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I met this girl at the train and got her number a couple of weeks ago. We were just talking and she's like "hit me up". She has access to this drug called DMT (which I kinda want), so it'd be good if this happens.

I texted a few days after with no response.

Today I texted her again

btw, this thread is where i got my texting stuff --- http://www.rsdnation.com/node/212618

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Jove: You never texted back. I see how it is..

DMT: Who is this? I never got a text?

(3 hours later)

DMT: Ello?

Jove: Hey, how are you my heavenly blessed angel whose beauty is divine andd everlasting

DMT: Who is this?

Jove: I thought you were gonna hook me up with some dmt..guess not..feelsbadman

DMT: So is this Chris Hansen?

DMT: Im very confused

Jove: Im more handsome than chris hansen. in jove. u remember my sexy ass now?

DMT: Yes what's up man I haven't seen the tribe in forever!! Of coarse I miss your sexy ass ;)

(sounds great, but that's not me)

DMT: Wait this is that Jove right, Chancho's buddy?

Jove: Woah. that must be some other sexy ass. I met u at the train a couple of weeks ago.

DMT: Oh the one that looked familiar? (She said that I looked familiar when we met)

Jove: Yup

(no response)

Jove: Oh. ur not texting back again. i see..i get it. its cool

Jove: I guess I will never know what dmt is like...

DMT: Dude I was riding home Jesus? (she rides the train and then rides her bike)

DMT: shit just loose my number man


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The last text was sent right after the one before.

So uh, what now? I'm not needy or have abundance problems or any shit like that. I just would like to see her so I'll have a chance at getting contacts with DMT. halp
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Geezez christ man. So damn
Geezez christ man. So damn needy lol.

Don't trip and try to call a girl out on not texting you back. So unattractive
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I used that archaeologist
I used that archaeologist line to get laid multiple times. Legit.
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shiet, it was supposed to be
shiet, it was supposed to be a joke! uh, well, what could I learn from this?
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Well tell her it was a joke.
Well tell her it was a joke. "Just kiddin beb. Lol I was trolling, what's up!" Go with the flow don't trip out when a girl throws shit at you
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Jove: Lol it was a joke! just
Jove: Lol it was a joke! just trolling lol. what u been up to

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this is probably done

thanks for the help Manwhore
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You changed the text. Why
You changed the text. Why would you do that
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because I didn't know better
because I didn't know better :( lol
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Don't have anything to add
Don't have anything to add except that DMT is awesome. Also, go make it yourself. Homebrew chemistry puts hair on your balls and makes you not needy!
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GameAndWatch wrote:Don't have
GameAndWatch wrote:
Don't have anything to add except that DMT is awesome. Also, go make it yourself. Homebrew chemistry puts hair on your balls and makes you not needy!

Spoken for the truth. What have you dabbled in my nigga??
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All your doing is making him
All your doing is making him more needy and desperate for this girl so he can get DMT!
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Manwhore what do you think of
Manwhore what do you think of his initial txt
'Hey, how are you my heavenly blessed angel whose beauty is divine andd everlasting'
seems like a funnier version of the jeff polar bear txt
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icewahine wrote:All your dong
icewahine wrote:
All your dong is making him more needy and desperate for this girl so he can get DMT!
lmao
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Ya it's a funny text, not bad
Ya it's a funny text, not bad for sure.
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Lol thats from
Lol thats from bodybuilding.com

Another great one from there is "I've had a crush on you for years"
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The best one is that
The best one is that archaeology one. Holy shit. I added a lil manwhore flair to that and got laid multiple times off it
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