so i'm kinda new in here and have trouble texting this girl
Wed, 05/02/2012 - 14:48
backstory is, i saw this girl at first in the club but was non man enough to handle her so she left. obviously.
learned from my mistakes and saw her again a few days later again in a club. this time i handled it pretty well, just pulled her in, smashed her against the wall and made out with her.
i dunno why i did not pull her that day but a other one did it for shure because she we were texting the next day.
because i'm from germany i try to translate the text as good as possible.
me: get home safe
-mrcreepguy
she: :D (9hours later)
me: what up troublemaker (20mins later)
she: just got home! totally fucked up!
me: i don't think that the club opened that long
she: that's right! but i just got home anyways :P
me: i understand. get some sleep because we will hang out before partying tonight
she: :D i don't go anywhere tonight!
me: no need to go out. i'll come over. adress
she: :D shure...
me: we'll just hang out. it is going to be cool
she: you wish...:P
me: alright. then not
she: bitch :P
me: you're not as cool as i thought you were
she: ;) tzzz
me: alright we'll hang out sunday. how does that work for you? (if not earlyer i fucked it up here. )
5days later.
me: i just squirt myself in the eyes
me: with coffee
she: haha :'DD
funny guy (7hours late)
me: a little more fellow feelings you cold hearted woman!
she: :D poor boy, does it still hurt? (1hour later)
me: do not make jokes about my eyes! :
what did you do today?
i was fighting against the sexuall harrasement from my 50 y.o. college
she: :D I?! never ;)
i just chilled and went shopping :P
haha i'm living the life hah :P
uuurhg poor guy..i hope you have survived without serious damages! ;)
me: and who cleaned the kitchen when you where shopping?!
she: maybe your mama?
me: my mom's busy...fuck you
she: what is up with you?! :D
me: i am hungry. how good can you cook?
she: first of all, fuck you too! ;)
a women has to stand in the kitchen all the time in your eyes huh? so what do you think :P
me: i'm fightng for feminism!
she: shure i see ;)
me:i keep that in my heart! what's up?
she: i do believe you. TV. you?
bla bla. this goes on for a little but then i decided to sleep
next day:
me: whaddupp gangster
she: what's uppppp ! nothing, what are you doing boss?
me: boss sounds nice, keep that baby.
i listen to storys about gay parties and try to work. lol
she: baby sounds nice also boss ;)
me: send me a picture of you baby i listend to too much gay stuff
me: you can beam you over tho
she: :D sold out!! sorry boss ;)
me: paying was no option
she: i know :P
me: :P
me: seriously: i'm in town after work at thursday. join an we drink tee
she: sweet how you want to drink tee :D haha. thursday does not work out for me. i'm in town friday to make party :P (12 hours later)
did not reply anymore because i think she is only playing games.
she did add me on facebook today.
i sent her another text.
me: whadupp babygirl
she did not reply till now...
because i do want to bang her because she is pretty hot.
it would be cool to get some tips because my text game sucks ass.
how should i follow this up?!
i read a lot in this forum and because of my increased textgame i got laid this week (props guys) but i still do not feel confident when texting this girl.
learned from my mistakes and saw her again a few days later again in a club. this time i handled it pretty well, just pulled her in, smashed her against the wall and made out with her.
i dunno why i did not pull her that day but a other one did it for shure because she we were texting the next day.
because i'm from germany i try to translate the text as good as possible.
me: get home safe
-mrcreepguy
she: :D (9hours later)
me: what up troublemaker (20mins later)
she: just got home! totally fucked up!
me: i don't think that the club opened that long
she: that's right! but i just got home anyways :P
me: i understand. get some sleep because we will hang out before partying tonight
she: :D i don't go anywhere tonight!
me: no need to go out. i'll come over. adress
she: :D shure...
me: we'll just hang out. it is going to be cool
she: you wish...:P
me: alright. then not
she: bitch :P
me: you're not as cool as i thought you were
she: ;) tzzz
me: alright we'll hang out sunday. how does that work for you? (if not earlyer i fucked it up here. )
5days later.
me: i just squirt myself in the eyes
me: with coffee
she: haha :'DD
funny guy (7hours late)
me: a little more fellow feelings you cold hearted woman!
she: :D poor boy, does it still hurt? (1hour later)
me: do not make jokes about my eyes! :
what did you do today?
i was fighting against the sexuall harrasement from my 50 y.o. college
she: :D I?! never ;)
i just chilled and went shopping :P
haha i'm living the life hah :P
uuurhg poor guy..i hope you have survived without serious damages! ;)
me: and who cleaned the kitchen when you where shopping?!
she: maybe your mama?
me: my mom's busy...fuck you
she: what is up with you?! :D
me: i am hungry. how good can you cook?
she: first of all, fuck you too! ;)
a women has to stand in the kitchen all the time in your eyes huh? so what do you think :P
me: i'm fightng for feminism!
she: shure i see ;)
me:i keep that in my heart! what's up?
she: i do believe you. TV. you?
bla bla. this goes on for a little but then i decided to sleep
next day:
me: whaddupp gangster
she: what's uppppp ! nothing, what are you doing boss?
me: boss sounds nice, keep that baby.
i listen to storys about gay parties and try to work. lol
she: baby sounds nice also boss ;)
me: send me a picture of you baby i listend to too much gay stuff
me: you can beam you over tho
she: :D sold out!! sorry boss ;)
me: paying was no option
she: i know :P
me: :P
me: seriously: i'm in town after work at thursday. join an we drink tee
she: sweet how you want to drink tee :D haha. thursday does not work out for me. i'm in town friday to make party :P (12 hours later)
did not reply anymore because i think she is only playing games.
she did add me on facebook today.
i sent her another text.
me: whadupp babygirl
she did not reply till now...
because i do want to bang her because she is pretty hot.
it would be cool to get some tips because my text game sucks ass.
how should i follow this up?!
i read a lot in this forum and because of my increased textgame i got laid this week (props guys) but i still do not feel confident when texting this girl.
Wed, 05/02/2012 - 19:08
#1
Lol I think your texting is
Lol I think your texting is pretty good mang.
Only issue is you asked her out, she couldn't make it out, then you didn't text her for.. 5 days? Lol. You ALMOST had that meetup, she likes you but just couldn't make that particular outing. Figure out her logistics a bit better, keep that momentum going, and you'll get it easy.
Only issue is you asked her out, she couldn't make it out, then you didn't text her for.. 5 days? Lol. You ALMOST had that meetup, she likes you but just couldn't make that particular outing. Figure out her logistics a bit better, keep that momentum going, and you'll get it easy.
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Wed, 05/02/2012 - 19:32
#2
thanks mayne,
will go on with
thanks mayne,
will go on with that and keep you posted.
props for the amount of good stuff in your forum tho!
will go on with that and keep you posted.
props for the amount of good stuff in your forum tho!
Wed, 05/02/2012 - 19:51
#3
Thx man. I got a big fucking
Thx man. I got a big fucking surprise planned in the next couple days tho ;)
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