Montreal Girl
Tue, 04/17/2012 - 01:16
Ok so I meant this girl on Saturday. Here's a bit of background. I grab her dance with her for a bit. I take her to the back of the bar to try to wall slam of glory..not a wall, she goes flying haha. Yay! We found the room with a disco ball that no one is in. We grind in the center of the room under the disco ball...so romantic. :) I wall slam of glory her against a real wall this time(second times a charm) and her friend walks up at the same moment. She say's were leaving in 5 more minutes so say goodbye. She asks for my number I tell her "I'm right here, why do you need my phone?" we makeout. I tell her it was a 4/10 and she starts going to town, my fingers are going everywhere, and then the friends are standing behind us. She pulls me by the arm to the bar, gets a pen from the bartender and writes her # on my arm. Went for the pull, she wasn't having it, friends bday blah blah blah. So here's the convo we've had so far. I tried to be a bit more real this time with less fluff.
get home safe girl -steve
I am lol
Ello senorita <--Next day
recover from the non stop party at the Christmas light lit clownhouse last nite
Yup... plastering some walls and stuff. Very fun
Stop punching so many holes in ur wall
Reminds me of a job I had laying sod as a kid, music saves the day
I need to punch the walls. It's called a gym.
Agreed. Good music is the shit
Shit I thought you'd let me poke holes in ur wall..we'll have to find something else
Luv country, metal, rock, party beats. I workout!
I bet you do. So do I.
But you luv country? Tell me why
Calgary stampede and I'm a cowboy. You work nights <--tried to at least rule out one way she would be busy on the invite
No
Cool, if ur not busy Wednesday let's grab drinks that sounds fun
um sure but I play volleyball till 10 and gotta know where so I can take the bus -_-
That was yesterday. Still haven't gotten back to her because I was at my FB's house the other day and was distracted. Not sure how to interpret that last line? Think I should just lead toward picking her up after or another day? Thinking I'm going to shoot her a call tmmr and see if she's down after volleyball.
get home safe girl -steve
I am lol
Ello senorita <--Next day
recover from the non stop party at the Christmas light lit clownhouse last nite
Yup... plastering some walls and stuff. Very fun
Stop punching so many holes in ur wall
Reminds me of a job I had laying sod as a kid, music saves the day
I need to punch the walls. It's called a gym.
Agreed. Good music is the shit
Shit I thought you'd let me poke holes in ur wall..we'll have to find something else
Luv country, metal, rock, party beats. I workout!
I bet you do. So do I.
But you luv country? Tell me why
Calgary stampede and I'm a cowboy. You work nights <--tried to at least rule out one way she would be busy on the invite
No
Cool, if ur not busy Wednesday let's grab drinks that sounds fun
um sure but I play volleyball till 10 and gotta know where so I can take the bus -_-
That was yesterday. Still haven't gotten back to her because I was at my FB's house the other day and was distracted. Not sure how to interpret that last line? Think I should just lead toward picking her up after or another day? Thinking I'm going to shoot her a call tmmr and see if she's down after volleyball.
Tue, 04/17/2012 - 04:49
#1
The other issue is you don't
The other issue is you don't want a smelly girl showing up from volleyball. Because you will not be getting laid that night. Girls are highly sensitive to things like that and I can't blame them I'm the same way. If she had already planned on showing up straight from volleyball that's a sign she wasn't planning on getting laid.
I would simply tell her "k get home after volleyball and wash the tomboy paint off. If it's not too late I'll come pick you up don't worry about taking the bus. Those things are dangerous ;)"
It's slightly offensive but not too much, and REALLY what it's doing is showing you're a bad ass man with standards for a woman.
I would simply tell her "k get home after volleyball and wash the tomboy paint off. If it's not too late I'll come pick you up don't worry about taking the bus. Those things are dangerous ;)"
It's slightly offensive but not too much, and REALLY what it's doing is showing you're a bad ass man with standards for a woman.
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Tue, 04/17/2012 - 13:23
#2
Ok i see what you're saying
Cool, makes sense. I'll go with your text a bit later today and update a bit later down the road. Thanks again bud.
Wed, 04/18/2012 - 13:15
#3
First attempt at the meetup
Looks like this girly wasn't down to chill last night.
K get home after volleyball and wash the tomboy paint off. If it's not too late I'll come pick you up don't worry about taking the bus. Those things are dangerous ;)]
I'll be ready by 11 I think
Where's your apartment? <--Too direct?
Haha in Mississaguga
Address? I can't guarantee pillow fights if you're too far. <--Tried to throw a bit of fluff to get her address a few hours later
No response. Thinking I went too direct on asking where she lives or maybe 11 was too late and she was hoping I would cancel?
K get home after volleyball and wash the tomboy paint off. If it's not too late I'll come pick you up don't worry about taking the bus. Those things are dangerous ;)]
I'll be ready by 11 I think
Where's your apartment? <--Too direct?
Haha in Mississaguga
Address? I can't guarantee pillow fights if you're too far. <--Tried to throw a bit of fluff to get her address a few hours later
No response. Thinking I went too direct on asking where she lives or maybe 11 was too late and she was hoping I would cancel?
Wed, 04/18/2012 - 18:50
#4
I think you were doing great
I think you were doing great until you asked for her Address and YOUR BALLS FELL OFF.
to me "haha in Mississaguga" is her saying "this guy is ballsy and direct, wow, let me just shit-test him and play hard to get and see if he is congruent with this ballsy/direct attitude" and then u were like "haha just kidding im gayyyy"
Either a) build more rapport/comfort/trust , back up and re-engage her in some humorous bullshit that is sexual and playful or b) ask her why shes laughi ng and address the problem
I don't have any lines popping in my head, but definitely keep going forward.
to me "haha in Mississaguga" is her saying "this guy is ballsy and direct, wow, let me just shit-test him and play hard to get and see if he is congruent with this ballsy/direct attitude" and then u were like "haha just kidding im gayyyy"
Either a) build more rapport/comfort/trust , back up and re-engage her in some humorous bullshit that is sexual and playful or b) ask her why shes laughi ng and address the problem
I don't have any lines popping in my head, but definitely keep going forward.
Wed, 04/25/2012 - 00:02
#5
Lol flake line fail?
So my blackberry is gay and I don't have the rest of the conversation but she flaked on me for a date tonight. Worked some sexual innuendo and all that fun stuff in the missing text. She actually set this date up. I think she took my flake line seriously lol.
p.s. I fucked this up when I first posted because I thought I set the date for Tuesday.(durr said Wednesday in the text) I flaked myself. There's a new one. :D
so are we still up for tomorrow?
Ya sounds good, I'll come to your place around 8 if that works
Dress cute so we match
Cute as in leggings and stuff or am I allowed to wear jeans
Oh did I say cute, I meant dress hot ;)
lol fine but im always hot anyways
ello miss, I forget. What's your address <--Next day
Im so sorry im doing overtime at my job its crazy
Damnit I just finished shaving my balls and did my toe nails. Fuck you ;p
Im so sorry. How bout tomorrow? I'll buy you a couple drinks. <--lol think she took me seriously?
:( Wish I could go tomorrow but it's a club night. Oh well maybe when I get back from NY I'll have a LR with this girl for you guys.
p.s. I fucked this up when I first posted because I thought I set the date for Tuesday.(durr said Wednesday in the text) I flaked myself. There's a new one. :D
so are we still up for tomorrow?
Ya sounds good, I'll come to your place around 8 if that works
Dress cute so we match
Cute as in leggings and stuff or am I allowed to wear jeans
Oh did I say cute, I meant dress hot ;)
lol fine but im always hot anyways
ello miss, I forget. What's your address <--Next day
Im so sorry im doing overtime at my job its crazy
Damnit I just finished shaving my balls and did my toe nails. Fuck you ;p
Im so sorry. How bout tomorrow? I'll buy you a couple drinks. <--lol think she took me seriously?
:( Wish I could go tomorrow but it's a club night. Oh well maybe when I get back from NY I'll have a LR with this girl for you guys.
Wed, 04/25/2012 - 00:55
#6
Lmao thats a great flake
Lmao thats a great flake line. Seems to have worked perfectly. You should fuck her then go to the club.
Sat, 05/05/2012 - 22:22
#7
Still trying to get the meetup for this one
Ello pumpkin, how's your weekend Mongolian grill was incredible. I made a dish so amazing it must of been crafted by the hand of god <---sent with cool ass pic
Pretty sweet. Where was that? And meh I got ditched from going out
Waterloo. Drivin back no and feeling fucking amazing
Ditched!? You should of hitched a ride n had an adventure
Should of. Almost did
Was so pissed off I sobered instantaneously
If I drove by I'd let you hitchhike for a sandwitch and thumb war under the condition that you were in a black skirt
Don't have a black skirt
Kind of a shitty text back. You guys think I got this because I didn't really address her mood?
Thinking of either crafting something fun that pokes at the fact she has no skirt or that she can always hitch a ride with toothless joe. Implying that I have standards. That might be too much of an asshole text though. Any advice would be great. Thanks dudes.
Pretty sweet. Where was that? And meh I got ditched from going out
Waterloo. Drivin back no and feeling fucking amazing
Ditched!? You should of hitched a ride n had an adventure
Should of. Almost did
Was so pissed off I sobered instantaneously
If I drove by I'd let you hitchhike for a sandwitch and thumb war under the condition that you were in a black skirt
Don't have a black skirt
Kind of a shitty text back. You guys think I got this because I didn't really address her mood?
Thinking of either crafting something fun that pokes at the fact she has no skirt or that she can always hitch a ride with toothless joe. Implying that I have standards. That might be too much of an asshole text though. Any advice would be great. Thanks dudes.
Sat, 05/05/2012 - 23:09
#8
Ya that flake line was
Ya that flake line was classic lol. That whole convo was great.. your date setup line from the 2nd convo was poor tho and that's where it faltered. Sluts don't reward 90% effort bud ;)
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Sat, 05/05/2012 - 23:45
#9
Not sure what you mean.
What line in particular? She set up the second date. I thought I had it in the bag because she was the one who asked me out...obviously I was wrong lol. Should of been more playful when going for the address?
Sun, 05/06/2012 - 00:00
#10
Went with..."Aww pumpkin...We
Went with..."Aww pumpkin...We can go to a mall and I'll fight off mall security while you dive for quarters"
Sun, 05/06/2012 - 01:11
#11
Moving forward
Awww..pumpkin...We can go to a mall and I'll fight the mall security while you dive for quarters
lol no id prefer to just buy one. I need it for summer
Luv summer. Looking for a partner for beach volleyball 2v2. Not sure if you have the skills..tho I do need an air pump...ok you're in if you like pumping
lol ill need spting shoes for sure but I'm pretty good
Hey what are your thoughts on setting up a meetup several days before the actual date? I normally like to set it up the day of because I get less flakes. Any rules you guys follow for the distance between the invite and the date?
lol no id prefer to just buy one. I need it for summer
Luv summer. Looking for a partner for beach volleyball 2v2. Not sure if you have the skills..tho I do need an air pump...ok you're in if you like pumping
lol ill need spting shoes for sure but I'm pretty good
Hey what are your thoughts on setting up a meetup several days before the actual date? I normally like to set it up the day of because I get less flakes. Any rules you guys follow for the distance between the invite and the date?
Sun, 05/06/2012 - 01:38
#12
Didn't respond for 30 and she
Didn't respond for 30 and she just randomly asked me out again. Why do girls do this shit on days that I go out. She lives pretty far and in a town where there are no good clubs.
Busy tonight?
Busy tonight?
Tue, 05/08/2012 - 21:15
#13
I find that setting up the
I find that setting up the meetup several days in advance increases flakes, but I've done it successfully plenty of times. Sometimes it's just necessary right, you're a busy man and have to plan things ahead of time.