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lets hear some goofy 1-liner re engagement texts.. I'm having writers (cock-) block

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Give me some context.

Give me some context. Otherwise I'll be all over the place. 

"Why's there a raccoon that looks like you outside my window. Ok now it's trying to get into the garbage" 

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Manwhore wrote:Give me some

Manwhore wrote:
Give me some context. Otherwise I'll be all over the place. 

"Why's there a raccoon that looks like you outside my window. Ok now it's trying to get into the garbage" 

hahaha!

hilarious.

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That'll do old boy.. That'll

That'll do old boy.. That'll do.. Lol

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Face booked it out.. Answer

Face booked it out.. Answer came back instantly..

at least it's not scratching out your eyes?

I look like a racoon....fuck

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This girls. Check out girl at

This girls. Check out girl at the grocery store... How Bout:

its not trying to scratch me.. It is doing an excellent job of bagging a few groceries, hmm..

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Hahaha.  Nice. You got so

Hahaha. 

Nice. You got so many directions to go with that lol 

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AND it's bagging groceries

AND it's bagging groceries like a pro... Hmmm

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Oh shit, its not you.. It's

Oh shit, its not you.. It's bagging groceries like a pro

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An adorable raccoon.. Oh my

An adorable raccoon.. Oh my god I wish you could see this! It's even really good at bagging up a few groceries

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I would make the connotation

I would make the connotation of your text more related to her.. it's not really clear and it could lose steam. Otherwise go with something closer to home. Like what she already gave you, "Oh gawd I look like a raccoon." Or whatever she said 

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- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)

- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male

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An adorable raccoon.. Not as

An adorable raccoon.. Not as good as you are at bagging groceries though, it only tried to scratch my eyes out when I tried to help it put the meat and veges in separate bags

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^ Is this what you mean? I'm

^ Is this what you mean? I'm not sure i get what you're saying

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I would make that faster

I would make that faster otherwise it comes off a bit contrived and you lose some momentum. 

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Faster as in reply

Faster as in reply more-quickly, or shorter more succinct text?

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An adorable raccoon.. Can't

An adorable raccoon.. Can't bag groceries for shit though

-sent-

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An adorable raccoon, can't

An adorable raccoon, can't bag groceries for shit though

 

10:15pm

Hotmom: is that a dig at my packing skillz?

 

10:18pm

AJ: No. Your skills are tight, the raccoon couldn't pack a paper bag it's way out of a wet paper bag

 

10:21pm

Hotmom: hahahaha, it could eat a few bags.

 

10:25pm

AJ: That would be a handy recycling program. Unpack groceries, feed bags to raccoon.  WhatchUpto?

 

10:27pm

Hotmom: gonna watch a flick and pass out

 

10:37pm

AJ: Same. How's your schedule this week/ weekend? Lets hang out

 

10:38pm

Hotmom: I have a bf now, we be chillin on my days off.

 

10:40pm

AJ: Sweet. Nite then

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You should have kept going

You should have kept going with the tension building mang. "No your skills are tight" should have been something like.. You couldn't pack yourself into a sleeping bag! Stay with the tension, ride it out, see where she starts to get girly on you, then figure out her sched. 

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- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male

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Good input, thnx.

Good input, thnx.