't.
Her: Probably one of the more decent spoken people on here..
Her: And if you don't like what I post don't read it. Ty. No go back to minding your own business.
Her: Did you report my post? Is that why it was removed? How about you go find yourself a hooker and loose that virginity finally because you're never going to have any luck with the women on here. And what are you? 5? Saying I have a potty mouth. Dude grow up.
Me: Lmao I was making a joke. Maybe you should learn to have a sense of humor. Idk who the fuck you are and idgaf about your posts. Fucking weirdo.
Her: Well then I apologize and I definently didn't realize that was a joke. Maybe you should work on your jokes.....
Me: I think a 3rd grade insult like "potty mouth" is quite obviosly a joke to anyone over 6 years old.
Her: I agree and if it wasn't for this site and all the fucked up messages I get I probably would have taken it as such, like I said I apologize I was in defence mode.
Me. Well at least I didn't say it to you in the line at Mcdonald's or something. Who knows you might've clawed my eyes out. Just kidding. So is Alexandria your real name?
Her: Lol I promise I wouldn't have done that I'm honestly not a mean person despite my last message. I've just been walked all over and giving so much shit on this site for being nice I thought I should start sticking up for myself. Lol sorry I started with you. And yes it is. But it's spelled Alexandra.
Me: Oh yeah I've seen those screenshots about dudes wanting women to kick them in the balls for fun and stuff. When I read that I'm like "wtf". So are you in college?
Her: Yeah it's pretty messed up. And not yet. Dropped out of high school to get my GED, but I'm still working on getting it. What do you do work wise?
Me; Haha I just started as a lot attendat. I get paid to get a workout pretty much. It's pretty cool. What's your number? We should get coffee.
Her: Haha right on, and here's my number *her number* but I can't have coffee my Dad is very over protective and never let's me leave. :|
Me: I can train you in ninjitsu over the phone, then you can sneak out.
Her: Haha it's like impossible to sneak out even if I was a skilled ninja.\
Me: Yeah I don't believe that.
Me: You're 21 years old. I'm not gonna treat you like a highschooler.
Her: I'm not 21 though. I'm 20. And I'm seriously not allowed to do anything regardless of my age, I live under my dad's roof and have to abide by his rules.
This is pretty good, keep on textin!
tell her you'll pick her up and say hi to her father.
I'd text her, "Introduce me to your dad. I'll be the son he never had"
Sneak into her house like its high school lol
Girl is going to have serious emotional issues once she is out of her dads house
Dude this girl is 20, lives in her dad's house and is working on her GED. I would lecture this girl before even thinking about putting my dick in her. Do you even evolution bro?
Yeah your texting was swell the way you handled that situation with the shit test or whatever the fuck you want to call it in this situation was great. As far as what to do in this situation just figure out her situation, what she does etc, and fucking show up. Lol. I mean.. she obviously leaves the house. Don't bring it up in the context of meeting up with her, but obviously use it as such when you get the information. You can even show up at her job I've hooked up with girls that way. Just don't be a quiet standoffish creeper. Be fun and social. Make her life better for having a stalker.
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