Girl: You don't live here.
Girl - 4 mins later: If you bring me some shrimp vermicelli with extra veggies and a shit ton of sriacha ill trade you.
Girl - 3 mins later: I love vermicelli
Me - 4 mins later: That I could make anytime.. You are quite demanding lady... I don't even know how you look like
Girl - 3 mins later: And this is my fault? Yes. That's what Hispanic women are, demanding, crazy, loud, brash, loud.. bla bla bla..
Me - 1 min later: You got me at crazy and loud... The rest kinda fade out lol
Girl: And dirty..
Girl: Dirty mexican here >:)
Me: If you can tease like that, send me your pix
Girl - 3 mins later: Tease?! That's being retarded sir.
Me: My apology for using such a wrong word my lady
Girl - 1 min later: Whatever, just don't let it happen again.
Me: You should punish me....
Girl: What do they hit you with In the mother land? Bamboo sticks?
Me: Handcuff me and start whipping
Girl: There you go again, caning! You'll be caned!!
Me: That's how I like to be punished
Girl - 1 min later: You kinky ass chino!
Me - 1 min later: I take it as a compliment
Girl - 1 min later: Crazy. Did you get the pics?
Me: I like the second one
Me: Nice tattoo
Girl - 1 min later: The flower I drew, or the roman numerals?
Me - 1 min later: The flower. Is that the only one u have?
Girl: Nah I got 5 and 3 facial piercings
Me: Show me
Girl - 10 mins later: You can see one of them other should
Me - 1 min later: Huh? finish your sentence love
Girl - 1 min later: You can see the other tattoo on my other shoulder and the piercings in my face
Me: I saw only one....
Me - 7 mins later: What does it mean?
Girl - 3 mins later: 1/3/1985 - 9/12/2010
The day my oldest sister was born and died
Me: I'm sorry to hear!! What happened?
Girl - 1 min later: Isa is my nickname, and the last one is just a tiny set of angel wings like the kewpie doll
Me: Seems like you should attach a lil description along with your tattoo for me lol
Me: I see
Girl: She ended up hitting a tree to avoid hitting the person driving in front of her and died on impact
Girl - 1 min later: Its almost 2 years now
Me: Wtf...? Doesn't sound right at all
Girl: What doesn't?
Girl: To avoid hitting the person driving in front of her she over corrected and hit a tree
Me - 1 min later: I see
Girl - 2 mins later: Yeah. It sucks. She left a little girl behind
Girl: Yeah. It sucks. She left a little girl behind
Me: Who looking after the lil one now?
Girl - 2 mins later: I helped my mom fight for custody and i help her
Me: Very nice of you and your mom :)
Girl: Watching her is nothing new, I've been looking after her and my other niece since they were born. We don't do babysitters.
Me: Babysitter could be a pain in the ass
Girl - 1 min later: You can't trust anyone with your kids
Girl: Do you have any?
Me: No I just happen talk to quite a few married women lol
Girl - 1 min later: :| I don't bark up them trees
Girl: I don't mess with dads or divorceés
Me: Loll can't believe you have an impression I'm married... This is too good
Girl - 1 min later: I didn't say I thought you were married
Girl: Im saying I don't mess with the once married.
Me - 1 min later: It still funny lol... That the last thing cross my mind babe
Girl - 1 min later: What?
Girl: I had a bad experience with a guy I was dating who was going though a divorce and had a kid. Sealed the deal forever.
Me: You think I used to be married
Me: Now its understandable
Girl - 5 mins later: Yeah.. those are 2 questions I like to get out of the way first
Me - 3 mins later: You sure did lol
Girl - 1 min later: Great. Next!!!
Me: It's 10:46, I wanna see your sexy pix!
Girl - 1 min later: You're shit out of luck mate, I only got homeless pics
Girl: Yes chino, im at home looking crummier than a biscuit.
Me - 1 min later: How's so? What's wrong?
Girl - 1 min later: :)) im at home, IDGAF about his my level of comfort is percieved
Girl - 1 min later: I really am horrible about being slightly girls most of the time :)
Girl: I'm about to go work out
Me - 2 mins later: I might go to soon, gotta wake up early. But send me your shower pix after finishing working out... I wanna start off my morning right lol
Girl - 2 mins later: :)) you're funny
Me - 7 hrs 3 mins later: I thought we agree you would send your sower pix
Girl - 2 hrs 5 mins later: We is the wrong people
Girl - 10 hrs 18 mins later: Its been boring as fuck
Girl - 9 mins later: I've been home all day. There's nothing to do. I've been making spread sheets for the nutritional info for the ingredients and protein bars I made
Girl - 3 mins later: Not until this weekend
Girl - 5 mins later: Where you live?
Girl - 1 min later: You go to the gator school or just live there?
Girl - 4 mins later: Haha. What is your major?
Girl - 4 mins later: I have selective memory
Girl - 1 min later: Straight asshole. I know.
Girl - 3 mins later: Do what?
Girl: I never had sex with a chino
Girl - 2 mins later: Asian
Girl: What were you talking about?
Girl - 22 mins later: I use it as a term of endearment, not an insult
Me - 34 mins later: Come down here tmrw, I wanna taste your homemade protein bar
Girl - 2 mins later: The chocolate ones are dry as shit
Me: Bring me the less dry ones then lol
Girl: And the pumpkin ones don't have enough stevia :/
Me: Hmm, that still better than being adey
Girl - 1 hr 9 mins later: They're alright, just dense
Me - 2 mins later: I want it
Girl - 8 mins later: Haha
Girl - 16 hrs 49 mins later: Im getting ready to ride my bike
Girl - 3 mins later: Ping!!ping!! Bicycle
Girl - 1 min later: I ride for diatance
Girl - 10 mins later: For exercise best of an hour or 15 miles. But today im riding from Yulee to downtown. Its a 55mile round trip
Girl: Downtown Jax ***
Girl - 2 mins later: This is the kind of shit I do out of boredom usually :/
Girl - 2 mins later: Yup. Me and the open road
Girl - 3 hrs 18 mins later: 20.57 in 1:50 it was sooo
Girl - 1 hr 47 mins later: How was it?
Me - 1 hr 58 mins later: 5.7 in 51 min... Not so bad
Girl - 1 min later: Not bad at all your quick like the wind
Me: My record is 7.25 in an hr
Girl - 1 min later: Your milesI has got to be 8 minutes or less?
Me: Around 8 I think
Me: Ur pretty good at math I see
Girl - 1 min later: I know and I'm not even asian!
Girl - 3 mins later: My best time is 6.?25 miles in 1 hour 49 seconds
Me: Not bad I say
Me - 2 mins later: I'm off half day tmrw, come hang out with me
Girl - 1 min later: Correction. That was 6.27 in 1:00:49
Girl - 1 min later: That was when I was about 20 pounds heavier too
Me: Should try breaking your rec again
Girl - 1 min later: I try for 7, 2 weeks ago but it was just so windy it was unbelievable
Girl - 7 mins later: I was never physically pushed back by the wind while running until that day