Mothers Day
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 18:19
If you're able to. Tell the woman who gave birth to you that you appreciate that shit.
It's the cool thing to do.
It's the cool thing to do.
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 19:37
#1
You spend the first nine
You spend the first nine months of your life trying to get out.. and the rest of your life trying to get back in.
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 19:39
#2
Manwhore wrote:You spend the
Manwhore wrote:
You spend the first nine months of your life trying to get out.. and the rest of your life trying to get back in.
Dude. You have no clue how deep that was lmao. So true.
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 19:47
#3
buddhagames wrote:Manwhore
buddhagames wrote:
Manwhore wrote:You spend the first nine months of your life trying to get out.. and the rest of your life trying to get back in.
Dude. You have no clue how deep that was lmao. So true.
Hopefully you both dont mean your own mum! Everyone originally got shot out of a cock hole, I always find that quite humbling and slightly weird at the same time lol
But agreed with OP should always show gratitude to ya mum. And if you dont and are rude to your mum it's pretty much a huge turn off to most women in my experience.
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 19:56
#4
Oh but we
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 20:05
#5
Manwhore wrote:Oh but we
Manwhore wrote:
Oh but we did.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM
+3
lol@ kris, he's all, "Yo, you guys are fucked up"
Yeah man, I mean it's super humbling right? lmao, in my case, I totally can relate to my dad at this point in my life. He just thought my mom was hot and was like, "IM TRYNA GET A NUT BITCH" haha and then out popped me. Kinda a bitch. But I'm stoked it happened
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 20:10
#6
LOL. Just listened to the
LOL. Just listened to the lyrics. This song is amazing. "Fuckin eachothers mothers"
That's sorta one of the major accomplishments of living an authentic life- Eventually, I hear you get to a point where You don't have to keep fucking your mom : )
That's sorta one of the major accomplishments of living an authentic life- Eventually, I hear you get to a point where You don't have to keep fucking your mom : )
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 21:27
#7
yeah bough some flowers on
yeah bough some flowers on the way back home from the club. lol
hahahaha the vid made me laugh
hahahaha the vid made me laugh
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 21:29
#8
Isn't that a Woody allen
Isn't that a Woody allen quote, MW?
totally some Freudian shit as well.
A fun text to send girls on Mother's day that i made up was: "Happy MILF's day!"
totally some Freudian shit as well.
A fun text to send girls on Mother's day that i made up was: "Happy MILF's day!"
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 21:33
#9
hahaha a friend of mine sent
"happy MILF's day"
hahaha a friend of mine sent EXACTLY the same text today!
hahaha a friend of mine sent EXACTLY the same text today!
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 21:46
#10
MrCreepGuy wrote:"happy
MrCreepGuy wrote:
"happy MILF's day"
hahaha a friend of mine sent EXACTLY the same text today!
dirty minds think alike
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 22:45
#11
happy milfs day - hilarious!
happy milfs day - hilarious!