OKC convo -> New stupid opener/qualifier I'm playing with
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 21:30
Me: Come back in time and join forces with the ancient mermen in battle against the crustacean armies
Her: Oh fuck, the crab people are back?
Me: Yes, along with all sorts of shrimp and lobster people. I'll be needing your phone number to submit to a cold calling list the mermen use to telemarket their ancient crusade...don't worry they'll only call you once
Her: Oh fuck, the crab people are back?
Me: Yes, along with all sorts of shrimp and lobster people. I'll be needing your phone number to submit to a cold calling list the mermen use to telemarket their ancient crusade...don't worry they'll only call you once
Sat, 04/21/2012 - 22:45
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Lol that's hilarious. I would
Lol that's hilarious. I would add something to the second msg to actually make it real so she gives you the num.
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