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Me: Its tom aka mr 3 move dance guy. Nice meeting ya
37yo woman - 3 days 10 hrs later: Hey Tom. Yes, kicking ass. Not wanting to ignore your messages, but also on hiatus from dating at present. (no joke) you are funny and seem sweet. I'm no
37yo woman: t going to waste your time.
37yo woman - 22 mins later: You're hilarious...
37yo woman: Clearly!
37yo woman - 11 mins later: Meeting, office? Where?
37yo woman - 9 mins later: I see a cross-genre novel evolving...
37yo woman: You should say "I'm not *just* a sexy unicorn creature...
37yo woman: Exactly. Get the Burner Sparkle-ponies all fired up. Haha
37yo woman - 2 hrs 5 mins later: Rainbows and fairy dust?
37yo woman - 45 mins later: Have plans, but the crew may go out. If we head toward Shine I'll let you know. It's possible. Not wearing sparkles, and chihuahuas is way TMI. Lay off t
37yo woman: he coffee.
37yo woman - 1 hr 17 mins later: Whoops. Misread. Slide is not Shine. Shine is a danceclub in SoMa.
Me - 9 hrs 47 mins later: So cheesy but I only remember ur eyes colleen. Whoooooooaaaaaaaa. You're kicking ass at work today I know it. -Tom
Me - 39 mins later: I'm texting you from a looong meeting dating is the last thing on my mind. I'm just thinking bout how cool I look w scruff in the office.
Me: The wind in my hair. Sun beating down my chiseled tanned back.
Me: Nobody really knows who he is, but maybe that's exactly when he caught her eye.
Me: "Tom wants to write a romance novel"
Me - 19 mins later: Sadly yes I do have a job. I'm not some mythical sexy unicorn creature who disappears into the night after you bask in his presence of coolness.
Me: Lol it almost makes me uncomfortable how full of myself I can be.
Me - 1 min later: Where unicorns bang with their horns. I like it.
Me - 2 mins later: Stop it. Ur making me wet. What r u wearing?
Me - 36 mins later: :o oh no!
Me - 2 hrs 11 mins later: Lol oh hey. So silly. Wanna come to slide tonight? Ill hit on other girls its not at all a date punk lol
Me: I like sparkly things
Me: Sparkly dresses n shit. Don't wear that.
Me: I also like Chihuahuas fyi but this is too much I'm sorry...DRANK COFFEE TODAY :)
Me - 23 mins later: Wtf is shine?
Me - 4 days 21 hrs later: Hey
Me - 1 min later: Do you think cats take humannaps?
Me - 1 min later: Really important stuff
Me - 1 week 2 days later: Hey there ya sexy ass woman you
37yo woman - 7 hrs 10 mins later: Hey, not ignoring messages, just really insanely busy lately. What are you up to tonight? A gf and I are undecided...
37yo woman - 4 hrs 7 mins later: Figure out the name of the pub yet?
37yo woman - 15 mins later: I'll come by, I'm in the neighborhood.
37yo woman - 5 mins later: Getting there or leaving?
37yo woman - 57 mins later: The way you make me feel...
Me - 9 hrs 46 mins later: The beautiful cloudy skies mean I'm planning to visit the Irish pub whose name i dont care enough to remember on Polk St.
Me: Consider yourself cordially invited.
Me - 4 hrs later: Its mcteagues
Me - 14 mins later: Cool ill be out in like 29
Me - 10 mins later: Getting there
Me - 34 mins later: Eye of the tiger
37yo woman - 2 days 7 hrs later: No f-ing way. Hilarious. Did you get the rotating bed too?
Me - 15 hrs 8 mins later: No but I got you some matching granny pantiea
Me: S
37yo woman - 5 days 3 hrs later: Taste's like restaurant? Disturbing.
Me: Its tom aka mr 3 move dance guy. Nice meeting ya
37yo woman - 3 days 18 hrs later: Hey Tom. Yes, kicking ass. Not wanting to ignore your messages, but also on hiatus from dating at present. (no joke) you are funny and seem sweet. I'm no
37yo woman: t going to waste your time.
37yo woman - 22 mins later: You're hilarious...
37yo woman: Clearly!
37yo woman - 11 mins later: Meeting, office? Where?
37yo woman - 9 mins later: I see a cross-genre novel evolving...
37yo woman: You should say "I'm not *just* a sexy unicorn creature...
37yo woman: Exactly. Get the Burner Sparkle-ponies all fired up. Haha
37yo woman - 2 hrs 5 mins later: Rainbows and fairy dust?
37yo woman - 45 mins later: Have plans, but the crew may go out. If we head toward Shine I'll let you know. It's possible. Not wearing sparkles, and chihuahuas is way TMI. Lay off t
37yo woman: he coffee.
37yo woman - 1 hr 17 mins later: Whoops. Misread. Slide is not Shine. Shine is a danceclub in SoMa.
Me - 1 hr 47 mins later: So cheesy but I only remember ur eyes colleen. Whoooooooaaaaaaaa. You're kicking ass at work today I know it. -Tom
Me - 39 mins later: I'm texting you from a looong meeting dating is the last thing on my mind. I'm just thinking bout how cool I look w scruff in the office.
Me: The wind in my hair. Sun beating down my chiseled tanned back.
Me: Nobody really knows who he is, but maybe that's exactly when he caught her eye.
Me: "Tom wants to write a romance novel"
Me - 19 mins later: Sadly yes I do have a job. I'm not some mythical sexy unicorn creature who disappears into the night after you bask in his presence of coolness.
Me: Lol it almost makes me uncomfortable how full of myself I can be.
Me - 1 min later: Where unicorns bang with their horns. I like it.
Me - 2 mins later: Stop it. Ur making me wet. What r u wearing?
Me - 36 mins later: :o oh no!
Me - 2 hrs 11 mins later: Lol oh hey. So silly. Wanna come to slide tonight? Ill hit on other girls its not at all a date punk lol
Me: I like sparkly things
Me: Sparkly dresses n shit. Don't wear that.
Me: I also like Chihuahuas fyi but this is too much I'm sorry...DRANK COFFEE TODAY :)
Me - 23 mins later: Wtf is shine?
Me - 4 days 21 hrs later: Hey
Me - 1 min later: Do you think cats take humannaps?
Me - 1 min later: Really important stuff
Me - 1 week 2 days later: Hey there ya sexy ass woman you
37yo woman - 15 hrs 10 mins later: Hey, not ignoring messages, just really insanely busy lately. What are you up to tonight? A gf and I are undecided...
37yo woman - 4 hrs 7 mins later: Figure out the name of the pub yet?
37yo woman - 15 mins later: I'll come by, I'm in the neighborhood.
37yo woman - 5 mins later: Getting there or leaving?
37yo woman - 57 mins later: The way you make me feel...
Me - 1 hr 46 mins later: The beautiful cloudy skies mean I'm planning to visit the Irish pub whose name i dont care enough to remember on Polk St.
Me: Consider yourself cordially invited.
Me - 4 hrs later: Its mcteagues
Me - 14 mins later: Cool ill be out in like 29
Me - 10 mins later: Getting there
Me - 34 mins later: Eye of the tiger
37yo woman - 2 days 15 hrs later: No f-ing way. Hilarious. Did you get the rotating bed too?
Me - 7 hrs 8 mins later: No but I got you some matching granny pantiea
Me: S
37yo woman - 5 days 11 hrs later: Taste's like restaurant? Disturbing.
Me: Its tom aka mr 3 move dance guy. Nice meeting ya
37yo woman - 3 days 10 hrs later: Hey Tom. Yes, kicking ass. Not wanting to ignore your messages, but also on hiatus from dating at present. (no joke) you are funny and seem sweet. I'm no
37yo woman: t going to waste your time.
37yo woman - 22 mins later: You're hilarious...
37yo woman: Clearly!
37yo woman - 11 mins later: Meeting, office? Where?
37yo woman - 9 mins later: I see a cross-genre novel evolving...
37yo woman: You should say "I'm not *just* a sexy unicorn creature...
37yo woman: Exactly. Get the Burner Sparkle-ponies all fired up. Haha
37yo woman - 2 hrs 5 mins later: Rainbows and fairy dust?
37yo woman - 45 mins later: Have plans, but the crew may go out. If we head toward Shine I'll let you know. It's possible. Not wearing sparkles, and chihuahuas is way TMI. Lay off t
37yo woman: he coffee.
37yo woman - 1 hr 17 mins later: Whoops. Misread. Slide is not Shine. Shine is a danceclub in SoMa.
Me - 9 hrs 47 mins later: So cheesy but I only remember ur eyes colleen. Whoooooooaaaaaaaa. You're kicking ass at work today I know it. -Tom
Me - 39 mins later: I'm texting you from a looong meeting dating is the last thing on my mind. I'm just thinking bout how cool I look w scruff in the office.
Me: The wind in my hair. Sun beating down my chiseled tanned back.
Me: Nobody really knows who he is, but maybe that's exactly when he caught her eye.
Me: "Tom wants to write a romance novel"
Me - 19 mins later: Sadly yes I do have a job. I'm not some mythical sexy unicorn creature who disappears into the night after you bask in his presence of coolness.
Me: Lol it almost makes me uncomfortable how full of myself I can be.
Me - 1 min later: Where unicorns bang with their horns. I like it.
Me - 2 mins later: Stop it. Ur making me wet. What r u wearing?
Me - 36 mins later: :o oh no!
Me - 2 hrs 11 mins later: Lol oh hey. So silly. Wanna come to slide tonight? Ill hit on other girls its not at all a date punk lol
Me: I like sparkly things
Me: Sparkly dresses n shit. Don't wear that.
Me: I also like Chihuahuas fyi but this is too much I'm sorry...DRANK COFFEE TODAY :)
Me - 23 mins later: Wtf is shine?
Me - 4 days 21 hrs later: Hey
Me - 1 min later: Do you think cats take humannaps?
Me - 1 min later: Really important stuff
Me - 1 week 2 days later: Hey there ya sexy ass woman you
37yo woman - 7 hrs 10 mins later: Hey, not ignoring messages, just really insanely busy lately. What are you up to tonight? A gf and I are undecided...
37yo woman - 4 hrs 7 mins later: Figure out the name of the pub yet?
37yo woman - 15 mins later: I'll come by, I'm in the neighborhood.
37yo woman - 5 mins later: Getting there or leaving?
37yo woman - 57 mins later: The way you make me feel...
Me - 9 hrs 46 mins later: The beautiful cloudy skies mean I'm planning to visit the Irish pub whose name i dont care enough to remember on Polk St.
Me: Consider yourself cordially invited.
Me - 4 hrs later: Its mcteagues
Me - 14 mins later: Cool ill be out in like 29
Me - 10 mins later: Getting there
Me - 34 mins later: Eye of the tiger
37yo woman - 2 days 7 hrs later: No f-ing way. Hilarious. Did you get the rotating bed too?
Me - 15 hrs 8 mins later: No but I got you some matching granny pantiea
Me: S
37yo woman - 5 days 3 hrs later: Taste's like restaurant? Disturbing.