hot girl (she has a bf, unsure how to proceed)
Me - 23 hrs 34 mins later: Do you always check out random men as they moonwalk across the parking lot?
Me - 1 day 1 hr later: What's up?
Girl - 2 days 14 hrs later: someone called me from this number yesterday
Me - 1 min later: I might have the wrong number. Is this Cat?
Girl - 1 min later: well that isn't how you spell it but my name is Kat
Me - 6 mins later: My name's Sentry. You drive a monster truck if I remember correctly.
Girl - 8 mins later: red or blue?
Me - 6 mins later: Red, you look like the racing type. Let's race for pink slips, winner take all. Loser buys the other coffee.
Girl - 2 mins later: haha i dont really race
Me - 11 mins later: Let's settle for coffee then. I'll hit you up with a day after I get my new schedule.
How should I respond to the bf thing? I really haven't ever responded to it in a good way I think lol.
I'm thinking of saying "we'll just hang out" but that's probably not a good responce.
Girl: Just a hunch
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Me: He can bring our coffee. Tell his ass I want extra cream and make sure to put a ton of sugar in yours to sweeten you up ;)
Girl - 1 min later: that's a little disrespectful.... i couldn't ever say that to anyone
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Me: You must work with soft furry animals ;) I am at a place in life where sometimes I have to lay down the law. It's cool tho I give them skittles after.
Girl - 2 mins later: yeah but i couldn't do that to my boyfriend
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Me: Give him a jolly rancher then I don't care. Look are we hanging out or should I just delete your number
Girl - 38 mins later: :( you seem really mean. i dont think i need mean people in my life. they only end up hurting me
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Me: Lmao not mean at all lovebug. You like scary movies?
Girl - 13 mins later: no :(
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Me: What! I'll protect you pumpkin. Cabin in the Woods I heard is awesome.
Girl - 2 mins later: i'm even scared of the dark. i dont 'do' scary. i have to admit that i think you're looking for more from this than i am.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Me: I dunno what you're talking about. I just want popcorn. What's wrong with that?
Girl - 2 mins later: i just..... i'm not "eligible" at the moment.....
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Should I go for the meetup now?
Me: Let's hang out next week. Right now I have a sore throat should be better soon.
Girl - 1 hr 21 mins later: seriously. take a hint.
Girl - 49 mins later: i'm sorry if that was super blunt or mean or something. i had just finished banging my boyfriend and i was in my own little world. but honestly i cant date you
What do you think?
This girl is really hot lol.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Maybe send her something angry. Like pissed that she would think you want to date her haha. Drop an f bomb but not directed at her. Like what the fuck I can't believe you'd think that, that I want to steal you from your bf and date you
I cant think of the exact wording but I'm imagining it like how I would react when my old girlfriend sent me a stupid message that didnt fit y reality. Like frustrated that she's not getting it.
I'm drunk.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Should I make fun of her bf?
(it gets some implicit compliance running, also you're not offending her but it's gonna make her question the phrasing of your words cause most guys would kill for her as a GF i bet and you're subtly rejecting her. The "what the fuuuu" is like how you would react in person as if you're about to spit your coffee out because of what she said was so ridiculous. I think the question at the end makes it seem less breaking rapport, like you're still trying to be on the same team as her but on YOUR terms, it's her last chance to play ball kinda - MW, what do you think of this text?
Me: Wtf noone is bring stolen from their bf anytime soon. Comprende?
Girl - 1 hr 7 mins later: well yeah. no one could "steal" me. but like...... you just seem very mean to me :(
Women love dominant males, but for them, it's like playing with fire. A dominant male with bad intentions is a threat, a dominant male with good intentions is gold.
Role playing like:
Yo lets chill in *location* I know it's deep in gang territory but if you hang with an OG like me you'll be ok.
Something like that?
maybe just text her, "whatever girl, i'm a gummy bear. Let's chill today at xxx"
I'm gonna keep going with it and learn something since this is the missing piece in my game.