Sometimes opportunity slides in your DM's

First of all, fix the spacing between paragraphs. Second of all make that link actually clickable, the OP you mentioned. 

for the link I been trying.

for the spacing it's not letting me fix any of it. It doesn't show anything just blank as in I'm about to write something new. 

It's showing the text to me on mobile and I just tried fixing up the spacing but it stayed the same. 

On my tablet and phone it won't let me be able to make the link clickable.

EDIT: okay now I think I fixed it LOL

and just to clarify, I'm not waiting around for her to text me, as a matter of fact I want to text her back for a few days now. I was gonna sit down and really craft something up and re engage her and post up on her/ here. She just beat me to the punch HAHA

 You are gonna need to have some really tight game full of sexual qualification to get her out. I had a similar situation recently and that was MW's advice.

I don't think that I know too much of sexual qualification. If someone could put up a link to an example I'd be able to get an idea of where to take this.

Regardless if someone can put up a link or not I'll post up some text responses for her. I want to show her a good time and see where it goes with her.

I think meow means disqualification not "qualification"

Fuck man I've tried doing disqualification in person hasn't gone so well, probably made the date (had date with pornstar lookalike it could have been better, didn't get laid presumably my fault) worse like it push her away. Still thinking about posting it up, made me feel bad though about the date.

Only response I could really think up now is: 

me: looks like you could barely handle my evasive ninja skills, finding me after so long :P

Not sure if this is complaint towards her "friend" statement.

There is a difference lolz?

I'm not great with sexual disqualification over text, I guess there are some good examples in the MW membership but i'm not far enough in :(...well I know how to do it if I'm in a sexting scenario but it's tough to do it ninja style

Catching, that text doesn't really make much sense to me.

For one, I meant to put ninja skills so I just changed it, two not sure what else to come up with. Sexual Disqualification is sort of tricky, I've seen it first hand turn a girl off. I don't want that. 

I put that because I was working off of "LONG lost" 

as in she lost me because of my skills and she can't keep sort of thing, and I mean that in a playful way. Plus I didn't want to acknowledge the 'friend' part, since I don't want her to see me as that. 

Sexual disqualification goes weong because most guys do it in a way that isnt playful and fun...

Me: I bet you suck in bed

^No lol

Me: Girl..! Look at those fuzzy socks you're wearing. I mean COME ON! You must be a starfish in bed..

^Right direction..

See the differences? Take something ludicrous about her appearance and make it sexually linked. Playfully.

ex: Granny panties, leathery lips, cobwebs in vagina

And you DONT sexually disqualify girls who arent 9s&10s because their self esteem is not up to par. They'll actually feel like they're less. No bueno.

UNLESS, you're dealing with girls who think they're the shit. Knock em off their pedestal.

Catch, you lost pornstar look alike for a multitude of reasons lol :)

She shouldn't have been disqualified cause she already liked you and was dtf. And she may have looked like a porn star but she was a nerd girl who didn't have the self-esteem of one (most likely)

alright so on this girls pictures she has hoop earnings in one of them, and a cap in another.  I tried coming up with something but the lamest that I have is this:

Me: Girl ! Look at that those hoop earnings you must run around circles in bed...

this girls confident, but I don't believe that she thinks that she's the shit. I hate using numbers to rate a woman/chick but she about a hard 8. Should even use disqualification in this instance or tone it down a bit? 

I'm at work right now so it's a little harder for me to craft something up and alternate that I would use (just thought of it): 

me: girl if I was a dog I would have bite you on your ass. 

Maybe add add a smiley face :) or :P 

She she has a fat ass btw (she displays it on one of her pics).

really great ass I'm my opinion. 

Post the full convo so far so we have the entire story to go upon.

but if this girl's been dodging meetups left and right but still txts you for months, disqualify the shit out of her lol

Good post grand wizard Jihad 

Yes this is excellent Jihad, thanks.

**Edit: This should go in best-of tbh.

its just like I said we texted for a couple of months (stopped back in late February) and every time I tried getting her out she'd flacked or I fucked up and it fell through.

Then some days ago, I downloaded bumble swiped her and we matched a day later, and she messaged me before I could even re engaged her (I planned on it) but she beat me to the punch haha.

I don't think it's necessary, but if you Really want the entire backstory then I'll post it up.

I agree with you woberdor

i was at work when I looked at this and thought fuck, he never lost it! It really blew my mind but since I at was at work, I was in "first things first" mentality finish that up, answer the question and back to work I goo.

Granny panties leather lips and cobweb vaginas are all from my membership and new video on Qualification/Sexual Disqualification.

pepperoni nips is good too, but some girls actually have em!!

Haven't checked the membership yet in about a few weeks but I got those from scouring the forums for months lol - They're all MW's

Ya meow pepperoni nips is good and so are man hands.

So here is an update on the Tinder Blue Eyes girl.

John gave me some advice on it and it was working for the most part. Only thing that I began to notice is that I was sort of becoming this girls pen pal and frankly that shit was getting on my nerves.

I ended up fucking up here and there missing some opportunities to meet up but was slightly able to overcome them then she would flake my ass.

Here are some texts, note that I’ll be skipping through the majority of the texting but for a point.

We were texting practically every day for about a month, month in a half.

So here they are:

January 29^th

This day I kind of had foreseen that she would pull something, it was like 2 pm and she told me she pulled an all nighter and so I told her to get some sleep aka nap it up.

Me: lmao took my own advice and just woke up right now. Start getting ready, *name of venue* in a bit

Her: I’m actually eating pizza already….

Me: WTF, who you cheating on me with?

Me: forgot to put this LOLOLOLOLOL

Me: L

Her: Lol not cheating

5 hours later, middle of the night*

Her: I feel bad *crying emoji*

Her: We will go though!

Her: Monday?

I tried to reschedule for later that day but she had her cousin over so that was a no go. Plus that Monday I worked all day.

Next day

Me: Yeah I have cousins from all over too. I had to nearly save her life yesterday. Crazy day overall lol

Her: what do you mean?!

Me: Long story short my baby cousin fainted & passed out for like 30 seconds

Her: omg that’s crazy

Her: and what did you do?

Me: Help her dad check her vitals (pulse, breathing, etc.) and call the ambulance, all while trying to submit my homework ha

Me: We were prepared to give her CPR but she didn’t need it after all

Me: Enough about my crazy day, yesterday, how was yours? J

Her: I’m glad everything turned out alright, that’s definitely scary (crying emoji)

Her: tells me about the rest of her day

This day I had scheduled to meet up with her the day before but texted her late that day (I fucked up here)

Feb 6^th

Me: So when we doing this pizza robbery after all :D

Her: *sends an irrelevant text* next one: I didn’t hear from you all day and I just ate

More texting ensues for days I tell her over text to prove how good she is at games (the venue I planed on going to is like Dave & Busters)

Feb 12^th

Me: Well lets get that pizza that’s been alluding us for some time J

Me: you could take your anger out on the games, lazy butt ;)

Her: lol you wanted to go to *name of venue* right?

Me: *says their slogan*

Me: that’s of course if you really are good at their arcade games, miss brag a lot (monkey emoji)

Her: lol I’m the best!

Her: But I just found out my fam is bbqing (crying emoji)

I didn’t text her for several days then

Feb 17^th

Me: sends her several texts, one involving peanut butter & jelly*

Me: Sorry been crazy busy the past few days, I wanted to text last night but I crashed as soon as I saw my bae: the bed haha

Her: Lmao ew jelly!

Her: And it’s cool lol, I always chose bae over everything too J

I don’t text back until

Feb 20^th

ME: sends her a meme: you jelly*

Me: Oh I know you choose bae all the time its your default ;P

Me: been super busy :(

She didn't text me back until recently on bumble.

You need to post more detials mang its very hard to determine what type of vibe is going on..

From what I'm reading it appears like you lead the interaction very poorly. First off, when she flakeed you never playfully expressed any dissapproval. Next, some of the texts are generally sucky such as, "When are we doing this robbery after all :D." How about something like, "Sup beb yah still down to rob that pizza shop tonight :)"  "I'm free around 6, what about you" "Ps. Pinapples DO belong on pizza." You need to lead, lead, lead and really nail down a date and time, instead you left it open for her to lead which is not a perticularily good skill of the female sexybots. To make matters worse, you sent that text too late which is again straight up poor leadership. Last, she texted you at the end there and you had some good texts going and you decided to stop replying.

I don't think your text is really the problem, it's pretty high value and creative. You just need to tighten it up and actually add direction to it, you're half-assing it. You're not texting like a dude that expects to meet with her at all.

You need to post more details mang it's very hard to determine what type of vibe is going on..

From what I'm reading it appears like you lead the interaction very poorly. First off, when she flaked you never playfully expressed any dissapproval. Next, some of the texts are generally sucky such as, "When are we doing this robbery after all :D." How about something like, "Sup beb yah still down to rob that pizza shop tonight :)"  "I'm free around 6, what about you" "Ps. Pinapples DO belong on pizza." You need to lead, lead, lead and really nail down a date and time, instead you left it open for her to lead which is not a perticularily good skill of the female sexybots. To make matters worse, you sent that text too late which is again straight up poor leadership. Last, she texted you at the end there and you had some good texts going and you decided to stop replying.

I don't think your text is really the problem, it's pretty high value and creative. You just need to tighten it up and actually add direction to it, you're half-assing it. You're not texting like a dude that expects to meet with her at all.

i thought I put enough to get an idea of where her and I are at. Like i don't want to have to post up the ENTIRE  1-2 months of texting, I find that tedious but that's more or less where me and this chick are at. If the details y'all are looking for are more texts then just say but honestly I think you've already hit it right on the head! 

I can't believe I didn't see it. I think I was just on auto-pilot and not leading and giving her direction. So I basically just left it nuetral and she may have friend zoned my ass. 

I think part of the reason why I half assed the texting with her is because I got frustrated texting her for a long time and wanted to bang her a lot sooner. 

THANKS MEOW!   

Gotta post it's the current texts!

Yah dawg if you were texting her for 1-2 months most likely the leadership wasn't there! :P

That is simply a self sabatoge scenario. You're not giving yourself enough value and therefore not moving in the direction of the meet up when the opportunity arises (or you're not creating your own oportunities). It is going on just below the surface, start paying attention to it. It's a great phase to move through quite honestly because things will be A LOT easier once you are on the other side, you will realize how easy it is to craft something dateworthy and make it happen!

PS. I was doing this like 4-5 months ago and Jihad said something along the lines of, "bro what are you going to do, turn them on over text to the point where they ask YOU out? That's not  gonna happen." then it all clicked.

Is it up yet? P.S. the white mic in the sexual buying temp video is dope.

Been having issues. But lemme tell ya.. think yer gonna like this month's content ;) 

Yeah I used to self-sabotage a lot back in the day like in high school or early college years.

What do you mean by: “You're not giving yourself enough value” you mean like prizing myself?

I believe that I need to push harder and make it happen with this chick. She’s more or less been throwing me alley oops to lead the interaction/ texting therefore probably flacks because my leading is either half assed or not even there.

DUDE I remember that! You were sort of in a dry spell and you didn’t see what you were doing wrong and jihad gave you that and it obviously worked out for you :)

The texting with me and her as of lately, it started on Bumble then moved to texting:

April 11^th

Her: Long lost friend!

Next day

Me: Girl if I was a dog, I would have bite your butt already :P

Her: Lmao what :O

Two days later:

Me: Poke your butt :P (my spirit animal is feisty dog) what’ve you been getting your paws into?

Her: My paws are clean :O

Some days later:

Me: What’re they getting into, not are they dirty lol ;P same number I don’t get on here often

Later that day I realized: why the hell don’t I text her I have her number after all…

Texts her over the phone.

April 17^th

Hey koala bear (koala emoji) sleeping out of your waster hangover :P (I meant to put Easter but autocorrect did me so dirty, hence forth the: waster, don’t know where the fuck it got that word from)

Her: Lol no hangover, but I like naps haha

Two days later

Me: Lol oh you love your naps as if there drugs, you’re addicted ;P

Me: Group Projects can be a pain

Texts me back just before midnight

Her: haha they are my drug!

Her: And groups suck

Her: :P

Yesterday:

Me: the type of drug that’ll knock into the next day ;P

Me: Gosh finally freed up from being busy. Done any “drugs” lately, pun slightly intended HAHA!

After midnight:

Her: Lmao that is true! Haha you’re always busy!

Just before 11:30 pm

Me: Well I’m not the anti-hero that the valley needs, I’m the one that it deserves. (sunglasses emoji)

Me: wbu you still teach/ protect the children?

Her: Lmao the valley don’t deserve shiiiiit! Jk haha. And no not anymore lol

This was all just now.