text convo with hot colombiana from fetish party
Mon, 04/16/2012 - 14:17
hey guys I may need your help on this one, first little bit of context: went to strange party on friday with tons of fetish people and transgender folks. met a smoking hot colombian girl there. I grope her and pull her in, she tells me "you dont want anything to do with me im messed up" me:"I love you" she:"call me please" give her my phone, number close. then take her from the dancefloor to the spanking parlor "spank me im a bad girl" ... not usually into that stuff but was fun nontheless :)
text convo yesterday
me:"Hey colombiana did you survive last night, its me burgian"
she:"hey!, well barely, somebody stepped on foot its all swollen and bruised, waiting for a friend to take me to the hospital"
me:"sorry yo hear that get well soon. I hear chicken soup and nursing helps to ease the pain.
today:
she: "they gave me codeyn and i have been sleeping for almost a day, have to stay in bed for 2 moar days. at least i have crazy dreams with the pills."
me:"lol they gave you some sizzurp to slurp on, I bet you encountered unicorns and hobbits in your dreams, can i be the knight in shining armor next time around?"
I know this was not the strongest counter and I should not phrased it as question. I am leaving town on friday and would like to get with her before I leave, I thought about telling her about me deploying my myofasical release techniques on her but I am not sure how to play this...
any thoughts? thanks in advance guys
burgian
text convo yesterday
me:"Hey colombiana did you survive last night, its me burgian"
she:"hey!, well barely, somebody stepped on foot its all swollen and bruised, waiting for a friend to take me to the hospital"
me:"sorry yo hear that get well soon. I hear chicken soup and nursing helps to ease the pain.
today:
she: "they gave me codeyn and i have been sleeping for almost a day, have to stay in bed for 2 moar days. at least i have crazy dreams with the pills."
me:"lol they gave you some sizzurp to slurp on, I bet you encountered unicorns and hobbits in your dreams, can i be the knight in shining armor next time around?"
I know this was not the strongest counter and I should not phrased it as question. I am leaving town on friday and would like to get with her before I leave, I thought about telling her about me deploying my myofasical release techniques on her but I am not sure how to play this...
any thoughts? thanks in advance guys
burgian
Mon, 04/16/2012 - 18:38
#1
Dude, where do you live? This
Dude, where do you live? This party sounds awesome.
Except for the tranny's... was there like a way of distinguishing the ones that looked a LOT like girls... like were their separate rooms for people who wanted to fuck girls... people who wanted trannys etc. etc.?
Except for the tranny's... was there like a way of distinguishing the ones that looked a LOT like girls... like were their separate rooms for people who wanted to fuck girls... people who wanted trannys etc. etc.?
Mon, 04/16/2012 - 19:28
#2
come to the UK :)
The
come to the UK :)
The trannies were _distinctive_ and I could tell immediatly, i reckon that most parties of this type of caliber also attract hot and slightly crazy heterosexual women, that's why I usually attend ;) With this one I kind of lost her when I went to the bathrom because some random girl from new york all of sudden grabbed my belt pushed me against the wall, and licked both of my earlobes dry. I don't like bossy women so I ditched her quickly, my flatmate later asked me if she was jewish, no idea what that was all about ... any thoughts on the text game side of things?
The trannies were _distinctive_ and I could tell immediatly, i reckon that most parties of this type of caliber also attract hot and slightly crazy heterosexual women, that's why I usually attend ;) With this one I kind of lost her when I went to the bathrom because some random girl from new york all of sudden grabbed my belt pushed me against the wall, and licked both of my earlobes dry. I don't like bossy women so I ditched her quickly, my flatmate later asked me if she was jewish, no idea what that was all about ... any thoughts on the text game side of things?
Mon, 04/16/2012 - 19:48
#3
me:"Hey colombiana did you
me:"Hey colombiana did you survive last night, its me burgian"
she:"hey!, well barely, somebody stepped on foot its all swollen and bruised, waiting for a friend to take me to the hospital"
me:"sorry yo hear that get well soon. I hear chicken soup and nursing helps to ease the pain.
Okay, so first text was okay. That's a pretty typical first text response and I don't personally have any issues with it. Although, after being on this forum for a while now, I may send something slightly different. Especially since you took her into a god damn "spanking room" JESUS... On second thought... You went to a spanking room with her... you should have been sexually playful from the beginning.
Your second text also wasn't bad. You seem to have the right idea. Just like maybe a little too comforting...
me:"lol they gave you some sizzurp to slurp on, I bet you encountered unicorns and hobbits in your dreams, can i be the knight in shining armor next time around?"
Yeah man this was your best message I thought... yeah- phrase it as a statement next time and it'd be real cool...
Has she responded?
Also- if she hasn't and you like ONLY want to fuck her friday and don't care about any future or wtvr, just shoot her another text beforehand. If it were me, I'd just stick to the longterm goal and wait a litle longer and then reengage in a week if she doesn't respond. She probably will though... Although, idk man... this girl is into these crazy sex parties... I don't see why you're not just absolutely RAPING her via text.
Jesus- I'm gonna be in Europe for a while. I absolutely want to go to one of these. This is like the pornos I watch, but real... jesus.
Is that true though? Is this shit actually like the bondage pornos I watch? I'm getting excited lmao.
she:"hey!, well barely, somebody stepped on foot its all swollen and bruised, waiting for a friend to take me to the hospital"
me:"sorry yo hear that get well soon. I hear chicken soup and nursing helps to ease the pain.
Okay, so first text was okay. That's a pretty typical first text response and I don't personally have any issues with it. Although, after being on this forum for a while now, I may send something slightly different. Especially since you took her into a god damn "spanking room" JESUS... On second thought... You went to a spanking room with her... you should have been sexually playful from the beginning.
Your second text also wasn't bad. You seem to have the right idea. Just like maybe a little too comforting...
me:"lol they gave you some sizzurp to slurp on, I bet you encountered unicorns and hobbits in your dreams, can i be the knight in shining armor next time around?"
Yeah man this was your best message I thought... yeah- phrase it as a statement next time and it'd be real cool...
Has she responded?
Also- if she hasn't and you like ONLY want to fuck her friday and don't care about any future or wtvr, just shoot her another text beforehand. If it were me, I'd just stick to the longterm goal and wait a litle longer and then reengage in a week if she doesn't respond. She probably will though... Although, idk man... this girl is into these crazy sex parties... I don't see why you're not just absolutely RAPING her via text.
Jesus- I'm gonna be in Europe for a while. I absolutely want to go to one of these. This is like the pornos I watch, but real... jesus.
Is that true though? Is this shit actually like the bondage pornos I watch? I'm getting excited lmao.
Mon, 04/16/2012 - 19:50
#4
Dude you need to GO OVER
Dude you need to GO OVER THERE. What are you waiting for with your texting? That's gay as fuck
This is a girl you met at a fetish party, lying in bed captive. Sounds like a fuckfest waiting to happen.
This is a girl you met at a fetish party, lying in bed captive. Sounds like a fuckfest waiting to happen.
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Mon, 04/16/2012 - 19:52
#5
^^
THAT...
You took her to a
^^
THAT...
You took her to a SPANKING ROOM! JESUS.
That. is. the. coolest. thing. I've. Ever. Heard.
FUCK america. I'm moving.
THAT...
You took her to a SPANKING ROOM! JESUS.
That. is. the. coolest. thing. I've. Ever. Heard.
FUCK america. I'm moving.
Mon, 04/16/2012 - 19:54
#6
Did I tell you about the time
Did I tell you about the time my buddy and I fucked this guy's wife while he watched. Remind me I will
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Mon, 04/16/2012 - 19:59
#7
LMFAO- That is amazing. And
LMFAO- That is amazing. And no- DO TELL
I bet the dude was actually pretty cool. Seriously.
I bet the dude was actually pretty cool. Seriously.
Mon, 04/16/2012 - 20:37
#8
well i am originally from the
well i am originally from the continent so the fact that these things exist here in the uk is quite new to me, i recommend you go to berlin to experience these kind of parties :)
back on topic, I have no idea where she lives, all i know she is an art & history masters student, probably into marquis de sade ;-D
text convo continued:
Me: "btw i have a diploma (not kidding) in swedish massage practice and can provide myofasical release to cure boredom. must have forgotten to tell you that ;)"
She:"Haha well that migth come quite handy but for now I will stick to the painkillers and hope to be fine for the weekend! :) !!!!!"
back on topic, I have no idea where she lives, all i know she is an art & history masters student, probably into marquis de sade ;-D
text convo continued:
Me: "btw i have a diploma (not kidding) in swedish massage practice and can provide myofasical release to cure boredom. must have forgotten to tell you that ;)"
She:"Haha well that migth come quite handy but for now I will stick to the painkillers and hope to be fine for the weekend! :) !!!!!"
Mon, 04/16/2012 - 20:45
#9
Your framing was horrible
Your framing was horrible from the beginning. Youre chasing her when you should be letting her convince you to come over and tie her to the bed. Frankly this girl doesnt think you deserve her
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Mon, 04/16/2012 - 20:53
#10
ok, what would be good
ok, what would be good framing in this situation then?
Mon, 04/16/2012 - 21:20
#11
Do you have the text app for
Do you have the text app for the forum? Post a few more convos.
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Mon, 04/16/2012 - 22:38
#12
nope, how do i get it? I have
nope, how do i get it? I have an android phone.
Mon, 04/16/2012 - 23:49
#13
Cool man shoot me an email at
Cool man shoot me an email at [email protected] I'll send it over. It scrapes your text convos and uploads them to your account here on the forum. From there you can publish or unpublish them for public view. I like to have a guy on the forum for a bit, join the family, before I start really giving out text advice. I kinda don't like the fuck and chuck mentality know what I mean?
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Wed, 04/18/2012 - 09:44
#14
sure thing, I'll shoot you an
sure thing, I'll shoot you an email later.
Btw. even though my text game is apparently shitty, the convo still continued and I'll take this as a lesson on how to initially frame the damn thing better.
So i texted her that her foot injury does not matter to me and I do olympic lifts so carrying her will not be a problem ;)
She: Hahahaha we'll see what happens with my leg :)
Me: Morning gorgeous, how does the leg work? I will kill a dragon and enslave his offspring as my housepets to see you tonight!
Btw. even though my text game is apparently shitty, the convo still continued and I'll take this as a lesson on how to initially frame the damn thing better.
So i texted her that her foot injury does not matter to me and I do olympic lifts so carrying her will not be a problem ;)
She: Hahahaha we'll see what happens with my leg :)
Me: Morning gorgeous, how does the leg work? I will kill a dragon and enslave his offspring as my housepets to see you tonight!
Fri, 04/20/2012 - 01:57
#15
Was a decent response. You
Was a decent response. You probably didn't need the dragon part. When not heavily used, girls love being called gorgeous and asked how they're doing.
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Fri, 04/20/2012 - 02:01
#16
haha yeah. Okay so this is
haha yeah. Okay so this is something I've noticed in my own texts and I just saw it in yours.
The ones that are like iffy good but not like MONEY good, are the ones that involve like two distinct sentences that are just sorta jammed together.
Does that make sense? Like if you look at that text you just wrote?
It's basically two distinct ideas combined into one text but they aren't REALLY connected in any way. Like either text on its own, at the proper timing would be good but in combination it's still aight but it just sorta takes something away from it..
You pickin up what I'm putting down? Not sure if I'm really being clear about what it is I'm seeing.
The ones that are like iffy good but not like MONEY good, are the ones that involve like two distinct sentences that are just sorta jammed together.
Does that make sense? Like if you look at that text you just wrote?
It's basically two distinct ideas combined into one text but they aren't REALLY connected in any way. Like either text on its own, at the proper timing would be good but in combination it's still aight but it just sorta takes something away from it..
You pickin up what I'm putting down? Not sure if I'm really being clear about what it is I'm seeing.