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So this may or may not be a girl but just happened with a random person on craigslist and thought it was pretty hilarious

Me: Yo man, you still have a saturday edc pass?
Shim: Ya but the highest offer right now is 150
Me: Can I give you 150 and and a bj lmao. 150 is the highest I can go
Shim: Lmao wtf? Ill take 150 and a new friend how's that sound?
Me: hahha sounds good bud. When can I pick it up?
Shim: anyime
Shim: I can come to u if ur in the city

wait... did I just pick up a gay dude? haha I was laughing pretty hard after this one.
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Lol! Damn edc for $150?
Lol! Damn edc for $150? That's pretty good
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Yeah, right? So solid. LOL it
Yeah, right? So solid. LOL it gets better

Me: Thursday works best for me
Him: Okay I'm free all week just finished classes today so..
Me: Cool. My buddy is gonna pick it up for me, I'll give you his number
Him: lolz this is complicated
Me: Don't worry. It'l be easy
Him: Fuck man, G'd the shit outta me thought I was meeting a girl lols
Him: But w.e

mother fucker thought he was actualy gonna get a bj, hahaha I'm laughing so hard right now.
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It's Just Something You Have To Do If You Want To Be Great- Manwhore

"Apart from the pulling and hauling stands what I am, Stands amused, complacent, compassionating, idle, unitary, Looks down, is erect, or bends an arm on an impalpable certain rest, Looking with side-curved head curious what will come next, Both in and out of the game and watching and wondering at it."

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ahhhahahaha get him on this
ahhhahahaha get him on this forum and maybe we can help him get one next time someone offers him one on craigslist

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Lolol. Free bj.
Lolol. Free bj.
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you americans are lucky with
you americans are lucky with your festivals. here in the uk majority of festival goers are chavs
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Naw it's the same thing here
Naw it's the same thing here lol.

Wait, you don't have topnotch music festivals over there? Personally I blame the Queen
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they're alright. I think i
they're alright. I think i just wanna go to some of the american ones too much tho lol. And WTF dude? Chavs in america? i thought your version of chavs were guidos lol
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So did he give you a discount
So did he give you a discount for going down on him.
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nah, I was buying the tickets
nah, I was buying the tickets for a friend, as a favor, but he ended up not needing them so I never bought the tickets.
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"Apart from the pulling and hauling stands what I am, Stands amused, complacent, compassionating, idle, unitary, Looks down, is erect, or bends an arm on an impalpable certain rest, Looking with side-curved head curious what will come next, Both in and out of the game and watching and wondering at it."