where did I go wrong (text convo 2)

This is another chick that flaked. I feel absolutely idiotic because my parents weren't home for 4 nights and I got only like 4 girls over combined. Two had boyfriends and the other two stayed over for like 30 minutes. Just one big SUASAGE FEST! 

Me:wassup

Me: Come over with a friend and drink all my parents alchohol with me and ashton

Her: sorry I already have plans 2night (crying emoji)

Me: ohh no

Me: you suck

Her: maybe if you told me earlier I could :((

Me: I know last minute plans!

Me: parents arent home all week, so we will figure somethin out

Her: well those are usually the best kinda nights :) & sounds good to mee

Me: k ill let you know!

Me: what friends could comever from the academy    <---- she doesnt go to my school

Her: uhh I have 2 friends that r graduated mollie & ari and my friends whos our age lyndia from {town}, the other two are from {town} idk if you know them

Her: do you have anyone in mind

Me: hmm but really I dont any of them

Me: whick one do you think we would prefer?

Her: well what are your intentions {name}?

Me: I have an open mind to anything

Her: ohh really then youll be lucky to hang with any of my friends :)

Me: ohh awesome send me a pciture of them so I can choose lol

Her: {sends me pictures of three girls all sexy}

Me: oh wow I dont know which one to choose

Her: hahahaha

Her: I know my friends r smokes im lucky :)

Me: whose the last one on the left

Her: Ari

Me: hmm if she pokemon Id chose her

Her: what?

Me: ahve her comeover

Me: she seems cool

Her: she is hella cool

Me: fuck yeah hows thursday sound?

her: I have work

Me: till when so Do I

Her: from like 4 to like whenever

Her: idk yet

Me: im not home till like 9 it would be a late night thingy

Her: none of them are around (crying emoji)

Me: hit them all up!

Her: I just did!

Me: where are they!

Her: idk haha

Me: god damn giive me all their numbers..All of them

Her: omg {name]

Her: hold on im talking to them

Me: figure this out homieeee

Her: or whatt

Me: bad things will happen

Her: like what :)     <-----very unsure where to go from here

Me: not sure yet...

Me: depends on how well you behave 

Her: I guess ill be on my worst behavior then

Me: oh damn you better not be :)

Her: so hows ashton and all your paresnts alcohol (laughing emoji)

Me: its all gone and we are blackout you missed out

Me: ashtons naked

Her: hahahah no way

Me: yes way you wish you were here

Her: ohh really

Me: yeah

Me: get your friends over this week so we can all have some fun

Her: ill try my best

Her: what if they arent from the academy

Me: who would dat be

Her: shelby!    <----- ughhh no go

Her: shes really fun when shes drunk I swear!

Me: thats not gonna work im tryin to chill with high class academites   <---- making fun of her "fancy" private school

Her: and whys that

Me: Its just my prefernece I wanna meet new people

Her: well what do you consider me?

Me: hmm good question

Me: id say new

Me: I havent seen you in like 7000 years

Her: since freshman year advisory

Her: hahaha

Me: what

Me: you were in my advisory!

Me: wtf homie

Me: I dont remeber that   <----of course I do lol just teasin'

Her: yeaaaa

Her: its all good haha

Me: Holy fuck how dont I remeber that

Her: cause we never talked

Me: you loser

Me: why were you being antisocial hehe

Her: how am I the loser?!!

Her: no I wasnt

Her: omg you just wouldnt talk to me

Me: probably im afraid of girls!!! they scare me

Her: omg why

Her: tell me why cas you have nothing to be scared of

Me: they make me really scared and I start shaking

Her; whyyy your like hot you shouldnt be scared of girls

Me: I just want someone to take advantage of me

Her: I dont

Me: im joking....im fearless

Her: more like your just drunk

Me: im completely fearless

Me: no fears

Her: okay I got that

Her: hahaha

Me: okay im getting too douchy here

Me: lol

Me: btu w are chillen soon it will be muy bien

Me: ill talk to ya later nigg

Her: alright sounds good :)

Me: yo nigga

Me: all my friends bailed on me

Me: wanna chill tonight

Her: im at {vacation spot}

Me: ohh noo

Me: i have no friends lol!!!!

Me: now your gonnahave to brign some girly drinks over for me later this week

her: haha only me?

Me: yes! all with YOUR OWN MONEY

Her: woooooww

Her: il think about it

Me: twisted tea peach would be nice

Me: youd be like..the coolest girl I know

her; ehh im more of a girl beer

Me: fuck no your not

Me: your obviously a mieks hard lemonade fag

Her: wtf  

Her: do you know me???

Me: nahh

Me: I just kn

Me: know you suck at beerpong

Her: haha do you know that (laughing emoji)

Me: I can just sense it

Her: wellt hats the only part your right about

Her: but im working on it

Me: you better start training hard

Her: I know i need work

Her: i have a ping pong table ill practice

Me: you

Me: fuckin

Me: better

Her: I

Her: fuckin

Her: will (fist emoji)

Me: yeah so did you hit up your amigo ari

Me: hey im doing my weekly planner

Me: What night should I penicl you in to come, thirsty thursday?

Her: dont think I can make it this week sorry

Me: boo your gonna miss out

Me: faggot