haha this deserves it's own thread
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 07:40
This is a thread of my replies... Not sure exactly how to handle this one.
1. Camila (http://www.okcupid.com/profile/CamilaT)
Camila,
So I’ve been thinking. I’m getting pretty sick of my job, it’s just the same old thing every day. I think I’m going to head on down to Columbia and take a swing at being a renowned drug smuggler, like Johnny Depp in Blow, but it wouldn't be as fun without my Penelope Cruz. You should join me. I mean you really won’t have to do much, maybe a couple lessons of Rosetta Stone but other than that you just sit around by the by the pool all day, drink margaritas, and get oiled up by hot pool boys while I conduct business. So are you down?
47% Enemy 30% Friend 58% Match Sent to CamilaT
Apr 14, 2012 – 2:32am
well no.. but u are goegeous and I am down for sex if u want =D
Umm... so yeah. How to proceed?
1. Camila (http://www.okcupid.com/profile/CamilaT)
Camila,
So I’ve been thinking. I’m getting pretty sick of my job, it’s just the same old thing every day. I think I’m going to head on down to Columbia and take a swing at being a renowned drug smuggler, like Johnny Depp in Blow, but it wouldn't be as fun without my Penelope Cruz. You should join me. I mean you really won’t have to do much, maybe a couple lessons of Rosetta Stone but other than that you just sit around by the by the pool all day, drink margaritas, and get oiled up by hot pool boys while I conduct business. So are you down?
47% Enemy 30% Friend 58% Match Sent to CamilaT
Apr 14, 2012 – 2:32am
well no.. but u are goegeous and I am down for sex if u want =D
Umm... so yeah. How to proceed?
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 07:41
#1
I kinda just want to message
I kinda just want to message her back:
"Sure, why not- let's grab a drink this weekend and fuck"
"Sure, why not- let's grab a drink this weekend and fuck"
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 07:43
#2
Tease and flake seem to be
Tease and flake seem to be very high with okc n pof... I would proceed with caution but not sure how
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 07:48
#3
fuck the tease and flake.
fuck the tease and flake.
"Fuk it I'll just roll down your street. Be punctual and throw on somethin sexy for me. Im not packing anything. Can't be letting clothes get in the way of my amazing tan and fantastic body.
Shoot me your digits so I can text you after I park the jet out front."
I actually think that was the perfect reply.
"Fuk it I'll just roll down your street. Be punctual and throw on somethin sexy for me. Im not packing anything. Can't be letting clothes get in the way of my amazing tan and fantastic body.
Shoot me your digits so I can text you after I park the jet out front."
I actually think that was the perfect reply.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 07:49
#4
FUCK YOU. IN THE GAME FOR
FUCK YOU. IN THE GAME FOR HALF A NIGHT AND YOU GET THAT! *gets rope, ties noose*
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 07:50
#5
Dude. We be gettin TAFs all
Dude. We be gettin TAFs all over the place. Calm your horses and loosen the knot just slightly. I'll let you know when you can kick the bucket.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 07:51
#6
Me likey!!!
Srsly, how the
Me likey!!!
Srsly, how the hell could you come up with that line???
Srsly, how the hell could you come up with that line???
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 08:20
#7
I am genuinley confused about
I am genuinley confused about how any girl could look at my profile and not message me back.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 11:44
#8
Wow. You dickface
Yes thats
Wow. You dickface
Yes thats a good msg
Yes thats a good msg
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 16:45
#9
Nothing worse than waking up
Nothing worse than waking up and having 7 notifications of chicks checkin out your profile and still not messaging you back.
I've got 1 response out of like 40 messages.
We're gonna go into the second half strong boys. Gonna send out another 40 or so today and then move onto a different set of openers.
I've got 1 response out of like 40 messages.
We're gonna go into the second half strong boys. Gonna send out another 40 or so today and then move onto a different set of openers.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 18:45
#10
I also slept, feeling like a
I also slept, feeling like a quitter and shit.
Yo btw, I'm 2 for 2 with sending girls their name. Like if a girls name is shelby I'll send her "shhhelbyyyyy" or "SHELBY" or something like that
Yo btw, I'm 2 for 2 with sending girls their name. Like if a girls name is shelby I'll send her "shhhelbyyyyy" or "SHELBY" or something like that