Bus chick! My penis should enter warm hole

Sup, cool forum!

Met this cool indie hottie when I got off the Night Bus last week. 10-15 min convo, got her number.
She was going a different way through some dark streets.. Here texting begins. Still haven't gotten that Day 2

Still alive ? :b

Yeah haha! Luckily!

I'm glad to hear that that. Would have been a shame :P
Then I'd have to go and save you.. I'm too tired for that !

Haha yea thanks for the support and help my friend! :) haha

You're welcome haha.. You're not going to sleep now are you :P ?
(It's like 5 in the morning)

Yes a lot! Gotta be fresh for tomorrow haha :-D

You're so boring! :D You're going to look after your son tomorrow right ? :P
(She don't have no son)

Very. I am the most boring person on earth :D How did you know I had a son?!

I felt it when I saw your maternal instinct with the cat.. ;)
Too bad you're married or else we would've played a round of pool or something..
(We were fondling this stray cat together)

(She doesn't write anything else, It was 5 in the morning here and we were both in bed, so okay)

Sorry I fell asleep. I'm sorry about that hehe! :D
(She wrote in the morning)

I can't believe you just did that! :P

Haha I know. But I need my beautysleep u know :-D

(I don't answer that. But write her later that day)
Sophie :) Are you sober again ? you were completely wasted last time I saw you :D
I was a little worried for your health..
(She wasn't drunk, I'm just kidding)

(She doesn't reply, I write her the next day in the evening)
Hey dork :D can you play pool or are you hopeless? :-)

Can I play pool? :-)

You're a professional perhaps? :P

No. It isn't what I'm interested in :-)

Haha, it's not too late to learn. wednesday, at 8 :)

I'm at soccer practice :-)

Sporty.. :P tomorrow instead

Got plans with a friend from another city :-)

If she's a good friend, she'll understand :b Cancel it! ;)

I would never cancel. And I'm not even sure I wanna play pool :-)

haha, I'm just teasing! and of course you want to.. :)

Why are you so sure about that?

It must be a combination of my boyish charm and my smile.. :)

haha okay :-)

(No more texting, I write her again 3 days later)
Hi trollgirl :b Let's go out and get that beer!
You never know when the world is going to end.. :) (chicks love the apocalypse)

Who is it?

Haha you're funny :) It's Casablancas.. ;)

I've gotten a new phone because I lost my old one, so I don't have any numbers.. :-)

how silly :) a beer the next couple of days, while I have time.. It's nice..

It wont be today, got my friend to throw a private party. But yeah, a beer probably won't hurt :-)

No it won't :) talk to you later.. Have fun tonight

(Write her again the next day)
Hey you.. when you've recovered from your lethal hangover, get ready for a little drink around 9 tonite..
And we both have other "plans" if it's terrible.. ;)

(She doesn't answer that, I write her again the next day in the morning)
Are you a bit shy?

Not really :-)

good.. I was at a party in a hippi house where an african band played samba all night.. you don't see that everyday :P

haha that sounds really fun :-D

What's you're facebook ? Just in case you have a beard or sometihng :D

Sophie Skanky Genitals

Invite me over!

I'm with a friend :-) Have you been stalking me?

Haha not yet, I'm not home right now.. Is there anything worth stalking? :b

(she doesn't answer, 1 hour later I write her)
omg you look like a boy

Nice thanks :-)

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Quite a novel here. Any tips and tricks? I feel like I've been asking her to meet up a lot now. What to do?