Jesey Field/Lay report

Okay, so I guess I wanted to post up a field report form the other night, cause it was such like a FULL night. Like there was so much going on and, I think part of my issue is that I admit to really not having a fucking clue what I'm doing... which is cool, cause well, sometimes it works out and I dominate... but the other issue with it is that because I don't really know what I'm doing, a lot of times I fuck up or get really nervous and it's like, "Why is this happening?..." It's an issue with emotional stability and it has its positives and negatives...

Positives: When I'm in a good place, I fucking rock harder than most people I know. Like when I'm in a solid headspace, out with my friends, having a good time, I can hang with the best of my natural buddies, cause it's like I have part of that "natural" demeaner but I also recognize when I need to do certain things

Negatives: It's all so dependent on how I feel. This is weak. This is pretty durr. But while it may be weak, ignoring it is even weaker. Like when I'm out of my comfort zone I get in my head and that's when shit gets fucked. I'm too smart for my own good, lmao we all are.

Anyway- so jersey girl picks me up and she's pretty cute- 7.5/8... blonde hair, blue eyes, nice body, great ass, GREAT tits- face was a little off... but hell, I was in the middle of nowhere and was just too in the moment to care. haha she was way hotter than me, but I think I'm more attractive than her. When I'm not thinkin shit through too much, my personality is pretty baller, just sayin : )

So she can't find my house so I walk out to the corner and I call her and tell her where I am, and she's like, "should I just park?" and I'm like, "Nah, just open the door and I'll jump in while your driving" She starts to crack up, and I'm all, "Yeah, I'll pull some james bond shit, don't worry about it"... so like 5 minutes later she pulls up and I run out into the middle of the intersection and literally hop into her car... she's dieing of laughter cause I basically just stopped an entire intersection of cars..

Get in and give her a hug and just start runnin my mouth. LMAO- i have you guys to blame for this one... somehow we end up talking about trannies and how fucked up it is and so for about 40 minutse, were talkin bout that and I take her phone and start asking Siri rediculous questions about trannies and shit... She doesn't know how to get back to her place (neither do I but I take charge and figure it out) so yeah, I get on siri, enter the address and get her to where she needs to go.... I'm talkin shit on siri for being shitty and talking about how I had the "scales fall from my eyes" when I realized siri was actually just a computer and not a really smart person that I could actually just ask questions of.

At this point, I wasn't really getting physical with her- I kinda had the long bet in mind... I mean she had driven me out there so I knew that no matter what, I was either going to be sleeping at the same place as her or she was going to be driving me back home- either way, the logistics were beyond money. So I'm just being really cool and awesome.

Get to her friend's house and her 2 gal pals hop in the car. I introduce myself and at this point, I realize we're going to be hanging out with her entire like, "Group" of friends... so I just sit back and kinda observe for a bit. I wanted to figure out who was in charge, who the loudmouths were, who the weaker ones were, who I should be focusing my attention on etc.. After about 15 minutes of this, I kinda have a good idea of what's going on. My gal was sorta the low key- alpha... like she wasn't the kind of alpha girl that's super demanding, but her friends were just sorta naturally always deferring to her.

So they are trying to figure out the DD situation cause my gal suddenly is like, "Yeah guys, I don't want to be DD anymore" so they call up their gal friend and are like, "So how do you feel about 7 people in the car" and their friend is cool with it... so then they call up their guy friend and basically ask him for alcohol, a place to crash, chasers, and a place to pregame... he obliges to all their requests lmao... when they get off the phone, one of the girls is like, "Yeah, drunk danny will do anything for us"..... I'm just like, "Alright, well here's one dude I don't have to worry about"... in fact, my attitude with this kid, was basically that he was going to be just another "girl" that I could befriend and be super nice to and he would supplicate immediately.

So we head over to this dudes house and we start to pregame. LOL- he had the biggest bottle of ciroc I'd ever seen. The dude danny is super into garage sales, which is funny, cause I actually had a phase in my life where I was super into flee markets and shit, so we bond on that and he loves me.... I give a cheers to him and it's a done deal. The other two girls already like me. Then their gay friend shows up and my thing with gay dudes is that they must be the first person you befriend because they are the loudest, most outoging, gossipy ones of the group... ALWAYS. SO I do just that... I actually kinda flirt with him a bit lmao... I text my girl, "Your friend is really gay : )" and she looks at her text and bursts out laughing and grabs me and takes me aside and is like, "I KNOW RIGHT?!?!... But here's the thing- he's not out of the closet yet, so you can't say anthing!" Mind you- this is a MIND BLOWN moment for me... like this dude is so unbelievably falmboyent it's beyond anything I've ever seen... But it's great cause now I just have so much material to use with her... so we're drinking for a bit at this dudes place and playing drinking games and shit...I start rubbing her leg, like right at the kneecap, and she starts smiling...

Eventually we head over to litsen to this dudes band. My girl already drove 2 hours to get me and bring me back, gave me a ton of free alcohol and all that, so I buy her a few drinks... we're watching this dudes perforamance and I actually went to the bathroom and came on this site to get some advice.. start PM'ing manwhore and he tells me some shit to do... A lot of it I was already doing which was cool, but it just confirmed what I needed to do. Basically, while he's on stage I'm continuing to just be cool and touching my girl in subtle ways but not like outright making out with her while he's playing... halfway through their set, he comes out to say hi to us and I wlak right up to him and introduce myself to him and tell him he's playing great and it's cool to hear him play... my girl starts talking with him so I start kinda playfully flirting with her friends and before I evenn know it, she's right back at my side... she doesn't say anything but I know that it's time to stop and pay attention to her again... So then we hear one more song and I start talkin to the rest of the group and I'm like, "Hey, let's go to another bar" they all like the idea nad so we go..

Oh- one thing about group dynamics that I do a lot is that I'll like quietly suggest an idea to a really loud member of the group who I know will spread the word and basically, I convince them and then get them to convince the rest of the group so it doesn't even look like my idea... which is great for a situation like this, because I don't want the group to think that some random outsider is pushing for them to leave their friend's band... so I basically got the group to leave without even saying anything to anyone... just one person is all it takes.

Head to the other bar and theres another, random, band playing. This is where I start to reall rock out. They are playing some song (forget what it was) but I start singing it super loudly and everyone joins in... lmao, like the entire bar is just a bunch of old people and us and literally EVERYONE is singing now. OOO the song was, "Proud Mary" fucking AWESOME SONG.

OO- I was messaging manwhore and he said something about singing vocals and whatnot... and like I don't have good vocals at all... but I think that when I get really into it- it almost doesnt matter how good or bad my voice is... my passion just comes through and people LOVE IT.

So yeah, we're all singing and whatnot and then I just grab my girl and start making out with her... and yeah... it's on. As soon as I make out with her, she's grabbing my hand and not letting go. LMAO at one point, all of her friends are taking pictures of us... too funny. Like there were easily 5-6 cameras pointed at us, flashing pictures... I was just like- SWAG

So then, the girl asks one of her guy friends if WE can crash at his place? hahaha the dude is like, "uhh no" so she asks her gal friend and she's like, "SUREE"

So then we head to white castle, because I'd never been and just wanted to try it. Fucking disgusting... I had like 2 and couldn't finish the rest. Worst experience.
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Get to her friends house and her friend heads to her bed and changes to go to bed and im in the room and my girl starts changing in front of me (yeahh... LMR? What's that?"... so she throws us like a tiny ass blanket and is like, you guys can sleep on the couch.. we head out and we lay down and I start making out with her and she turns into me and I put my hands down her jeans and start fingering her and hse takes off her pants and starts pulling at my dick and I pull the patented mountain climber and she starts suckin my dick... oh god, she gave such fuckin good head.... after a little bit I grab her and pull her on top of me and stick it in (raw hero- falc I thought of you) start fucking and then I throw her to the side and turn her over, start fucking her doggy and then grab her and put her up against the couch and start fucking her against the couch... at one point she's like, "My friend is going to think I'm such a slut" and I just look at her and give her this little smile and I'm just like, "Babe, your MY slut" and she LOVES IT and I take her and put her on top of the couch and spread her legs above her head and kneel down and just start piledriving her box... bout to come and she starts suckin my dick and I cum all over her friends couch

She freaks out a little and I'm just laghing lmao.I get some shit and clean it up a bit and then we go to bed.

Holy fuck, we wake up at like 730 am and I'm freezing my ass off. Bitch took all the covers, so I get up and when I don't get enough sleep, I get really fucking dick. So I walk into her friends room, wake her up and I'm like, "Yo jersey girl said she has to go" haha totally blamed it on her- she def. never said that...

So friend comes out and I wake jersey girl up and we head out. We get in her car and she's like, "You better not fall asleep" and in response, I take my seat and lower it all the way down and just say, "Thanks for driving me home" and pass out.