Annalisa
Mon, 04/23/2012 - 22:48
Another cutie from a tough venue.
Me: Get home safe girl - Alex
Her: Thank youuuuu
Me [5 days later]: Whatsup annalisa
Her [a day later]: Hey alex, how are you doing? Sorry I missed ur message
Me: Im doing alright, lmao just got up :s
Me: Shieetttttt
Me: Whats good with you
Her: I'm at work (n) just cleaning some rooms and what no in niagara
Me: Tell me you watch eastbound and down [not tryna talk about her work, I was watching kenny powers, way better topic]
Her: Ahhh I've only seen a few shows, its pretty funny tho
Me: So funny, im just finishing season 3 haha will farrels in it as an evil car dealership owner
Me: Do you live in niagara? [trying to find out if I can actually meet up with this girl again]
Her: Ill catch up this summer and let u know what I think! And yessir I do, I just go to school in t.o. What about u?
I'm thinking either something ridiculous like "Nah, I go to school in a parallel universe inhabited by crustacean people, I'm just looking for cute girls to kidnap and take back ;)" or something chode like "Ya just moved back here from guelph, I'm a huge chode, do ya like me?"
Me: Get home safe girl - Alex
Her: Thank youuuuu
Me [5 days later]: Whatsup annalisa
Her [a day later]: Hey alex, how are you doing? Sorry I missed ur message
Me: Im doing alright, lmao just got up :s
Me: Shieetttttt
Me: Whats good with you
Her: I'm at work (n) just cleaning some rooms and what no in niagara
Me: Tell me you watch eastbound and down [not tryna talk about her work, I was watching kenny powers, way better topic]
Her: Ahhh I've only seen a few shows, its pretty funny tho
Me: So funny, im just finishing season 3 haha will farrels in it as an evil car dealership owner
Me: Do you live in niagara? [trying to find out if I can actually meet up with this girl again]
Her: Ill catch up this summer and let u know what I think! And yessir I do, I just go to school in t.o. What about u?
I'm thinking either something ridiculous like "Nah, I go to school in a parallel universe inhabited by crustacean people, I'm just looking for cute girls to kidnap and take back ;)" or something chode like "Ya just moved back here from guelph, I'm a huge chode, do ya like me?"
Mon, 04/23/2012 - 22:51
#1
haha i like the 1st one
haha i like the 1st one
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 01:35
#2
Did you seed any kind of a
Did you seed any kind of a meetup when you met her. I always do that. My two fallbacks are ice cream or scary movie. So I bring something like that up.
Something about that crustacean line needs to be tweaked. The 2nd part
Something about that crustacean line needs to be tweaked. The 2nd part
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Tue, 04/24/2012 - 02:05
#3
Yup went for the crustacean
Yup went for the crustacean shit and been seeding the meetup, although rather abstractly
Me: I was actually sent from a parallel universe inhabited by crustacean people to kidnap and take back cute girls ;)
Her: Wooaahhh what a coinkie doink, I'm a cute girl ! And ill let u kidnap me and take me back without a hassle, if u provide me with 3 things, that's all I ask
Me: Haha shoot, you gotta tell me what a coinkie doink is first though
Her: A coinkie doinkis a "jocular alternation of coincidence" according to wiktionary :p and I would like, honey garlic wings, watermelon and 1 can of cream soda :)
Me: We gotta split the wings and eat them naked
Her: Haha done and done
So I'm thinking I should start to plan the meetup now with something like "And when would this indecent consumption of fried poultry go down?"
Me: I was actually sent from a parallel universe inhabited by crustacean people to kidnap and take back cute girls ;)
Her: Wooaahhh what a coinkie doink, I'm a cute girl ! And ill let u kidnap me and take me back without a hassle, if u provide me with 3 things, that's all I ask
Me: Haha shoot, you gotta tell me what a coinkie doink is first though
Her: A coinkie doinkis a "jocular alternation of coincidence" according to wiktionary :p and I would like, honey garlic wings, watermelon and 1 can of cream soda :)
Me: We gotta split the wings and eat them naked
Her: Haha done and done
So I'm thinking I should start to plan the meetup now with something like "And when would this indecent consumption of fried poultry go down?"
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 02:07
#4
Dude. This Is So Unbelievably
Dude. This Is So Unbelievably Solid YOU KILLED IT.
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 02:09
#5
I agree with buddha. Im
I agree with buddha. Im starting to love your text style now.
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 23:45
#6
Whoa.
Whoa.
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I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 23:48
#7
Holy shit! That was awesome.
Holy shit! That was awesome.
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 23:48
#8
K posted it to a bunch of
K posted it to a bunch of sluts on pof let's try this shit out nigz.
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I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 23:54
#9
Lmao, the crustacean parallel
Lmao, the crustacean parallel universe thing? Here's the continuation
Me: And when would this indecent consumption of fried poultry go down?
Her: Hmmmmm I dunno, u seem like a busy mann, u tell me
Me [next day]: How's friday?
Been about 6 hours since I sent that, we'll see if she responds, if not she can FUCK HERSELF
Me: And when would this indecent consumption of fried poultry go down?
Her: Hmmmmm I dunno, u seem like a busy mann, u tell me
Me [next day]: How's friday?
Been about 6 hours since I sent that, we'll see if she responds, if not she can FUCK HERSELF
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 23:55
#10
Uggh dude you're still
Uggh dude you're still sucking massive cock when it comes to the actual set up.
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I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Wed, 04/25/2012 - 00:05
#11
Yo manwhore- which one are
Yo manwhore- which one are you sending to pof gals?
Wed, 04/25/2012 - 00:09
#12
Ya I feel as though the last
Ya I feel as though the last part sucks but I can't put my finger on why. Any suggestions? I feel like I took too long to respond, I was just in the club making out with hotter girls lol, is there more to it?
Wed, 04/25/2012 - 01:03
#13
Her: Ahhhh won't do for me,
Her: Ahhhh won't do for me, I gotta work (n) I just scheduled so I may have to text u and let u know
Wed, 04/25/2012 - 01:10
#14
Maybe your mistake was the
Maybe your mistake was the hows friday message. In another thread manwhore said how you shouldnt take it easy after she agrees. Like instead of saying hows friday you should send it with some cool part like you were doing earlier in the convo included. Thats basically what I understood from what he said. Will be trying it out soon.
Wed, 04/25/2012 - 01:26
#15
Falc do you not have the
Falc do you not have the droid app?
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I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Wed, 04/25/2012 - 08:51
#16
Nah, I got an iphone, whats
Nah, I got an iphone, whats the droid app do?
Wed, 04/25/2012 - 18:33
#17
Me: Lol ok busy girl, take
Me: Lol ok busy girl, take too long and i may just have to void our contract and go through with the kidnapping :p