This is why I love texting International Women
Thu, 10/18/2012 - 22:31
Me: "Hey beb, 3 hours of sleep and I'm feeling like a champ. Signed a HUGE client today... time to celebrate
Her: "Hi! Good for you! I'm feeling not well today. Tooo much vine and shampagne. But I guess for the day after birthday its normal:) And how you could do not close the entrance door!!!! The owner of my apartment who lives down stairs made me today a reprimand... Thank you"
How would YOU respond?
Her: "Hi! Good for you! I'm feeling not well today. Tooo much vine and shampagne. But I guess for the day after birthday its normal:) And how you could do not close the entrance door!!!! The owner of my apartment who lives down stairs made me today a reprimand... Thank you"
How would YOU respond?
Fri, 10/19/2012 - 07:41
#1
Re: This is why I love texting International Women
I'm horrible at texting but i'm going to contribute anyways.
Something along the lines of "Don't worry pumpkin', ill probably make it up to later this week. In the meantime drink lots of good plain ol' water and get some rest"
P.S http://www.thedrunkpirate.com/2009/02/24/the-10-healthiest-hangover-cure...
Sex cures hangovers??
Something along the lines of "Don't worry pumpkin', ill probably make it up to later this week. In the meantime drink lots of good plain ol' water and get some rest"
P.S http://www.thedrunkpirate.com/2009/02/24/the-10-healthiest-hangover-cure...
Sex cures hangovers??
Fri, 10/19/2012 - 10:09
#2
Re: This is why I love texting International Women
Holy shit it does? Copy and paste details please
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Fri, 10/19/2012 - 10:43
#3
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"*Have sex
Why not? Hopefully your night was a success and you are waking up next to someone else. When you drink you stuff yourself with toxins. Sex is a wonderful for of cardio exercise and makes you feel good. Alcohol is also a depressant. Sex, more specifically, orgasm, releases all those little endorphins that make you feel good about yourself. If you completely struck out last night, masturbate."
And i have this 2nd link but there's too much text tp copy and paste: http://english.pravda.ru/society/sex/24-09-2007/97602-sexual-0/
I don't even remember how i came across this LOL. Anyways, in my opinion it sounds pretty legit. Depending how sick I am, i actually go out and bike ride, then i feel better for a while. Something about the body releasing hormones that stretch our pain threshold, blocks the pain and makes you feel good. Thus sex worth trying ha!
Why not? Hopefully your night was a success and you are waking up next to someone else. When you drink you stuff yourself with toxins. Sex is a wonderful for of cardio exercise and makes you feel good. Alcohol is also a depressant. Sex, more specifically, orgasm, releases all those little endorphins that make you feel good about yourself. If you completely struck out last night, masturbate."
And i have this 2nd link but there's too much text tp copy and paste: http://english.pravda.ru/society/sex/24-09-2007/97602-sexual-0/
I don't even remember how i came across this LOL. Anyways, in my opinion it sounds pretty legit. Depending how sick I am, i actually go out and bike ride, then i feel better for a while. Something about the body releasing hormones that stretch our pain threshold, blocks the pain and makes you feel good. Thus sex worth trying ha!
Fri, 10/19/2012 - 15:05
#4
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@Ghettoguru:
Good shit dude.
Some quick critique: "I'll probably make it up to later this week".... I THINK I know what you were trying to accomplish with this but it doesn't come across like you wanted it to
Like you wanted to craft something that was sorta aloof and like, "oh hey, I'm the man so I may or may not decide to hang out with you" or something like that?
If not, idk what you were aiming to do... But in any event, that part of the text is like SUPER cringe-worthy.
Also- make that last part funnier... you can take that same hangover/water theme and make it better.
Try again, man. See what you can come up with if you really put like a solid 5 minutes into crafting this text.
Good shit dude.
Some quick critique: "I'll probably make it up to later this week".... I THINK I know what you were trying to accomplish with this but it doesn't come across like you wanted it to
Like you wanted to craft something that was sorta aloof and like, "oh hey, I'm the man so I may or may not decide to hang out with you" or something like that?
If not, idk what you were aiming to do... But in any event, that part of the text is like SUPER cringe-worthy.
Also- make that last part funnier... you can take that same hangover/water theme and make it better.
Try again, man. See what you can come up with if you really put like a solid 5 minutes into crafting this text.
Fri, 10/19/2012 - 15:18
#5
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@buddhagames:
"vine shampagne, wine champagne, tell your owner to go fuck himself, we can do what we what :p"
is this girl german or some shit
"vine shampagne, wine champagne, tell your owner to go fuck himself, we can do what we what :p"
is this girl german or some shit
Fri, 10/19/2012 - 15:21
#6
Re: This is why I love texting International Women
@xCoM:
That's HAWT homy
Nah- Russian
That's HAWT homy
Nah- Russian
Sat, 10/20/2012 - 12:52
#7
Re: This is why I love texting International Women
@buddhagames:
Text I got from a German girl
"Hungry. Would eat your cock immediately"
A few weeks later I was sexting her at work and she said she wanted to "perform a blowjob"
Text I got from a German girl
"Hungry. Would eat your cock immediately"
A few weeks later I was sexting her at work and she said she wanted to "perform a blowjob"
Sat, 10/20/2012 - 13:14
#8
Re: This is why I love texting International Women
They actually do that tho. Like.. they bite dude's cocks. So she probably meant it.
icewahine;1403.9421;76 wrote:
@buddhagames:
Text I got from a German girl
"Hungry. Would eat your cock immediately"
A few weeks later I was sexting her at work and she said she wanted to "perform a blowjob"
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I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male