Catholic guitar, cat, oops. smileys? ahhhhhhh

Me: Hey Korean Princess of the crown to Spijkenisse. Do you like to go for a run?
KOrea - 1 hr 15 mins later: Well, depends who's asking ;)
Me - 32 mins later: Cool, its Phil. You were so cute and turning me on in bed, if just a bit of that works when running... superman :)
KOrea - 9 mins later: Haha well, dont raise the bar too high.. im not much of a runner :( could cheer u on from the bike though ;)
Me - 41 mins later: Haha you'll do great. I was sick, so now I am boosting my health. I do that slowly but passionately, no need to worry. Tmw at 11 its superman session no one. Would make my day if princess came along!
KOrea - 19 mins later: Hmm id love to, but i have to be at uni around that time. Another time perhaps?
Me - 41 mins later: No prob. will let ya know. Probably Sunday!
KOrea - 1 hr 53 mins later: Ok,i'll have to prepare myself,mentally that is
KOrea - 1 week 6 days later: I have to ask u if it's ok if i kick your ass a bit later. I have to pick up a friend from the station. Hopefully I'll swing by concordia later on.
Me - 8 mins later: do whatever to prepare, i'll wake up in the middle of the night and beat your ass :)
Me - 1 hr 10 mins later: Come by my place I feel like playing some chords on my new guitar. We can drink wine or play pool
Me: Or do pillow fights
KOrea - 1 hr 19 mins later: Haha im sorry,i just finished my dinner. Can i take a rain check by any chance?
Me - 5 mins later: No, it's over. I'd prefer you to divorce tho.
Me - 13 mins later: My cat is guitar is highly catholic and would be disappointed if I did. Also I win the pillow fight by default