Field Report. German girl with BF. Got her number at club and sealed the deal on day 2.. Then got sexy pics :)
Thu, 05/17/2012 - 02:32
First of all.. FUCK ME! I typed out a huge mother fucking thing and copied and pasted a shit ton of texts which took like 30+ mins and when I tried to post it something took a shit and it got lost somehow.. Oh well. I'm just going to do a quick field report. I'll edit it or make a part 2 and include the texts.. and maybe if you have something to trade, the pictures ;)
So I'm big into dance music. I have two purposes when I go to clubs. The first is too sarge. I usually try to go with wings and hit college bars/clubs. And the second purpose is music. This particular night was to see a DJ I really like. I went alone because I couldn't find anyone who wanted to pay the $30 cover. One guy I kinda know was going to be there. I show up super early. Barely anyone there. Fuck. Thankfully the one guy I knew was and I talked to him and met some of his friends. I was talking to them and before I knew the club got busy so I went off on my own and opened some sets. Then I meet back up with the group I now know and start shooting the breeze. Across the dancefloor this cute little girl catches my eye. Shes dancing and grinding on some dude. Im raping the shit out of her with my mind. Penetrating her little eyes. She notices and we hold eye contact while she grinds her bum into that dude. She turns away and keeps dancing and then when she notices I'm still staring she gets really shy and coy. She smiles, looks down and runs off with that guy.
Later on in the night I'm with another chick I opened things are going good. All of a sudden I notice that little german girl come out of nowhere. She confidently walks straight up to me and smiles. Despite the walk up shes still looking really vulnerable and shy. I grab her and pull her in and stare into her eyes. The other girl just saunters off. I stare for a while and then ask her what her name is. She's still really shy and tries to avoid eye contact with me. I keep asking her simple small questions. Her answers are long, shes trying to keep the convo going cause the tension of the silence is unbearable. Eventually I stop talking all together and just stare while I hold her close. She gets super giggly and attracted but can't handle the tension so she excuses herself politely and turns to leave.
I laugh at the fact I scared her off with arousal, grab her arm, bark her name and pull her right back in. Closer this time. Make out. It gets pretty heavy, there was lots of sexual tension. I grab her and sit her on a table, now we're eye to eye. I start to rub her through her leggings while we make out until the bouncer tells her to get down. I lift her down. She tries to make out again but I pull back and just take her in. She says she really should get going, she didn't want to ditch the guy she was with and was just supposed to go to the bathroom. I ignore and keep going but she starts to feel really bad. (I later find out it was her boyfriend.. More likely an orbiter though.. She later told her they haven't had sex in like a month) So I say okay and let her go.. But she doesn't want to just leave me. She awkwardly waits for me to ask for her number. I said "I thought you had to go?" with a big smirk on my face. We wait and wait.. Finally she said she can't remember her local number (shes a tourist) but to add her on facebook.
Next day I find her on facebook. Get her number and start texting her. I qualify the shit out of her. At this point I was in the tail end of a relationship. We haven't broken up yet but it was just a matter of time till I ended it with her. Still I was feeling kind of bad if I were to sneak out and fuck this girl while still in an exclusive relationship. So I qualify the shit out of her.
I try to get her out.. Doesn't work. She tries to break rapport and shit test me. I pass with flying colours. This girl is so attracted it was soo obvious her little paper walls she was throwing up. I blow through them. Shes pretty forward with her texts and I invite her to another show. She showed up with two dudes though. Fuck.. Oh well. I talk to all of them for a while. Leave them. Then come back and reengage them all and then told her to follow me out of there after a minute or two. I leave near the washroom and she meets me there. I slammed her against the wall and we start getting reallllyy heavy. I pull her to a stairwell and start fingering her. I try to do a bathroom pull but doesn't really work. Both washrooms there were lineups and only two stalls. So I play her some more in the corner and at this point shes begging for it. Once we take a step back and try to figure out how to make it work we realize its not really happening that night with her two friends there. So we make plans to meet up in a few days for some drinks. She ask for my hands and says "okay, we can fuck." I said we were going to anyways, she didn't need my hand. She said she doesn't like guys with small penises.. Thank goodness for my large hands. Girls think I have a proportional wiener.
Over the next few days we're texting . She says "so you said thursday dinner and fuck?" I reply "I didn't say that" Really I didn't lol she brought it up out of nowhere. She says "hahah you arrogant bastard." Then five minutes later sends in german "Fuck me hard please" Oh myy gosh I almost died when I punched that into google translate. So hot. I make plans to meet her at a bar in her area and instead of just meeting me at the bar she sends me her address. No further texts I just show up at her place. I was having fun playing with the sexual tension and don't even think I hugged her when I saw her. She pours us drinks and we shoot the shit about mutual interests and what now. I start talking really passionately about stuff she has no idea about (303 VSTs and hi-hat patterns in a new style of house music haha). She is silent as I talk on and on almost to myself. When I finish I look over and she has puppy dog eyes. I lean over and kiss her. We make out. I pick her up, find her bed room and slam her on her mattress. Then proceeded to have what I would rate in the top three fucks I've ever had. Soo amazing. Shes pretty hot but nothing spectacular. But just a fireball in the bedroom. Her accent and size is what did it I think. And the fact that she hasn't had sex in soo long due to everyone she meets (including that orbiter bf) being a chode and not turning her on.
Anyways I bang the crap out of her twice and then leave. Met up a few more times before she went back to germany. While she was here and just about to leave I started sending her a couple sexts. Basically I wanted to do to her. Dominating stuff, all what I wanted. Then I asked if she could do me a huge favour. She said "what do you want sir." I replied "Its not what I want but I need a picture of your perfect ass inside those panties you wore the other night." Lucky me instead of getting some shitty cell phone shot she sends me a high res image over facebook that her friend, a professional photographer took of her in her back side wearing nothing but a pulled up shirt and panties. Thank the lawdd!!!! I get a few more over the weeks she went home. Including a titty shot. I message her every few weeks to see whats up and she wants me to visit her in germany. Maybe one day, if she takes the week off work to fuck me and lets me have some of her friends :)
Texts will be posted sometime..
So I'm big into dance music. I have two purposes when I go to clubs. The first is too sarge. I usually try to go with wings and hit college bars/clubs. And the second purpose is music. This particular night was to see a DJ I really like. I went alone because I couldn't find anyone who wanted to pay the $30 cover. One guy I kinda know was going to be there. I show up super early. Barely anyone there. Fuck. Thankfully the one guy I knew was and I talked to him and met some of his friends. I was talking to them and before I knew the club got busy so I went off on my own and opened some sets. Then I meet back up with the group I now know and start shooting the breeze. Across the dancefloor this cute little girl catches my eye. Shes dancing and grinding on some dude. Im raping the shit out of her with my mind. Penetrating her little eyes. She notices and we hold eye contact while she grinds her bum into that dude. She turns away and keeps dancing and then when she notices I'm still staring she gets really shy and coy. She smiles, looks down and runs off with that guy.
Later on in the night I'm with another chick I opened things are going good. All of a sudden I notice that little german girl come out of nowhere. She confidently walks straight up to me and smiles. Despite the walk up shes still looking really vulnerable and shy. I grab her and pull her in and stare into her eyes. The other girl just saunters off. I stare for a while and then ask her what her name is. She's still really shy and tries to avoid eye contact with me. I keep asking her simple small questions. Her answers are long, shes trying to keep the convo going cause the tension of the silence is unbearable. Eventually I stop talking all together and just stare while I hold her close. She gets super giggly and attracted but can't handle the tension so she excuses herself politely and turns to leave.
I laugh at the fact I scared her off with arousal, grab her arm, bark her name and pull her right back in. Closer this time. Make out. It gets pretty heavy, there was lots of sexual tension. I grab her and sit her on a table, now we're eye to eye. I start to rub her through her leggings while we make out until the bouncer tells her to get down. I lift her down. She tries to make out again but I pull back and just take her in. She says she really should get going, she didn't want to ditch the guy she was with and was just supposed to go to the bathroom. I ignore and keep going but she starts to feel really bad. (I later find out it was her boyfriend.. More likely an orbiter though.. She later told her they haven't had sex in like a month) So I say okay and let her go.. But she doesn't want to just leave me. She awkwardly waits for me to ask for her number. I said "I thought you had to go?" with a big smirk on my face. We wait and wait.. Finally she said she can't remember her local number (shes a tourist) but to add her on facebook.
Next day I find her on facebook. Get her number and start texting her. I qualify the shit out of her. At this point I was in the tail end of a relationship. We haven't broken up yet but it was just a matter of time till I ended it with her. Still I was feeling kind of bad if I were to sneak out and fuck this girl while still in an exclusive relationship. So I qualify the shit out of her.
I try to get her out.. Doesn't work. She tries to break rapport and shit test me. I pass with flying colours. This girl is so attracted it was soo obvious her little paper walls she was throwing up. I blow through them. Shes pretty forward with her texts and I invite her to another show. She showed up with two dudes though. Fuck.. Oh well. I talk to all of them for a while. Leave them. Then come back and reengage them all and then told her to follow me out of there after a minute or two. I leave near the washroom and she meets me there. I slammed her against the wall and we start getting reallllyy heavy. I pull her to a stairwell and start fingering her. I try to do a bathroom pull but doesn't really work. Both washrooms there were lineups and only two stalls. So I play her some more in the corner and at this point shes begging for it. Once we take a step back and try to figure out how to make it work we realize its not really happening that night with her two friends there. So we make plans to meet up in a few days for some drinks. She ask for my hands and says "okay, we can fuck." I said we were going to anyways, she didn't need my hand. She said she doesn't like guys with small penises.. Thank goodness for my large hands. Girls think I have a proportional wiener.
Over the next few days we're texting . She says "so you said thursday dinner and fuck?" I reply "I didn't say that" Really I didn't lol she brought it up out of nowhere. She says "hahah you arrogant bastard." Then five minutes later sends in german "Fuck me hard please" Oh myy gosh I almost died when I punched that into google translate. So hot. I make plans to meet her at a bar in her area and instead of just meeting me at the bar she sends me her address. No further texts I just show up at her place. I was having fun playing with the sexual tension and don't even think I hugged her when I saw her. She pours us drinks and we shoot the shit about mutual interests and what now. I start talking really passionately about stuff she has no idea about (303 VSTs and hi-hat patterns in a new style of house music haha). She is silent as I talk on and on almost to myself. When I finish I look over and she has puppy dog eyes. I lean over and kiss her. We make out. I pick her up, find her bed room and slam her on her mattress. Then proceeded to have what I would rate in the top three fucks I've ever had. Soo amazing. Shes pretty hot but nothing spectacular. But just a fireball in the bedroom. Her accent and size is what did it I think. And the fact that she hasn't had sex in soo long due to everyone she meets (including that orbiter bf) being a chode and not turning her on.
Anyways I bang the crap out of her twice and then leave. Met up a few more times before she went back to germany. While she was here and just about to leave I started sending her a couple sexts. Basically I wanted to do to her. Dominating stuff, all what I wanted. Then I asked if she could do me a huge favour. She said "what do you want sir." I replied "Its not what I want but I need a picture of your perfect ass inside those panties you wore the other night." Lucky me instead of getting some shitty cell phone shot she sends me a high res image over facebook that her friend, a professional photographer took of her in her back side wearing nothing but a pulled up shirt and panties. Thank the lawdd!!!! I get a few more over the weeks she went home. Including a titty shot. I message her every few weeks to see whats up and she wants me to visit her in germany. Maybe one day, if she takes the week off work to fuck me and lets me have some of her friends :)
Texts will be posted sometime..
Thu, 05/17/2012 - 02:37
#1
I scrolled through the entire
I scrolled through the entire thread and saw no pics
the fuck??
the fuck??
Thu, 05/17/2012 - 02:50
#2
you fuckers never post any
you fuckers never post any pics on here either!!
edit: http://imgur.com/zSeqx
whats a better site to upload private pics?
p.s: dat ass!
edit: http://imgur.com/zSeqx
whats a better site to upload private pics?
p.s: dat ass!
Thu, 05/17/2012 - 03:06
#3
Heading out- have a bunch of
Heading out- have a bunch of shit to post, will prob do it when I get back tonight.
but DUDE... That girl is so fucking hot... are you SERIOUS?!
Well done, sir. That ass is a 10/10. I don't care who you are. That's some shit to get you hard right there. Jesus. Do you have any others?
Is she a model or something?
but DUDE... That girl is so fucking hot... are you SERIOUS?!
Well done, sir. That ass is a 10/10. I don't care who you are. That's some shit to get you hard right there. Jesus. Do you have any others?
Is she a model or something?
Thu, 05/17/2012 - 03:10
#4
VERY hawt sauce!
Perfectly
VERY hawt sauce!
Perfectly played
Perfectly played
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Thu, 05/17/2012 - 03:59
#5
DATASSS
damn thats one nice ass..Really makes me wanna go out right now. Good on you broo
Thu, 05/17/2012 - 04:55
#6
Falcon shit!
props to you
Falcon shit!
props to you homes!
props to you homes!
Thu, 05/17/2012 - 14:44
#7
Okay I read the whole OP and
Okay I read the whole OP and saw the pic....
My dick is so hard right now
My dick is so hard right now
Thu, 05/17/2012 - 17:50
#8
Nicely done!
I wanna see
Nicely done!
I wanna see some text convo too
I wanna see some text convo too
Thu, 05/17/2012 - 21:49
#9
Thats the kinda ass that just
Thats the kinda ass that just makes you wanna bury your face in it and go wild.
Ice do you produce music by any chance?
Ice do you produce music by any chance?
Fri, 05/18/2012 - 19:42
#10
^^ and not really. I dabble
^^ and not really. I dabble in production but nothing really comes of it. I'm am extremely interested in it though and know way more stuff about it for someone who doesnt produce for some reason haha
lol no shes no model the pics are her just posing for a friend for fun. shes a nerd actually. some computer engineer or something. acutally yesterday i just watched an alex video and he said they find german girls in generally social retards. that wasn't his exact words but id have to agree with him somewhat. there is just something different about them.. anyone else experience this?
oh and p.s: this field report was from a few months ago... she left for back home 2-3 months ago and weve been chatting every so often since.. after posting this i messaged her and said we should catch up.. she wants to talk over skype then says "maybe on wednesday (its buisness time)" the buisness time is in reference to flight of the conchords and a joke between us... soo.... she wants to cyber?? never really done that before aside from talking dirty or something.. should i just jack off in front of the computer and aim my spunk at the webcam?! seems weird.. hopefully she just gets naked in front of her computer
lol no shes no model the pics are her just posing for a friend for fun. shes a nerd actually. some computer engineer or something. acutally yesterday i just watched an alex video and he said they find german girls in generally social retards. that wasn't his exact words but id have to agree with him somewhat. there is just something different about them.. anyone else experience this?
oh and p.s: this field report was from a few months ago... she left for back home 2-3 months ago and weve been chatting every so often since.. after posting this i messaged her and said we should catch up.. she wants to talk over skype then says "maybe on wednesday (its buisness time)" the buisness time is in reference to flight of the conchords and a joke between us... soo.... she wants to cyber?? never really done that before aside from talking dirty or something.. should i just jack off in front of the computer and aim my spunk at the webcam?! seems weird.. hopefully she just gets naked in front of her computer
Fri, 05/18/2012 - 19:48
#11
Generally I have them do a
Generally I have them do a sexy lil dance and strip, if you feel like wacking off then do it. It's quite the nut you blow when it's live porn dedicated to you. Do your kegels!!
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Tue, 05/29/2012 - 01:46
#12
hahaha cool report.
German
hahaha cool report.
German girls are very sexual, I'd say kinky also.
Just look at their porn :D :D. Golden showers, bukkake, gangbang,...
Also I have heard that they have a lot of those swingers parties...
German girls are very sexual, I'd say kinky also.
Just look at their porn :D :D. Golden showers, bukkake, gangbang,...
Also I have heard that they have a lot of those swingers parties...
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 03:50
#13
@icewahine:
Nicely done
@icewahine:
Nicely done playa, nicely done. Kept that frame and strong sexual tension til the end. Love it. Lookin forward to txt exchange bro.
ps used to be in a long distance relationship, cyber was a regular thing, shit can get reaallll fucking spicy if both of you are game ;)
Nicely done playa, nicely done. Kept that frame and strong sexual tension til the end. Love it. Lookin forward to txt exchange bro.
ps used to be in a long distance relationship, cyber was a regular thing, shit can get reaallll fucking spicy if both of you are game ;)
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 04:55
#14
Lol crap! I keep forgetting
Lol crap! I keep forgetting to add the text exchange. Been so damn busy this month
I'll definitely add it one day but essentially the meetup was a breeze. I invited her out to a show that she was going to anyways. Hardly any special text game required there. Then I isolated her from her coworker and boy toy (aka her personal driver and backup chode) and escalated like a mother fucker. She was kinda drunk but I got her at the club begging for her to fuck me. So the next day or whenever I text her I just kept up with the super sexual frame. Maintaining the tension and escalating via text. She basically invited me over and I played hard to get (like my frame was I'm going to fuck you just not sure when) which made her go super hardcore. One of her texts was out of the blue "so Saturday. Dinner and fuck?"
And think about how weird it wouldve been if I texted her like "hey what's up" or "maybe we should go for drinks?" doesn't fit into our vibe at all. The night before I had my fingers inside her and her begging me to fuck her. So I'm going to stick with that frame. Like how Buddha has been saying "it would've been awkward if she didnt comply"
I'll definitely add it one day but essentially the meetup was a breeze. I invited her out to a show that she was going to anyways. Hardly any special text game required there. Then I isolated her from her coworker and boy toy (aka her personal driver and backup chode) and escalated like a mother fucker. She was kinda drunk but I got her at the club begging for her to fuck me. So the next day or whenever I text her I just kept up with the super sexual frame. Maintaining the tension and escalating via text. She basically invited me over and I played hard to get (like my frame was I'm going to fuck you just not sure when) which made her go super hardcore. One of her texts was out of the blue "so Saturday. Dinner and fuck?"
And think about how weird it wouldve been if I texted her like "hey what's up" or "maybe we should go for drinks?" doesn't fit into our vibe at all. The night before I had my fingers inside her and her begging me to fuck her. So I'm going to stick with that frame. Like how Buddha has been saying "it would've been awkward if she didnt comply"
Fri, 07/20/2012 - 02:03
#15
@icewahine:
Manwhore keeps
@icewahine:
Manwhore keeps making fun of me in my other thread so I'm going to come back to a thread where I got laid.. Plus I found a fairly easy way to post texts off my phone
So here are the texts after the first night I met her. She didn't know her phone number do she made me take her Facebook. I sent her "the" *** ***? There's not many of you. Send my your cdn number. - and there was a few other boring messages before this the next night
Me: Take a quick nap after work and get ready to do it again! It's Friday! - Icewahine
her: :-) I am doing a cat nap now. Yes, its Friday fun fun fun
Me: Get your Beauty rest, I'm going to look haggered tonight. Come meet me before party hours tonight
Her: Hm, I am living in ******. So its not so easy.
Her: And actually I don't have any party plans for tonight. Icewahine is a nice name
Me: Thanks. Yours is cute too, never heard it before. Are you working in ***** too?
Her: Yes. I am programming software for power plants. What do you do? Actually my name is *** but you cam call me ****.
Me: ***1st name, second name, third***.. I don't know who you are anymore!
Her: So, I am done with my nap. Wah feel so much better
Me: Haha next time don't stay out past your bedtime. Although I'm veryy jealous
Her: So go to the bed. Now I am hungry :-)
Me: Your so cute. Even your texts have an accent
Her: Did we kissed last night?
Me: Don't remember if we did or didn't? I thought Germans were good drinkers :p
Her: haha, yes we are but with german beer. I can remember that you are big and that I liked you. We should meet each other
Me: Im not big, your tiny. I remember I picked you up so easy
Her: Cool. I will get some sushi finally. My first food since yesterday.
Me: Haha poor thing only eating now? I'm going out now so we'll meet up another time Eka
Her: Soooo, what's your age ***she msged me on fb quick and I told her to text me instead*
Me: That's better :) you guessed right and you look around the same. Maybe just a bit older if you do engineering
Her: I am 23. Will turn 24 on new years eve
Me: Now that your satisfied please don't go into interview mode
Her: My sound for the moment: chemical brothers my elastic eye. Interview mod off
Me: Good girl. Do you like digitalism?
Her: :-) ja, circles is on now. And I also like big boys like you are
Me: Your too cute and sweet. All you like about me is my size?
Her: I have not much memories from the evening :-)
Me: Haha aww poor thing. You really don't remember that much of me? Aside from I'm really big?
Her: Well, I guess I did not touch every single part of you :-)
Me: No we would remember that but I would like to throw you against a wall and kiss you again
Her: I am really horny now. After a glass of wine and dreams about you
Me: Now I really want to grab your hair and kiss your neck. Your lucky I'm busy tonight or we would get into trouble
Her: trouble? No trouble! We would enjoy each other. I am also on the way to a concert. But the night is young and I will leave canada soon.
Me: When are you leaving and which concert are you going to?
Her: don't laugh, I am in the church listeting to old people music. But I like it. I will leave canada on january the 3th. But I am in vacation from 23 dec
Me: Haha cute I'd love to join you. Another time
Her: Hehe, no I know better things than to go to a church with you. We stay better in bed or on the wall the whole day
Me: Easy tiger. Who said we would be in bed together?
Her: I am laughing. Ok I take it back. Maybe you are interested in my personality and so stuff
Me: Haha I'm serious! As much as I would like too you would get me in trouble
Her: I didn't get it. You have a girlfriend or what is wrong about me?
Me: Aww nothing wrong with you. Kind of have a girl. We are open but only so much
Her: Ok.I was more interested in you as aperson not for having sex but you never asked me personal questions. Think I am also looking for more than suckerlove.So wish you good like with a girl
Me: Me and her aren't a couple. We're open and I think you think too much :)
Her: maybe you should think more before you write me you would get in trouble with another girl.Especially if you are still interested in me
Me: Don't worry about me. Anyways next week Berlin natives digitalism is playing downtown
Her: Argh
Me: Hahaha Tuesday
Her: Next week? If I will come I will be alone
Me: Yeah in two days. I realllllyyyy want to go but not sure if I can yet
Her: Can not skip them, I will come
Me: Lucky! I won't know until tomorrow if I can come. I might have to work into the night a bit
Her: What do you work
Me: I work for myself. I mostly ********
Her: Try the presets, think you would like them.
Me: Ok I'll check then out. Is your friend from Germany going tnight?
Me: I will come with 2 people. German and canadian one.
her: I would prefer only one big canadian guy but...
Me: Ughh your too cute! I'm only going to get there 15 min before digitalism goes on
Her: That's actually a good question. What time should we get there? 9 or 10?
Me: 830 the first openers go on. Then 915 is data romance and 1015 digitalism. So 9 unless you want to catch the first openers
Her: Thx. So hope you will get some digitalism today.
Me: I'll come, should be there around 10. Come find me :)
Her: Duifdigdgcstgcfhaeqw rrrrrrrrrrrrr
Me: Haha pocket text?
Me: Or is that German
Her: No, its drunk text from eka. Sorry u can get used to it
Me: Haha oh boy
Me: Where are you guys? Im here
Her: I am hm near to the entery behind the table
I met her and her orbiter and workmate. Both dudes. I hung out with them and went off by myself telling her to come for a few minutes. We met up. Made out like crazy. She left to her friends for 15 mins, came back for a while. We made out, I molested her and tried to do my first bathroom pull but the bathrooms were sooo small and packed. So I fingered her in the stairwell for a bit. Then that same night....
Her: So fucking fuck fuck fuck fucking amazing going crazy fuuuck
Her: Ok. We should just fuck. So take time for me
Me: ** I forget what I said here, for some reason it's deleted. But it must've been something cocky funny**
Her: haha you arrogant bastard fick mich bitte hart
Me: I have no idea what you said there but it looks really hot
Her: No its really dirty
Me: ... I'm still waiting for you to translate.
Her: Google translate is your friend
Me: Sie machen mich geil
Her: Oh ja, hopefully not too horny. Actually I am really hungry, would eat your cock immediately.
Me: Texts like that are not helping my geil problem
Her: It's ok, the greatest joy is in the anticipation.
Me: I thought the greatest joy was shoving my tongue down your throat with my hand on your ass last night
Me: Fuck this anticipation garbage
Her: Ja, you are right and your tongue and fingers down my body makes me very horny. Somebody told me that Canadian girls are not so open mind in sex,so how do you get what you want?
Me: I masturbate a lot and use the Internet to live out my fantasies. And of course meet Germans at German concerts
Her: Like public disgrace?
Me: Holy smokes you don't have a video on there. Do you?
Her: Cause not :-) I am normal girl who studyed computer science. So I know a lot about porno
Me: Hahaha all you nerd coworkers must be on there 24/7
Her: Interesting, of course its my coworkers. I am not iterested in such things. So what would you else do with me?
Me: Take you on a dinner date, sit across from you and look away every time we make eye contact. Make awkward conversation about boring things, pay for your meal, drive you home in silence, walk you to your door and then awkwardly
try to kiss you but end up just kissing your cheek
Her: I like the way you think and make fun
Her: And ja, it will be like that but I will pay by myself.
me: And you would slip something in my drink half way through dinner
Her: So I see, you want to skip the dinner. I was not truely to you. Actually I am also in a kind of open relationship. But it's ok, I fuck what I want
Me: And you want me because my hands are bigger? Or he is in Germany hahaha ***she looked at my hands at the show where I fingered her and said "ok good your hands are big, we can fuck. I dont like small cocks***
Her: No, he is here and we haven't have sex. I want you because you woke up my libido, my last sex was 3 month ago and I love big hands
Me: He sounds boring. Sorry for getting you worked up last night, I was hoping you got some release from someone
Her: So you said Saturday or Thursday?
Me: When do you get off work
Her: 2 hours maybe earlier, a lot to do (
Me: Sucks. I was quoting some jobs near oakville today
Her: Yes, we could have a cafe, but work sucks
Me: Where are you staying? And with whom? I'll come grab you around 1030/11 if you want to grab a drink
Her: Hmmmm, ok. I am staying alone. 150 ***** st
Me: K I'll swing by later IF you promise to behave
Her: Will try my best
Her: Bored
Me: I'll be there in a little while, at a friends house not too far
Me: Are you in that big ass apartment?
Her: Eeee, think so. Do you want to come in? I will go down to the door
Me: Yeah head down. I'll be there in a second
Bam. So there's a few messages not on here that we're on Facebook. Anddd I couldve met up with this girl sooner but I actually did have a gf at the time and was debating fucking her. So that realllyyy helped me keep the buyers frame and created some realllyyy intense drama Julian style. Like "I would have your babies" type of love drug.
Manwhore keeps making fun of me in my other thread so I'm going to come back to a thread where I got laid.. Plus I found a fairly easy way to post texts off my phone
So here are the texts after the first night I met her. She didn't know her phone number do she made me take her Facebook. I sent her "the" *** ***? There's not many of you. Send my your cdn number. - and there was a few other boring messages before this the next night
Me: Take a quick nap after work and get ready to do it again! It's Friday! - Icewahine
her: :-) I am doing a cat nap now. Yes, its Friday fun fun fun
Me: Get your Beauty rest, I'm going to look haggered tonight. Come meet me before party hours tonight
Her: Hm, I am living in ******. So its not so easy.
Her: And actually I don't have any party plans for tonight. Icewahine is a nice name
Me: Thanks. Yours is cute too, never heard it before. Are you working in ***** too?
Her: Yes. I am programming software for power plants. What do you do? Actually my name is *** but you cam call me ****.
Me: ***1st name, second name, third***.. I don't know who you are anymore!
Her: So, I am done with my nap. Wah feel so much better
Me: Haha next time don't stay out past your bedtime. Although I'm veryy jealous
Her: So go to the bed. Now I am hungry :-)
Me: Your so cute. Even your texts have an accent
Her: Did we kissed last night?
Me: Don't remember if we did or didn't? I thought Germans were good drinkers :p
Her: haha, yes we are but with german beer. I can remember that you are big and that I liked you. We should meet each other
Me: Im not big, your tiny. I remember I picked you up so easy
Her: Cool. I will get some sushi finally. My first food since yesterday.
Me: Haha poor thing only eating now? I'm going out now so we'll meet up another time Eka
Her: Soooo, what's your age ***she msged me on fb quick and I told her to text me instead*
Me: That's better :) you guessed right and you look around the same. Maybe just a bit older if you do engineering
Her: I am 23. Will turn 24 on new years eve
Me: Now that your satisfied please don't go into interview mode
Her: My sound for the moment: chemical brothers my elastic eye. Interview mod off
Me: Good girl. Do you like digitalism?
Her: :-) ja, circles is on now. And I also like big boys like you are
Me: Your too cute and sweet. All you like about me is my size?
Her: I have not much memories from the evening :-)
Me: Haha aww poor thing. You really don't remember that much of me? Aside from I'm really big?
Her: Well, I guess I did not touch every single part of you :-)
Me: No we would remember that but I would like to throw you against a wall and kiss you again
Her: I am really horny now. After a glass of wine and dreams about you
Me: Now I really want to grab your hair and kiss your neck. Your lucky I'm busy tonight or we would get into trouble
Her: trouble? No trouble! We would enjoy each other. I am also on the way to a concert. But the night is young and I will leave canada soon.
Me: When are you leaving and which concert are you going to?
Her: don't laugh, I am in the church listeting to old people music. But I like it. I will leave canada on january the 3th. But I am in vacation from 23 dec
Me: Haha cute I'd love to join you. Another time
Her: Hehe, no I know better things than to go to a church with you. We stay better in bed or on the wall the whole day
Me: Easy tiger. Who said we would be in bed together?
Her: I am laughing. Ok I take it back. Maybe you are interested in my personality and so stuff
Me: Haha I'm serious! As much as I would like too you would get me in trouble
Her: I didn't get it. You have a girlfriend or what is wrong about me?
Me: Aww nothing wrong with you. Kind of have a girl. We are open but only so much
Her: Ok.I was more interested in you as aperson not for having sex but you never asked me personal questions. Think I am also looking for more than suckerlove.So wish you good like with a girl
Me: Me and her aren't a couple. We're open and I think you think too much :)
Her: maybe you should think more before you write me you would get in trouble with another girl.Especially if you are still interested in me
Me: Don't worry about me. Anyways next week Berlin natives digitalism is playing downtown
Her: Argh
Me: Hahaha Tuesday
Her: Next week? If I will come I will be alone
Me: Yeah in two days. I realllllyyyy want to go but not sure if I can yet
Her: Can not skip them, I will come
Me: Lucky! I won't know until tomorrow if I can come. I might have to work into the night a bit
Her: What do you work
Me: I work for myself. I mostly ********
Her: Try the presets, think you would like them.
Me: Ok I'll check then out. Is your friend from Germany going tnight?
Me: I will come with 2 people. German and canadian one.
her: I would prefer only one big canadian guy but...
Me: Ughh your too cute! I'm only going to get there 15 min before digitalism goes on
Her: That's actually a good question. What time should we get there? 9 or 10?
Me: 830 the first openers go on. Then 915 is data romance and 1015 digitalism. So 9 unless you want to catch the first openers
Her: Thx. So hope you will get some digitalism today.
Me: I'll come, should be there around 10. Come find me :)
Her: Duifdigdgcstgcfhaeqw rrrrrrrrrrrrr
Me: Haha pocket text?
Me: Or is that German
Her: No, its drunk text from eka. Sorry u can get used to it
Me: Haha oh boy
Me: Where are you guys? Im here
Her: I am hm near to the entery behind the table
I met her and her orbiter and workmate. Both dudes. I hung out with them and went off by myself telling her to come for a few minutes. We met up. Made out like crazy. She left to her friends for 15 mins, came back for a while. We made out, I molested her and tried to do my first bathroom pull but the bathrooms were sooo small and packed. So I fingered her in the stairwell for a bit. Then that same night....
Her: So fucking fuck fuck fuck fucking amazing going crazy fuuuck
Her: Ok. We should just fuck. So take time for me
Me: ** I forget what I said here, for some reason it's deleted. But it must've been something cocky funny**
Her: haha you arrogant bastard fick mich bitte hart
Me: I have no idea what you said there but it looks really hot
Her: No its really dirty
Me: ... I'm still waiting for you to translate.
Her: Google translate is your friend
Me: Sie machen mich geil
Her: Oh ja, hopefully not too horny. Actually I am really hungry, would eat your cock immediately.
Me: Texts like that are not helping my geil problem
Her: It's ok, the greatest joy is in the anticipation.
Me: I thought the greatest joy was shoving my tongue down your throat with my hand on your ass last night
Me: Fuck this anticipation garbage
Her: Ja, you are right and your tongue and fingers down my body makes me very horny. Somebody told me that Canadian girls are not so open mind in sex,so how do you get what you want?
Me: I masturbate a lot and use the Internet to live out my fantasies. And of course meet Germans at German concerts
Her: Like public disgrace?
Me: Holy smokes you don't have a video on there. Do you?
Her: Cause not :-) I am normal girl who studyed computer science. So I know a lot about porno
Me: Hahaha all you nerd coworkers must be on there 24/7
Her: Interesting, of course its my coworkers. I am not iterested in such things. So what would you else do with me?
Me: Take you on a dinner date, sit across from you and look away every time we make eye contact. Make awkward conversation about boring things, pay for your meal, drive you home in silence, walk you to your door and then awkwardly
try to kiss you but end up just kissing your cheek
Her: I like the way you think and make fun
Her: And ja, it will be like that but I will pay by myself.
me: And you would slip something in my drink half way through dinner
Her: So I see, you want to skip the dinner. I was not truely to you. Actually I am also in a kind of open relationship. But it's ok, I fuck what I want
Me: And you want me because my hands are bigger? Or he is in Germany hahaha ***she looked at my hands at the show where I fingered her and said "ok good your hands are big, we can fuck. I dont like small cocks***
Her: No, he is here and we haven't have sex. I want you because you woke up my libido, my last sex was 3 month ago and I love big hands
Me: He sounds boring. Sorry for getting you worked up last night, I was hoping you got some release from someone
Her: So you said Saturday or Thursday?
Me: When do you get off work
Her: 2 hours maybe earlier, a lot to do (
Me: Sucks. I was quoting some jobs near oakville today
Her: Yes, we could have a cafe, but work sucks
Me: Where are you staying? And with whom? I'll come grab you around 1030/11 if you want to grab a drink
Her: Hmmmm, ok. I am staying alone. 150 ***** st
Me: K I'll swing by later IF you promise to behave
Her: Will try my best
Her: Bored
Me: I'll be there in a little while, at a friends house not too far
Me: Are you in that big ass apartment?
Her: Eeee, think so. Do you want to come in? I will go down to the door
Me: Yeah head down. I'll be there in a second
Bam. So there's a few messages not on here that we're on Facebook. Anddd I couldve met up with this girl sooner but I actually did have a gf at the time and was debating fucking her. So that realllyyy helped me keep the buyers frame and created some realllyyy intense drama Julian style. Like "I would have your babies" type of love drug.