I burst out laughing in the library upon reading this
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 04:30
So this is an email I literally just got from one of my buddies. LMFAO- so a little backstory. We all live on the same floor in singles in our building and we just leave our doors unlocked cause it's pretty safe...We have a listserv for our group cause we have to take care of random shit like cleaning etc... So, I just received the following email:
Subject: IF YOU FUCK
Body: in my room without asking, please be kind enough to not leave your used condom in my shoe
I can't stop laughing. Especially cause I know who it was lmao.
LOL I'm really fucking sad to be living this kind of absurdity behind.
Subject: IF YOU FUCK
Body: in my room without asking, please be kind enough to not leave your used condom in my shoe
I can't stop laughing. Especially cause I know who it was lmao.
LOL I'm really fucking sad to be living this kind of absurdity behind.
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 04:36
#1
Graduating college is NOT a
Graduating college is NOT a happy day. Whoever fucking said that is a liar.
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I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 04:40
#2
Right? lmao I can't stop
Right?
lmao I can't stop laughing. Like only in college is that specific situation EVER an issue.
haha this chick sitting next to me is so turned on right now. I kept laughing kinda loudly and she kept looking at me and eventually leaned over and was like, "What's so funny?" so I just kept laughing and pointed at my screen and she read the email and started cracking up and was like, "EWWWWWWW that's grosss"
Def. about to number close in person WHILE simaltaneously posting on a pickup forum.
Dream Achieved.
lmao I can't stop laughing. Like only in college is that specific situation EVER an issue.
haha this chick sitting next to me is so turned on right now. I kept laughing kinda loudly and she kept looking at me and eventually leaned over and was like, "What's so funny?" so I just kept laughing and pointed at my screen and she read the email and started cracking up and was like, "EWWWWWWW that's grosss"
Def. about to number close in person WHILE simaltaneously posting on a pickup forum.
Dream Achieved.
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 05:38
#3
that's better than...
waking up on sunday morning in a post-blackout stupor with a used condom on your forehead and a giant penis sharpied on your stomach. then going to baseball practice :(
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 05:42
#4
LMAO.... that's hilarious.
LMAO.... that's hilarious.
Who do you play ball for?
Who do you play ball for?
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 05:47
#5
NOPE.. YOU DON'T HAVE SHIT
NOPE.. YOU DON'T HAVE SHIT TILL YOU GET YOUR DICK SUCKED WHILE POSTING ON A PICKUP FORUM.
Boom, done son.
Also, was fucking this girl doggy-style, picked up my wireless keyboard, set it on her back n started messaging my friends on aim one time. She wasn't really happy about that...
Boom, done son.
Also, was fucking this girl doggy-style, picked up my wireless keyboard, set it on her back n started messaging my friends on aim one time. She wasn't really happy about that...
__________________
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 05:47
#6
Santa Barbara city college.
Santa Barbara city college. Used to play for UC santa barbara but didn't see eye to eye with my coach so I bounced on his ass and I'm going straight to pro baseball instead of fucking around in Isla Vista for another 2 years
I've witnessed and been a part of just about all there is to experience in college. Played D1, joined a frat, went rogue, and came out smelling like fucking roses!
I've witnessed and been a part of just about all there is to experience in college. Played D1, joined a frat, went rogue, and came out smelling like fucking roses!
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 05:51
#7
i'm in the middle of the sbcc library, sitting next to a hot gir
dare me to shove her face in my post-gym/pre-shower dicksweat??
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 05:52
#8
lmao yeah, i bet. Del Playa
lmao yeah, i bet.
Del Playa is gnarly.
Del Playa is gnarly.
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 05:52
#9
Naw that's actually pretty
Naw that's actually pretty disgust, lol. Brian Petit and I (Vin Dicarlo's ex-head coach) had a fucking EPIC battle over this. Oh my gawd.. ok I have to find the link to this fucking thing. Hold on fuck THAT I'm going to copy it over to here..
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I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 05:55
#10
No. But I do double dog dare
No.
But I do double dog dare you to take OUT your sack, take a lap, sit down, stand up and whisper in her ear, "Would you like to smell the sweet sweet taste of a real man's grundle"
Report back when mission is complete.
But I do double dog dare you to take OUT your sack, take a lap, sit down, stand up and whisper in her ear, "Would you like to smell the sweet sweet taste of a real man's grundle"
Report back when mission is complete.
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 05:56
#11
damn
she just left...choder 4 lyfe :(
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 07:28
#12
PERPETUATE THE NONSENSE. It's
PERPETUATE THE NONSENSE. It's a gift homie. Don't let ANYBODY tell you otherwise
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Tue, 04/24/2012 - 07:31
#13
in response to your post
in response to your post Buddha
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 07:39
#14
Lol ya don't worry guys I'm
Lol ya don't worry guys I'm going to fix the ability to quote other replies.
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I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 07:44
#15
"Def. about to number close
"Def. about to number close in person WHILE simaltaneously posting on a pickup forum." +17
Hahaha, I'm gonna miss this shit too. Stevie :(, I'm gonna miss being able to look in your room and count on seeing used condoms all over the floor, amidst the laundry and half eaten sandwiches
Hahaha, I'm gonna miss this shit too. Stevie :(, I'm gonna miss being able to look in your room and count on seeing used condoms all over the floor, amidst the laundry and half eaten sandwiches