Playfulness on texting
Thu, 02/23/2012 - 07:16
I met this asian girl and made a joke about her actual name. I told her that her name should be Jessica. I wanted to check her for day2 but I think the playfulness went bad. I would appreciate if you can critique the convo and give suggestions. I am new to this and use PUA related books on texting. Here is texting:
Me - Feb 18, 12:18am : Hey asian jessica :) Fun meeting ya. J
Her - Feb 18, 1:04 pm : Hey J ! Pleasure meeting you. Hope you guys had fun last night.
Me - Feb 18, 5:00 pm : Way too much fun. Jameson 4, J 0. I would kill a small child for a Tylenol.
No reply from her so i waited three days...
Me - Feb 22, 7:43 pm : Hi Jessica, how are you? Do anything spectacular like save the planet, stop world hunger, cure cancer...etc? :)
Her - Feb 22, 7:45 pm : Done that and back! :)
Me - Feb 22, 7:59 pm : Never thought that an asian version of Flash existed :) can you cook btw?
Her - Feb 22, 8:02 pm :Not the best but I can cook.
Me - Feb 22, 8:30 pm : Nice. I am going to hire you. Just so you know that pay is shit but benefits are really good.
Her - Feb 22, 8:46 pm : No thanks
Me - Feb 22, 8:56 pm : Woah slow down, I havent sent you the hiring letter :)
Her - Feb 22, 9:15 pm : No need to
Looking at her last two replies, I thought that she is not invested at all. So i figured it would be needy if i keep going on. So i stopped. Can you suggest on how to take it from here? Please pinpoint my mistakes too.
Me - Feb 18, 12:18am : Hey asian jessica :) Fun meeting ya. J
Her - Feb 18, 1:04 pm : Hey J ! Pleasure meeting you. Hope you guys had fun last night.
Me - Feb 18, 5:00 pm : Way too much fun. Jameson 4, J 0. I would kill a small child for a Tylenol.
No reply from her so i waited three days...
Me - Feb 22, 7:43 pm : Hi Jessica, how are you? Do anything spectacular like save the planet, stop world hunger, cure cancer...etc? :)
Her - Feb 22, 7:45 pm : Done that and back! :)
Me - Feb 22, 7:59 pm : Never thought that an asian version of Flash existed :) can you cook btw?
Her - Feb 22, 8:02 pm :Not the best but I can cook.
Me - Feb 22, 8:30 pm : Nice. I am going to hire you. Just so you know that pay is shit but benefits are really good.
Her - Feb 22, 8:46 pm : No thanks
Me - Feb 22, 8:56 pm : Woah slow down, I havent sent you the hiring letter :)
Her - Feb 22, 9:15 pm : No need to
Looking at her last two replies, I thought that she is not invested at all. So i figured it would be needy if i keep going on. So i stopped. Can you suggest on how to take it from here? Please pinpoint my mistakes too.
Thu, 02/23/2012 - 09:08
#1
haha BRO. I want to prefice
haha BRO. I want to prefice this with two comments. I'm pretty drunk and I just refused sex with a semi fatty. Other than that we're golden bro.
I don't know what the fuck it is with all the fucking weirdos on here and youre guys' weird texting conversations. Like honestly, the only normal text convo I've seen, that doesnt absolutely smell like try hard vagina is Utopias.
Anyway, you're probably gonna get offended by my super honesty so here's the deal.
First text: Why the fuck call her "asian jessica' just fucking say, "Hey babe-[wtvr your name is]"
Okay, your second text- actually not too bad. This seems more of an issue with your in person game that probably didn't go too well. because the text itself is somethign I probably would have agreed with.
Me - Feb 22, 7:43 pm : Hi Jessica, how are you? Do anything spectacular like save the planet, stop world hunger, cure cancer...etc? :) ...... THIS IS A SUPER FUCKING GAY TEXT.
Me - Feb 22, 7:59 pm : "Never thought that an asian version of Flash existed :) can you cook btw"- DUDE STOP FUCKING TRIPPING BALLS ON THE FACT THAT THIS GIRL IS ASIAN.... YOU DON'T THINK THIS WEIRD HER OUT IN THE SLIGHTEST? I MEAN FUCK, IT WEIRDS ME OUT MAN.
"Me - Feb 22, 8:30 pm : Nice. I am going to hire you. Just so you know that pay is shit but benefits are really good." WAY TOO FUCKING EARLY BRO. relax and let shit happen. you pushed this and as a result got fucked. (but in the SUPER NOT literal version.)
I don't know what the fuck it is with all the fucking weirdos on here and youre guys' weird texting conversations. Like honestly, the only normal text convo I've seen, that doesnt absolutely smell like try hard vagina is Utopias.
Anyway, you're probably gonna get offended by my super honesty so here's the deal.
First text: Why the fuck call her "asian jessica' just fucking say, "Hey babe-[wtvr your name is]"
Okay, your second text- actually not too bad. This seems more of an issue with your in person game that probably didn't go too well. because the text itself is somethign I probably would have agreed with.
Me - Feb 22, 7:43 pm : Hi Jessica, how are you? Do anything spectacular like save the planet, stop world hunger, cure cancer...etc? :) ...... THIS IS A SUPER FUCKING GAY TEXT.
Me - Feb 22, 7:59 pm : "Never thought that an asian version of Flash existed :) can you cook btw"- DUDE STOP FUCKING TRIPPING BALLS ON THE FACT THAT THIS GIRL IS ASIAN.... YOU DON'T THINK THIS WEIRD HER OUT IN THE SLIGHTEST? I MEAN FUCK, IT WEIRDS ME OUT MAN.
"Me - Feb 22, 8:30 pm : Nice. I am going to hire you. Just so you know that pay is shit but benefits are really good." WAY TOO FUCKING EARLY BRO. relax and let shit happen. you pushed this and as a result got fucked. (but in the SUPER NOT literal version.)
Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:17
#2
I just had sex with a girl in
I just had sex with a girl in her butt.
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Thu, 02/23/2012 - 14:46
#3
haha
hahahahahaa, I get MAD when I don't have sex...