Sarah M flakes again!
Wed, 05/16/2012 - 20:58
Buttered her up with a little back and forth, then went for the meetup when I noticed I had time available, may have been a little abrupt but fuck it wouldnt have had the d2 slot for atleast another week so I had to find out whether she was down or not.
Me: [on mohters day, this past sunday]: Whatsup love, you buy your mom some awesome flowers?
Her: Took her to dinner and painted her something, call me a romantic
Me: That is pretty romantic, I opted for the construction paper card but consider your idea stolen for next year
Her: Once I made her a gigantic bristol board with her and me holding martinis crafted out of dry pasta ;)
Me: Thatll be a hard idea to steal, im still struggling with the construction paper card
Her: Did you dare use elmer's glue and pipe cleaners?
Me: Nope, just crayola markers and crayons, not quite that advanced yet
Me: [2 days ago, this was the abrupt meetup-push] Hey, wednesdays night again, you free?
Her: Sure a friend wants to hangout so ill prob bring her along what do ya have in mind?
Me: Is your friend cute? Ill bring my buddy
Her: Lmao no she's a total war pig. Yeah do it
Me: Haha. Sake bar, 8 work?
Her: Until then, mister.
Me: Madame, the name of the bar is guu sakabar, right at bathurst and bloor, call me if you should have any troubles
Her: Oh god lmao my friend owed me 20 and now she can't come I'm broke and lonely we'll have to reschedule again :/
Me: [Thanks MW] Girl I understand your friend is a flake. But I've already drawn this bath for you, using 68 essential oils, a gorgeously smelling body mask all aready for you, 11 rubber duckies, and my professional masseuse hands of love. Don't say no...don't let them win.
Her: With the luck I've been having the oils will induce a searing batch of hives, the duckies will morph into alive and ready cannibals, and your masseuse hands will be short 3 fingers... Still sounds rather thrilling
Me: Youre forgetting the part where the bath is actually a portal to a parallel dimension inhabited by frog people and ruled by bob saget
Her: Bob saget is a god of sick whims... If I could make him my wife we could rule eternal
Me: If i have to battle it out with bob saget hes losing
Her: You couldn't endure. Being my wife entails many things
This is still going on right now, I'll keep updating.
Me: [on mohters day, this past sunday]: Whatsup love, you buy your mom some awesome flowers?
Her: Took her to dinner and painted her something, call me a romantic
Me: That is pretty romantic, I opted for the construction paper card but consider your idea stolen for next year
Her: Once I made her a gigantic bristol board with her and me holding martinis crafted out of dry pasta ;)
Me: Thatll be a hard idea to steal, im still struggling with the construction paper card
Her: Did you dare use elmer's glue and pipe cleaners?
Me: Nope, just crayola markers and crayons, not quite that advanced yet
Me: [2 days ago, this was the abrupt meetup-push] Hey, wednesdays night again, you free?
Her: Sure a friend wants to hangout so ill prob bring her along what do ya have in mind?
Me: Is your friend cute? Ill bring my buddy
Her: Lmao no she's a total war pig. Yeah do it
Me: Haha. Sake bar, 8 work?
Her: Until then, mister.
Me: Madame, the name of the bar is guu sakabar, right at bathurst and bloor, call me if you should have any troubles
Her: Oh god lmao my friend owed me 20 and now she can't come I'm broke and lonely we'll have to reschedule again :/
Me: [Thanks MW] Girl I understand your friend is a flake. But I've already drawn this bath for you, using 68 essential oils, a gorgeously smelling body mask all aready for you, 11 rubber duckies, and my professional masseuse hands of love. Don't say no...don't let them win.
Her: With the luck I've been having the oils will induce a searing batch of hives, the duckies will morph into alive and ready cannibals, and your masseuse hands will be short 3 fingers... Still sounds rather thrilling
Me: Youre forgetting the part where the bath is actually a portal to a parallel dimension inhabited by frog people and ruled by bob saget
Her: Bob saget is a god of sick whims... If I could make him my wife we could rule eternal
Me: If i have to battle it out with bob saget hes losing
Her: You couldn't endure. Being my wife entails many things
This is still going on right now, I'll keep updating.
Wed, 05/16/2012 - 21:37
#1
Fuck I wrote an awesome
Fuck I wrote an awesome response to this.. fucking site lost it. Going to go punch Manwhore in the face!
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Wed, 05/16/2012 - 21:43
#2
Manwhore wrote:Fuck I wrote
Manwhore wrote:
Fuck I wrote an awesome response to this.. fucking site lost it. Going to go punch Manwhore in the face!
God damnit! This is happening now too, trying to get this popping for tn. Fucking flakes! Im gonna go game away my troubles in a crowded shopping centre until security escorts me out and bans me
Wed, 05/16/2012 - 21:50
#3
Ok you had a good flow going
Ok you had a good flow going here, BUT.. you could have handled it better logistically. When she presented you her situation about her friend owing her $20.. you needed to actually SOLVE it.. not send her a superfluous text about essential oils, LOL.
The construction paper bit was hilarious, I've actually had a similar convo about kindergarten arts 'n crafts lol.
The construction paper bit was hilarious, I've actually had a similar convo about kindergarten arts 'n crafts lol.
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Wed, 05/16/2012 - 21:51
#4
I don't see the rescheduling
I don't see the rescheduling going down.
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Wed, 05/16/2012 - 23:52
#5
About her saying she is broke
About her saying she is broke you could have probably been like lets drink at my house, etc. To solve the logistics. It seems like you are taking steps backwards right now
Thu, 05/17/2012 - 23:17
#6
Haha ya it woulda made sense
Haha ya it woulda made sense that the smart thing to do would be actually manage the logistical bump in the road instead of trying to sway her with my cocky-funnyness. I tried to push for the meetup more, Ill post the convo here so ppl can learn from my mistakes.
Me: Im wifey material girl, bred for the purpose
Her: If it were easier to reach you I would romance the air aroundyou like nothing you've seen
Me: Would you serenade me to a smooth melody?
Her: A mixed cd of sara vaughan and buddy holly types that kicks up at the end with a little shania.
Me: No phil collins eh...girl forget your monetary inadequacies, we can watch the sun set to backround of the aforementioned cheesy music
Her: I'd throw barry white in before I went phil collins. What's your sign...
Me: Youre gonna have to find out star gazing with me tonight [pushing logistics for a free meetup]
Her: Well then you're gonna have to find me
Me: What general area should i look in [screening for logistics]
Her: Well right now im in the town of hell
Me: So basically i have to sin and die to get to you
Her: Yeah or you could hop in some mama's minivan to aurora
Her: But sinning and dying is more sultry
Me: Hell may also be easier to get to, but you couldnt ask satan permission to let you out for an evening to drink sake and star gaze? [aurora is too far, tried one more push for her to come meet me, no reply]
Me: Im wifey material girl, bred for the purpose
Her: If it were easier to reach you I would romance the air aroundyou like nothing you've seen
Me: Would you serenade me to a smooth melody?
Her: A mixed cd of sara vaughan and buddy holly types that kicks up at the end with a little shania.
Me: No phil collins eh...girl forget your monetary inadequacies, we can watch the sun set to backround of the aforementioned cheesy music
Her: I'd throw barry white in before I went phil collins. What's your sign...
Me: Youre gonna have to find out star gazing with me tonight [pushing logistics for a free meetup]
Her: Well then you're gonna have to find me
Me: What general area should i look in [screening for logistics]
Her: Well right now im in the town of hell
Me: So basically i have to sin and die to get to you
Her: Yeah or you could hop in some mama's minivan to aurora
Her: But sinning and dying is more sultry
Me: Hell may also be easier to get to, but you couldnt ask satan permission to let you out for an evening to drink sake and star gaze? [aurora is too far, tried one more push for her to come meet me, no reply]
Thu, 05/17/2012 - 23:19
#7
Geezez man. That's smooth as
Geezez man. That's smooth as fuck! I'm totally touching my penis as I read
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Thu, 05/17/2012 - 23:30
#8
Touching my penis to the
Touching my penis to the thought of you touching your penis...#notgayunlessimactuallytouchingyourpenis
Thu, 05/17/2012 - 23:42
#9
Falc you're in Canada not
Falc you're in Canada not Denver right
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I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Thu, 05/17/2012 - 23:45
#10
Yup
Yup
Fri, 05/18/2012 - 00:06
#11
I think when I go to Canada I
I think when I go to Canada I will go to toronto since so many of you are around there
Fri, 05/18/2012 - 00:29
#12
Ya I'll do the same. Johnny
Ya I'll do the same. Johnny Soporno's up there as well as Sasha Daygame (good buddy). Johnny runs a porno training school for girls. Think I'm going to hang out there most of the time
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I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Fri, 05/18/2012 - 00:49
#13
Johnny SoPORNO runs a porno
Johnny SoPORNO runs a porno training for girls. Lawl.
Fri, 05/18/2012 - 01:14
#14
I dont really see where you
I dont really see where you made mistakes man? maybe someone could explain. Looks unfortunate, not a lack of good texting to me.
Fri, 05/18/2012 - 01:24
#15
kris wrote:I dont really see
kris wrote:
I dont really see where you made mistakes man? maybe someone could explain. Looks unfortunate, not a lack of good texting to me.
The only thing he could have done better was solve the logistics when she said she was broke. Its almost like passing shit tests infield. It wouldnt guarantee she reaches but it would give a better chance.
Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:34
#16
yep thats true actually ,
yep thats true actually , missed that.
Fri, 05/18/2012 - 22:33
#17
MW,
what about that whole
MW,
what about that whole 'energy is too high and convo is not real enough' thing
what about that whole 'energy is too high and convo is not real enough' thing