Texting tips for the LADIES
Thu, 01/24/2013 - 10:11
The first page made me go.. "Pff".
The second page.. stopped my heart. These bishes be bad.
http://www.bettyconfidential.com/ar/ld/a/5-savvy-text-message-responses-...
The second page.. stopped my heart. These bishes be bad.
http://www.bettyconfidential.com/ar/ld/a/5-savvy-text-message-responses-...
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Thu, 01/24/2013 - 12:01
#1
Re: Texting tips for the LADIES
@Manwhore:
Ha! I've got the 1st one taken care of!
ME: PSST!
HER: Hello! who is this?
ME: *sigh* Kristy you dork... Guru. The ridiculously unattractive guy who was boring haha :)
HER: Whattttt? Did I say that?? Guru from where??
ME: Yeah girl you were talking ALL KINDS of shit! Lucky i'm big on second chances haha ;P
HER: gahhhhhhh sorry!!
ME: All good Kristy. What other mischief did you cause over the weekend? I'm on a scavenger hunt for a new apartment
HER: Where did I meet you again?
ME: You mean you forgot? We danced like crazy on DP. U fell in love with me. We eloped to Vegas and got married by te fattest Elvis we could find. Then I divorced you because you fart in your sleep. Sorry babe, it's not you it's me ;)
HER: Hahaha Oh you're funny? Ok ok come party with us some timeee
ME: If you bring your A-game dance again, then fuck yeah i'm down! :)
I hate these little games though, they're getting old for christ's sake :/
Ha! I've got the 1st one taken care of!
ME: PSST!
HER: Hello! who is this?
ME: *sigh* Kristy you dork... Guru. The ridiculously unattractive guy who was boring haha :)
HER: Whattttt? Did I say that?? Guru from where??
ME: Yeah girl you were talking ALL KINDS of shit! Lucky i'm big on second chances haha ;P
HER: gahhhhhhh sorry!!
ME: All good Kristy. What other mischief did you cause over the weekend? I'm on a scavenger hunt for a new apartment
HER: Where did I meet you again?
ME: You mean you forgot? We danced like crazy on DP. U fell in love with me. We eloped to Vegas and got married by te fattest Elvis we could find. Then I divorced you because you fart in your sleep. Sorry babe, it's not you it's me ;)
HER: Hahaha Oh you're funny? Ok ok come party with us some timeee
ME: If you bring your A-game dance again, then fuck yeah i'm down! :)
I hate these little games though, they're getting old for christ's sake :/
Thu, 01/24/2013 - 12:09
#2
Re: Texting tips for the LADIES
@Manwhore:
WOW.
2nd page made me think for sure. I use Sweetie, pumkin, [adjective/noun]butt, boo, pook, doofus, goof pretty often... And that last one about not texting back I can definitely say i've experienced.
IMO I think women play all these games cause A. it sieves out the shit from the gold and B. It makes the ones that are still around want to fuck them harder and longer.
WOW.
2nd page made me think for sure. I use Sweetie, pumkin, [adjective/noun]butt, boo, pook, doofus, goof pretty often... And that last one about not texting back I can definitely say i've experienced.
IMO I think women play all these games cause A. it sieves out the shit from the gold and B. It makes the ones that are still around want to fuck them harder and longer.
Sun, 01/27/2013 - 00:33
#3
the ending, " Thee who puts
the ending, " Thee who puts in least amount of effort wins!"
gdamn whoever wrote that article took a mw session
gdamn whoever wrote that article took a mw session