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This will probably delay the book even more ;), but it's fucking fantastic news! Lol Here are some example texts and snippets I found going through them:

have a good night in yer tickle me elmo panties 

sooo..what's victorias secret?

And some snippets:

hi. are you feeling better ()

Yeah.. A lot better (17 mins later)

did you get sick cuz you were a jerk? (13 mins later)

I'm not a jerk (44 mins later)

You're a jerk ()

mhmm I know : b (1 min later)

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SLUT (22 hrs 50 mins later)

Ew (4 mins later)

Rude ()

hi what you doing ()

Working (1 min later)

I've gotta replace a fuel pimp (2 mins later)

That doesn't sound exciting (24 mins later)

I like working on cars (1 min later)

That's cool (5 mins later)

I want to work under your hood (1 min later)

Shut up!! Haha ()

tinker around with yer parts (18 mins later)

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I'm making a new site its gonna be a cross between myspace n facebook. its gonna be called myface. wanna be on it? (1 day 15 hrs later)

What??? (3 hrs 16 mins later)

Why not facespace? (12 mins later)

oh my gawd you are such a NERD! (5 hrs 12 mins later)

You are!!! ()

myface! as in.. want to be on myface? (2 mins later)

What?? (3 mins later)

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Hey save my number mr. Cookie. ()

wtf I DID have yer num it popped right up when you texted. k got it. whys you move up there. gay guys? (1 min later)

I love gay guys ()

Actually I am going to the academy of art university in sf. :P ()

oh that's right. ya I can totally see you as a fairy mary (2 mins later)

Lol ahaha what ev. ()

fairy mary had a lamb who's fleece was gay as snow (25 mins later)

Omg so funny ()

it followed her to school one day school one day, school one day (1 min later)

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I like that. How's your

I like that. How's your night (4 mins later)
Pretty cool. buddys visiting from up north we're looking for some trouble to get into (9 mins later)
Sounds like you don't have to look far haha (11 mins later)
I just look in my pants ! (18 mins later)
Haha you're hilarious (36 mins later)

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SHAWEEET!

SHAWEEET!

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Five guys nuts-ta-butts in a van.

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Hahahaha "I just look in my

Hahahaha "I just look in my pants"

This is going to be great

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Wow these are gold hahaha

Wow these are gold hahaha

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Me: Wake up I can't sleep

Me: Wake up I can't sleep anymore 

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Anywhere in hollywood or LA.

Anywhere in hollywood or LA. Is hollywood live any good? I liked the music they played at LAX. (2 mins later)
Ya but hollywood is still angry might not be a good idea (7 mins later)
Huh.. I dont get it.. (1 min later)
just the whole bollywood thing. they're still sore (1 min later)
Wow. You are so lame. (2 mins later)

She's Indian lol. We "fought" all the time like this I wouldn't hit a girl up like this without some established relationship it would probably backfire if it's a girl you just met. This is what I refer to jokingly as a "bear trap". Seems completely innocent then ziiing. I also presented her with her first facial. 

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Same girl. Some "lovey dovey"

Same girl. Some "lovey dovey" type texting 

Fml i hate getting hit on by lil boys. Come rescue me. This place is bunk! (2 hrs 11 mins later)
I know baby. I would rescue you in a quick minute. What's the address let me see where you're at I've got obligations (4 mins later)
Your obligations are to come save my ass from these kids right now. In hollywood. Level 3/dv8 find it. (6 mins later)
There's a saying in america . Out of the kettle into the pot (2 mins later)
I dont get it. (3 mins later)
You'd be in more trouble with me miss lady (2 mins later)
Troubles my middle name. ;) you dont know me fool. You just met your match. You're faked now lol. (5 mins later)
I do know you luscious its why we work (4 mins later)
We work if you come get me. Be romantic for once you bitch and save me! (3 mins later)
I am SO romantic with you miss pumpkin. I will see what's up what's address (1 min later)
Babe i dont know. We got kicked out. I told off the bouncer lol. Come simi valley and get me. (11 mins later)
And take you back to my place (6 mins later)
I wanted to beat the fak outta this bouncer. I told him off lol. Talked some smack lol. Come get me so i can rape you. Take my anger out. (3 mins later)
(6 mins later)

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#### clancy ct in simi

#### clancy ct in simi valley. Are you coming? (15 mins later)
No you have to leave by 5 I won't get there till 6 (6 mins later)
Okay that wont work babe. Come tomorrow. We'll kick it at the beach all day then party. Makes more sense. Cool? (16 mins later)
ok but stay angry cuz I really liked your plan (1 min later) (the part about raping me ^ above)
Lol i dont think you'll have a problem pissing me off. Just be here in the morn! (1 min later)
haha (1 min later)
Ya I'll be there (1 min later)
Just dont fall in love with me ;) ()
I thought about it.. (3 mins later)
Canadas just too cold tho ()
I'll warm you up ;) canada is beautiful. You'll love it. (2 mins later)
Ya you are hot.. (2 mins later)
Yea i know :) and for some faked up reason im attracted to you. (2 mins later)
Do I have to say I'm canadian? What will our babies look like (6 mins later)
As long as they look like me and nothing like you we good. Lol. (1 min later)

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I've noticed a fuck ton of

I've noticed a fuck ton of guys aren't sure how to show appreciation or affection for a girl, like everything's a frame battle and you can't just tell a girl how sexy she is and how she makes you feel so here are some examples. Of course some "push" is DEFINITELY mixed in there lol 

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There's this guy wearing a

There's this guy wearing a shirt, the front says possibly...the back says best fcuk ever. Lol. I would totally buy that for you! (12 mins later)
That guy better be a stud. I hate it when posers wear shit like that (6 mins later)
Lol. He was cute, but young. (15 mins later)
Buy it for me I'll wear it for you (3 mins later)
Im pretty sure he didnt get it from the grounds. And i dont know when or if ill see you again. (4 mins later)
Well. If you want to sit on my face you'll figure something out (1 min later)
I have boners all day long cuz were always texting. its not fun (1 min later)
How do you think i feel! Im always so horny thinking about you now. When are you coming to visit? (31 mins later)

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So. how hard is it to remove

So. how hard is it to remove you from one of these indian princess costumes (17 mins later)
Its not a costume you fag. (14 mins later)
Whatever you say my beautiful little pocahontas (9 mins later)

She's got all these pics of her in traditional indian dresses on her Facebook. She's dot not feather, so when she called me a fag I switched up the cultural references. It was my way of pinching her while still keeping it lovey  

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Do you ever sleep? (8 hrs 22

Do you ever sleep? (8 hrs 22 mins later)
No
I wait

Are you always so perverted. Can you ever be serious? (11 mins later)
Yes. but not right now I'm watching cartoons! (4 mins later)

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Lol this is her on a fucking

Lol this is her on a fucking roll, lol.

I cant sleep. :( are you up? (1 day 12 hrs later)

what does your magic eight ball say? (3 mins later)

I asked it if jon was a homo and it said most certainly yes. (1 min later)

What does yours say? (1 min later)

I could have told you that. but I didn't think you wanted to know (2 mins later)

Lame. I should be able to sleep now. Thanks for boring me. (2 mins later)

no problem schmookums. sleep tight. what color panties are you wearing (2 mins later)

I dont wear panties. You know that. But i bet yours are pink. (1 min later)

lol. you're not wearing panties...I'm going to kiss you all over where you should be wearing them (1 min later)

 

Im having trouble sleeping again. :( Tell me a funny joke. (3 days 13 hrs later)

if women don't belong in the kitchen..why are they full of milk n eggs? (7 hrs 10 mins later)

Lol that was lame. (7 hrs 28 mins later)

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Manwhore wrote: I've noticed

Manwhore wrote:
I've noticed a fuck ton of guys aren't sure how to show appreciation or affection for a girl, like everything's a frame battle and you can't just tell a girl how sexy she is and how she makes you feel so here are some examples. Of course some "push" is DEFINITELY mixed in there lol 

In some bits she kind of teases you a lot and you don't tease back. Why? It's not your style? Is counterproductive at that point?

When I say tease back I mean playfully just for fun.

Instead you endure her tease with a kind of tender love attitude and put some "push" mixed there too. 

What I'm missing here? Enlighten me pls.

I put some shit I might had said if was me there.

I'll warm you up ;) canada is beautiful. You'll love it. (2 mins later)

Ya you are hot.. (2 mins later)

Yea i know :) and for some faked up reason im attracted to you. (2 mins later)

Do I have to say I'm canadian? What will our babies look like (6 mins later)    I know right, the beauty always attracts the beast, what our babies would look like

As long as they look like me and nothing like you we good. Lol. (1 min later)   Indeed beb, as long as they have MY BRAIN we are good. lol

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We work if you come get me. Be romantic for once you bitch and save me! (3 mins later)

I am SO romantic with you miss pumpkin. I will see what's up what's address (1 min later)   Relax Fiona I'll be there, I'm picking up the talking donkey to distract your dragon friends.

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I cant sleep. :( are you up? (1 day 12 hrs later)

what does your magic eight ball say? (3 mins later)

I asked it if jon was a homo and it said most certainly yes. (1 min later)

What does yours say? (1 min later)

I could have told you that. but I didn't think you wanted to know (2 mins later)  It says (her name) most certainly love to suck/eat homos twinkies.   or/and  I dunno why don't you come here and check my ball for me? I can teach you to/we can play marble ball.

Lame. I should be able to sleep now. Thanks for boring me. (2 mins later)

no problem schmookums. sleep tight. what color panties are you wearing (2 mins later)  you trying to bait her for sexting

I dont wear panties. You know that. But i bet yours are pink. (1 min later)   she kind of follow

lol. you're not wearing panties...I'm going to kiss you all over where you should be wearing them (1 min later)  you trying to bait her for sexting

Im having trouble sleeping again. :( Tell me a funny joke. (3 days 13 hrs later)   she backed of the sexting  / send: a funny sexual joke or "a funny joke (:" 

if women don't belong in the kitchen..why are they full of milk n eggs? (7 hrs 10 mins later)

Lol that was lame. (7 hrs 28 mins later)   you know it's true, your twerk its lame lol

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Neither. The point is to show

Neither. The point is to show this dynamic in play. Everybody's so concerned about power struggles and not letting a girl get a one up. It's inherently from a weak overcompensating perspective. It's not a competition. That being said I was an ass to this girl repeatedly so this is just her coming back at me lol 


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I've lost a shit ton of meet

I've lost a shit ton of meet ups by being that competitive frame battling asshole in the past. Recently just banged a girl I met on the train (first for me) a couple of weeks back. Nov we're both texting super lovey dovey shit in Spanish, it's an nice change of pace if you use it correctly. I'll do a long write up for you guys this weekend. Next week is my last at my internship and then Friday is my last day of online class, almost home free!

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The word I was looking for

The word I was looking for earlier was "vulnerability". 

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G-Money wrote: I've lost a

G-Money wrote:
I've lost a shit ton of meet ups by being that competitive frame battling asshole in the past. Recently just banged a girl I met on the train (first for me) a couple of weeks back. Nov we're both texting super lovey dovey shit in Spanish, it's an nice change of pace if you use it correctly. I'll do a long write up for you guys this weekend. Next week is my last at my internship and then Friday is my last day of online class, almost home free!

Ah very nice. 

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King I liked this one: Do I

King I liked this one:

Do I have to say I'm canadian? What will our babies look like (6 mins later)    I know right, the beauty always attracts the beast, what our babies would look like

Your others were complete dogshit. 

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Manwhore wrote: So. how hard

Manwhore wrote:
So. how hard is it to remove you from one of these indian princess costumes (17 mins later)

Its not a costume you fag. (14 mins later)

Whatever you say my beautiful little pocahontas (9 mins later)

She's got all these pics of her in traditional indian dresses on her Facebook. She's dot not feather, so when she called me a fag I switched up the cultural references. It was my way of pinching her while still keeping it lovey  

I just died of laughter. Bloody hilarious hahaha 

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Manwhore wrote: King I liked

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King I liked this one:

Do I have to say I'm canadian? What will our babies look like (6 mins later)    I know right, the beauty always attracts the beast, what our babies would look like

Your others were complete dogshit. 

I think I can see why you liked that one.

But what is wrong with the others? I know they were definitely not the best shit. I was just spitting of the top lol isn't that lowering the bar?

They were too "me vs her"?

Not funny at all?

I mean, I was just amusing myself.

But indeed there was some remants thoughts of trying to always have the frame mix in. I'm trying to get rid of that habit.

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Yes dude, duh. Over and over

Yes dude, duh. Over and over again 

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I see, pottedrainbows nailed
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