POF profile feedback
I want to save myself from situation like all those chodes who beat themselves up in the head for hours wondering why they don't get responses and so on.
Here's my profile: http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=36667999
Couple of pics of myself, one with me showing my goofy side, my main pic displaying social status.
I sent a dozen messages to hotties this morning and got 4 replies so far. Kudos mostly to Manwhore's Online Dating thread and some stuff i picked up from his website (be the prize and so on).
Anyways most of my messages went on like this:
-"Alright girl with a mysterious name! You're a pretty little miss like duhh!! However, i wonder if there is more than what meets the eye. I first have to make sure you are smart so let me ask you something funny: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test?"
3 of them gave the obvious answer, the other was clueless. Now that they replied back im not sure how to take the next step. I was thinking of replying with the ones that got the answers right:
-"hahaha :) Great job! You must be passing all your classes with As and everything. Anyways shoot me a text at ### - ### - #### and no prank calls! haha"
and the clueless girl:
-"Oh you, ok it's testical haha. Anyways this POF thing is getting to nerdy for me. Shoot me a text at ### ### ####, no prank calls! lol :^)"
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
"Im a tall sexy black guy with a french accent. People ask me all the time if I was born lucky. I tell them yes because I was. You can make me pancakes in the morning, at 2pm.. cuz we'll be busy before then. Hit me up, I'm dying of loneliness and I love sexy new pen pals with mischevious little fingers
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Anyways I Edited my profile and integrated what you just posted and i feel it's gold haha. What do you think of it now?
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
i only sent about 20 of the SAME messages it's retarded
Got 4 responses so far, after exchanging 3 rounds of messages, i've burned it straight the the freakin' ground.
Example1:
Me: "Are you one of those girls whose eyes change colour? They are adorable."
Her: hahaha yes, i guess i would be one of THOSE girls...
Me: Cool i love magic tricks. So im assuming they go from brown to blue, that's a sexy color.
Her: They go from brown to light brown to blue to green...Whatever im feeling like that day
After that i said some stupid shit, no reply
Example2:
ME: So are you one of those girls whose eyes change colour? they are adorable.
Her: I am. Lol Thank you. I'm Kelli
Me: cool i love magic tricks. They must go from like green to blue? My favourite color
I'm Arms :^)
No reply lol, i think i just kind of overdo it there at there end
Proceed as usual and send something else cute. Soon as she responds segue it into something about you or her, a quick little anecdote.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I'd make a comment about that dr. seus "my foot in your ass" book that's hilarious.
Be like "girl, you didn't write me back I think I'm gonna take a page outta that "My foot in your ass" book! ;b
I'm hitting up the mall today I need a new hat- you know, something to compliment this great smile. what about you?"
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
ME: I think we both have ridiculously amazing smiles, we would look great walking walking down the red carpet. You would teach me how to dance to latino music then we'll cuddle the the night off in this winter-ish weather.
The name is Arms :^)
Spanish Chick: Well thank you so much for the wonderful compliments .. So Us walking down the Red Carpet .. To what event would that Red Carpet be held for?? & What magazine would we end up making the front cover of??
I posted this on RSD and got some suggestions Frankly im still scratching my head lol
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male