Girl with comically large tits
Thu, 04/12/2012 - 06:59
Thu, 04/12/2012 - 07:01
#1
hahahaha
That's not funny
hahahaha
That's not funny dude.
That's not funny dude.
Thu, 04/12/2012 - 07:06
#2
Yo what is funny is right
Yo what is funny is right after I posted that I had the link copied so I pasted and sent it to another girl by accident
Thu, 04/12/2012 - 07:07
#3
haha fuck her if she doesn't
haha fuck her if she doesn't get the humor.
I think that should be part of some sorta online opener for you.
I think that should be part of some sorta online opener for you.
Thu, 04/12/2012 - 07:19
#4
LMAO!!! Dude, I literally
LMAO!!!
Dude, I literally just imagine you sitting at your computer 24/7 like in a dirty whitebeater with a beer by your side, coming up with weird openers to send to girls on your 3 computer screens, while chain smoking cigs lollll
You're gonna be the ultimate beast at online game.
haha straight up dude, your like the mad scientist of online game openers LMAO... it's aweomse.
Dude, I literally just imagine you sitting at your computer 24/7 like in a dirty whitebeater with a beer by your side, coming up with weird openers to send to girls on your 3 computer screens, while chain smoking cigs lollll
You're gonna be the ultimate beast at online game.
haha straight up dude, your like the mad scientist of online game openers LMAO... it's aweomse.
Thu, 04/12/2012 - 07:41
#5
LOL that would be an accurate
LOL that would be an accurate assessment of the past 24 hours of my life. On the reals, I gotta figure out how to take it from a funny opener with shock value to getting dialogue that leads to a meetup or just right to the number exchange and meetup. This shit is tricky, the more ridiculous the opener the more likely they are to respond but it's also harder to make them want to meet with you as a real person
Thu, 04/12/2012 - 10:17
#6
Ahh dude let me give you my
Ahh dude let me give you my patented 90% closing rate phone number close.
"Alright this pof stuff is way too nerdy for me. Shoot me your num or text me ### ### ####. I promise to only stalk you on Tuesdays ;b"
Another variation: This pof stuff is way too nerdy for me shoot me a text ### ### #### promise I'll only stalk you like 2 days out of the week
"Alright this pof stuff is way too nerdy for me. Shoot me your num or text me ### ### ####. I promise to only stalk you on Tuesdays ;b"
Another variation: This pof stuff is way too nerdy for me shoot me a text ### ### #### promise I'll only stalk you like 2 days out of the week