Hilarious Rejection on POF

So before I put up the convo- is there something about POF I'm not getting? I'm getting totally different responses on here than on OkCupid...





twistystrawman
4/15/2012 1:06:47 PM

So I’ve been thinking. I’m getting pretty sick of my job, it’s just the same old thing every day. I think I’m going to head on down to Columbia and take a swing at being a renowned drug smuggler, like Johnny Depp in Blow, but it wouldn't be as fun without my Penelope Cruz. You should join me. I mean you really won’t have to do much, maybe a couple lessons of Rosetta Stone but other than that you just sit around by the by the pool all day, drink margaritas, and get oiled up by hot pool boys while I conduct business. So are you down?

skysthelimitxo
4/15/2012 1:08:27 PM

No

twistystrawman
4/15/2012 1:14:02 PM

Too adventerous? It's cool, Just wanted to say I find you very attractive. If I got to know you, I would invite you over for a romantic dinner and as soon as you arrived, I would pull you close and whisper in your ear "I have a swanson tv dinner in the freezer with your name on it" and then I would proceed to fill a wine glass with welch's grape juice

skysthelimitxo
4/15/2012 1:15:38 PM

Dude I'm blocking you

twistystrawman
4/15/2012 1:16:16 PM

Ah, okay. Have a nice day.

skysthelimitxo
4/15/2012 1:17:24 PM

You have issues and you're not my type anyways. I sing I like musicians

twistystrawman
4/15/2012 1:19:59 PM

Ah, gotcha. No issues here, just havin fun. I've gotten bored of the standard, "Hey what's up" so I just make myself laugh, but I understand if that's not what you're into.

BTW- I'm not a singer but I have been known to belt out this sucker when I get drunk:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kl4hJ4j48s

skysthelimitxo
4/15/2012 1:26:07 PM

I like real musicians. Musicians in bands. Guys that look like music artists but really aren't. You look weird to me. Sorry.


twistystrawman
4/15/2012 1:39:54 PM

Oh, that's cool. I'ma go kill myself. Have a nice day.