Girl: Hey it's Melanie from PoF, wats ur name by the way?
Me: We need to work on our introduction on pof lol.. Erik
Girl - 10 mins later: Lol
Girl: Nice to meet u sorry my phone is dying thats why I'm on PoF
Girl: Well right now
Me: You should save my number under tacoeateron... Its a cool nickname
Girl: I'm really bad about introducing myself to ppl I have a tendency to get into a full blown conversation without knowing who they are
Girl: And how may I ask did u get that nickname?
Me: Yet, you replied to me in such short msgs sweetie loo
Girl - 3 mins later: Lol hey I counted that was only 2 messages and it was BC i didn't know what to say
Me: I'm a robot that likes eating taco - metaphorically
Girl - 10 mins later: Bahahaha ok
Girl: Well Erik it was a very interesting night talking with u but I am so exhausted from my lack of sleep and traveling that I'm gonna call it a night.
Me - 22 mins later: Ok have wet dream sweetie... Oh my bad sweet dream
Me: I wanna take a nap so bad, but my awesomeness demands me go to the gym
Girl - 6 mins later: Lol you are so random
Girl: I think I might go for a run in a little bit even though I ran yesterday
Me - 2 mins later: Run slower today, better for your knee. But don't run like turtle... Do they run tho???
Girl - 1 hr 39 mins later: Lmao yeah idk my left leg has been bothering me since I ran last Thursday on the beach so I might take it easy tonight and focus on my abs
Me - 27 mins later: Hmmm, I like girls that has some kinda abs
Girl - 18 mins later: I used to but I'm starting to tone my stomach a little
Me - 1 min later: I love you
Girl - 14 mins later: What?
Me - 1 min later: Fine don't love me back. Throw me away as a used condom
Girl: Um no
Me - 2 mins later: No?? I kinda need the whole sentence... Too much awesomeness could cut off the circulation to the brain loll