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Girl - 3 mins later: There is a blog on tumblr that I follow called maleminded. Its funny :) I think you would like it
Me - 1 min later: Prlly not. I like pronz and irony
Girl: Mmm check it out
Me - 2 mins later: Its funny cuz ur a girl :)
Girl: I do what I want! Jk I don't remember how I found it but it had some funny stuff
Me - 1 min later: Yeh i looked. Uu going to bed?
Girl: Probably not ha
Me - 1 min later: Lets... Idk...
Me: Bang or somethin
Girl: Ha I was just gonna say wanna fuck? :)
Me - 4 mins later: Sure do
Girl - 3 mins later: Im too tired ;) lets just cuddle instead
Me - 1 min later: Sounds good to me
Girl: Ha really?
Me - 3 mins later: Yea :)
Girl - 18 mins later: Ha thats great no one usually want to cuddle with me
Me - 1 min later: People suck
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Lmao
Lmao
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I never realized how
I never realized how entertaining this forum would be lol
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haha
Lol what?
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So you guys haven't banged
So you guys haven't banged yet?
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How did nothing happen?
How did nothing happen?
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Lol
I have no fucking idea... it just never actually happened that night. She started complaining about being tired or some stupid shit like that.
We always have this type of banter. Idk if its purely joking or if I can actually redeem it by pussyfooting around for so long.
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So have you banged her
So have you banged her before?

What you need to do is get her out to somewhere public but that's easy to get back to your place, OR, plan something like drinks at a bar, but after she agrees just tell her to meet at your place and you'll both go from there. You can either not leave your place at all, or head to the bar but at least she's used to being at your place.

Keep the texting casual and fun and then just throw something in there like "You busy tonight?" If she says no go with something like, "Aight cotton candy and baby seals. Meet me at such n such a place"
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- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male

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