Who's got a good re engagement texteroonie?

Give me some context. Otherwise I'll be all over the place. 

"Why's there a raccoon that looks like you outside my window. Ok now it's trying to get into the garbage" 

hahaha!

hilarious.

That'll do old boy.. That'll do.. Lol

Face booked it out.. Answer came back instantly..

This girls. Check out girl at the grocery store... How Bout:

its not trying to scratch me.. It is doing an excellent job of bagging a few groceries, hmm..

Hahaha. 

Nice. You got so many directions to go with that lol 

AND it's bagging groceries like a pro... Hmmm

Oh shit, its not you.. It's bagging groceries like a pro

An adorable raccoon.. Oh my god I wish you could see this! It's even really good at bagging up a few groceries

I would make the connotation of your text more related to her.. it's not really clear and it could lose steam. Otherwise go with something closer to home. Like what she already gave you, "Oh gawd I look like a raccoon." Or whatever she said 

An adorable raccoon.. Not as good as you are at bagging groceries though, it only tried to scratch my eyes out when I tried to help it put the meat and veges in separate bags

^ Is this what you mean? I'm not sure i get what you're saying

I would make that faster otherwise it comes off a bit contrived and you lose some momentum. 

Faster as in reply more-quickly, or shorter more succinct text?

An adorable raccoon.. Can't bag groceries for shit though

-sent-

An adorable raccoon, can't bag groceries for shit though

You should have kept going with the tension building mang. "No your skills are tight" should have been something like.. You couldn't pack yourself into a sleeping bag! Stay with the tension, ride it out, see where she starts to get girly on you, then figure out her sched. 

Good input, thnx.