Girl I used to talk too hitting me back up randomly
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I was busy yesterday and forgot to text her. I've got a two day window to today and tomorrow to possibly get her out and give her the business... any ideas.
I was thinking about possibly texting her something like: Hey pumpkin, the monkeys getting antsy, I'm gonna need you to show him the business while where planning our heist" or something like that...
she never responded btw prolly fell asleep we started texting pretty late
saw her again today. was physical with her and all that jazz. Kept having her get pulled away by her friend. She kissed me, when she thought she was leaving. I don't know how to play this/what to text her, to get her to hang out.
MW this is day party girl that flashed me
ps she may have a boyfriend
Mang what kind of drill type shit did you run on this girl? You kissed her, she has to be dragged away by a friend.. what kind of timeline you working with with this girl? I've had friends around as well I find a time they're not around and whisk a girl off.
Btw your texting is pretty solid. I think you can trust your own instincts for texting. Just go for it and keep posting up we'll tweak after. I did not ever want to fuck up your confidence that you decided to text less altogether. You do pretty solid keep going.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
One thing I'll tell you right now, and the rest of the guys on here that fuck, we don't wait till we think the girl is ready, we just whisk her off her somewhere and have our merry way. We're sexual predators, bud. We're not bad guys. We're just dudes with dicks. There's a difference. Go for it. Make it happen.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
@ItsMario:
Mang what kind of drill type shit did you run on this girl? You kissed her, she has to be dragged away by a friend.. what kind of timeline you working with with this girl? I've had friends around as well I find a time they're not around and whisk a girl off.
What I'm trying to say is you're close as fuck. Move faster. Take out some titties. Suck on them. They are tasty. Then push her down onto her knees. They know what to do.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Me: Rally Up pumpkinbutt it's time to tailgate.
Her: I canttt moveee (10 min)
Me: Start drinking and fishbowl the car on the way up. I think that's what those crazy college kids do nowadays. (15 min)
Her: I think the football game is out of the question (45 min)
Me: woh woh woh. theres a football game today? (20 min)
I want to meet her out later. Headed back to the house drinking in volleyball cops broke up the tail gate.
Her: I thinkk there might be
All of your texting is social meetup stuff. Plan a little get-together just with her.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Ok.
a couple hours later
Me: Haha. Yea I never headed to that. Tailgated hard than headed back to unceremoniously pass out at the house.
Her: That sounds like a beautiful day (20 min)
I was thinking something like this.
I think that it's off rhythm though, I haven't hit a high point or anything. I'm also doing all the texting all her texts are short. Although that kind of his her personality, I project all and she just like watches.
This rains got me in a chill mood. I want to just grab an icecream and watch a movie.
k ask HER. Don't just say you want to grab an ice cream and watch a movie. Wtf lol
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
This rain's got me in a chill mood. What you up to? Let's get some ice cream and watch a movie.
Sure that's not bad. Send away
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Her: Omg WHY didn't you tell me that BEFORE I got shit faced
Dammit girl don't be having all this fun without me. Should I swoop you up or are you a prisoner
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Fucking gold. I sent it.
no response so far.
She's probably tied up in someone's trunk
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
should have been mine. should have been mine....
Mhm. Interesting her response once you went for it.
Hit her up. No rest for the wicked. Make moves
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Yea it's a real kick in the balls since I've been at this point with her for literally months now since February now that I look back at my texts. We have a bunch of back and forths where I invite her to a party but I never thought/had the nuts to ask if she was down to hang out just me and her.
And her friend is literally attached to the hip too her and literally always cockblocks me. Like I can hold both their attention for a while, but eventually it's like fuck, I want to get some solo time with my girl, but no ones holding her friends attention because her friends really hot as well and her friend has a bf.
The thing is what kind of text should I hit her up with. I'm back home, she's up at school an hour away. The only way we're hanging out is if she drives down here. Since I'm still getting myself all situated at my new spot.
Just think this through, there's nothing special about it. You were the one that never hit her up solo, now that you added that to your repertoire, pfft, hit up your other girls too.
Just text her, "I think that answered the question." She never responded to your last text right? When she goes, huh? You play off of your last "swoop you up or prisoner" text. Then go from there. Figure out when she's free and tell her to come down. Don't be a pussy about it, super indirect like you are used to doing.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Ok Done. Yea will do. I've got some texting to put up and some more to start.
It may just be me adding an extra step that isn't necessary but I tend to get the logistics out of the way BEFORE i make any mention of hanging out.
Like asking what are you doing, in the same text as "let's hang out" seems a little rushed... almost like you're not even askng her what she's actually doing.
Of course, that's the standard way to go we're just speeding things up a bit. He's got like 15 girls he can text he's just not doing it. Derp
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Girl never responded back to me here. After looking back at the response that I got when I actually pulled the trigger and asked for a one on one hang out. Do I do the same similar thing for this situation. Figure out logistics of the week, less fun and jokey and just shoot it out there with. Basically a similar deal to Short Cutie or since she didn't respond to the last text do I go back in with a reengagement thing. Keep in mind that we've texted back in forth for a while.
Reengagement for sure.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Thinking of sending something that reengages but also puts the ice cream and a movie on the table. Something that even though it didn't work out this time, there's more ice cream.
Me: Hey have you escaped from your prison yet. The ice cream was delicious and film impeccable. Can always get more when you escape.
Naw play with it again, then go for a meetup.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Her: R u at school
Me (10 min later): yea.whats up beb
Her(1 hour later): Lets party tonight
Me: Currently being real studious and studying for this exam but I am down later
Her: Oh damn alright ill hit u up
Me: yea my teachers a fucking loser. I should be enjoying some booze and burgers right now. lemme know
Her: Haha is your exam mañana
Me: yea at 10...only dorks took spanish in high school =p
Me: are you taking a maymester? (figuring out if I most likely had to meet with her tonight)Her: I am not
Her: Ill tutor u in Spanish I'm nasty
Her:Just finished my college requirement fuck high school SpanishMe(30 min later: Oh Yeah. Teach me some dirty words in spanish pumpkinbutt9
Dude wtf! She's offering to tutor you and you're making dirty jokes? Shit! Be serious fucker, get her over to your house.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Dude wtf! She's offering to tutor you and you're making dirty jokes? Shit! Be serious fucker, get her over to your house.
yea I goofed up there, she didn't even bother to reply.
Go straight to setting up her coming over?
sending something like:
Me: Yeah I'm getting tired of studying on MDW, come over around 9 and I'll destroy your but in beer pong.
Dude wtf. Stay with that fucking spanish thread. Unreal. Why would you ditch a straight-forward attempt on her part to isolate herself with you? Can you not see that?
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male