Walmart Cutie (Falc/Buddha could u critique this?)

@Alex123:
Well what are your logistics here mang. Where can you take her to rail her face

@Alex123:
I'd be like "Is that Child Molester Chesters?? Not really my thing, but hey if it's yours that's cool. ;b"

Lolol. Nice Manwhore.

I forgot to see who is writing this thread before I clicked reply but your doing good and she is really into you. Aslong as you don't say really dumb shit you should be good.

@Sick-Cunt:

LMAO bro apparently i did some dumb shit. And thanks I appreciate u taking the time to post in here.

in my last post the last thing she said was:

her: Ya we could go to Chester's together (then right after she texted:

her: Its super good food :)
me: Haha ok babe
(a lil later)
me: We just got to the bowling alley what r u up to
her: Haha oh gosh anchor lanes? Awesome lol nothing just hanging out with some people
me: Yea its pretty badass lol. It's cooler when we have the night off cuz we can get beer
her: Sounds like a great night..if you had off :) haha
me: Haha yea way to rub it in punk :p
her: :) im sassy
2 hrs later- (11pm) her: I hope you had a fun night :)

8:40 am me: Of course babe. Wouldve been better if you were in it tho :)
2 hrs- her: :) ya it would have been great
2 hrs- me: Youu should send me a sexy pic :))
me: To make my workday better :)
her: Ha not gonna happen alex. Maybe ill talk to you later..maybe not
me: Lmao just figured u could make this painting more exciting
me: No biggie tho


So honestly i figured this girl was pretty into it like you said so she would proly be down with that. Ive asked girls that before after theyve been sending smiley faces in every text and theyve at least sent something even tho it may not have been naked. I think this girl must be conservative and maybe i was interpreting all the smiley faces wrong. Thought she was pretty much DTF. What do yall think?

@Alex123:
Aww man.. don't fall for that it's just a shit test. She's had just as many dicks bouncing off her head as the next girl.

I would have been like "Oh WHAT!? I'm teaching the kids sex ed I need good material"

You didn't fuck up. A girl not sending you pics don't mean she isn't dtf.

What I've seen in the other threads made weeks ago about getting pics is they stop responding after the girl says no and then they get a pic. Seems like it would have worked since she texts you multiple times (instead of waiting for you to text her first) / seems invested.

No biggie tho

Dude that's so fucking funny lol. Fuck I want to be able to respond like this to all BS that girls spew out. That's my fucking goal.

@Alex123:

Ok so I sent this girl a goofy picture of me and my buddy on a golfcart w the caption:
Me: Best day of gerbil hunting I've had in awhile
Her: Why the hell were you hunting gerbils?
Me: They have the best gerbils out here...almost as good as fried porcupine. What'd you do today
Her: Coached a 3 on 3 basketball team got sunburnt and worked till now!
Me: You would get sunburned blondie. Bet ur lookin like one ripe & juicy tomato right now..
Me: You should run some aloe vera on it
Her: Yup with basketball short and cut off t shirt tan lines....sexy! Haha
Me: At 1st I read that as cut off shorts like daisy dukes and was like that does sound sexy...Then I reread it lol
Her: And it turned out i said basketball shorts. Even sexier!
Her: So when are we gonna hang out?
Me: Depends on when I get some time off. I'll let you know when I find out they've been working us like mules
Her: Bummmer

I kinda wana ask for a pic again lol but idk how I should since last time she didn't react to well to that.

Other than that Im gona try to set up a date for Saturday at Chester's maybe? Since she recommended that she'd probly be most comfortable with it an I figure itd be good practice for a common date situation. What do you guys think?

@Alex123:
Geezez christ homeboy. She asked YOU out ;)

@Alex123:
Be like, "Yo show me these sexy new tan lines of yours"

@Manwhore:

Me: how's it going pumpkin
Her: Just got even darker today how are You?
Me:Awesome we just got our campers here and they think I'm cool.
Me: You should show me these new sexy tan lines of yours
Her: Nice and my camera doesnt work
Me: All good beb. Phew *wipes brow*
Me: After hanging w these tikes all day I could use a massage.
Her: I give pretty good ones! I need some aloe!
Me: I would rub that aloe right in. And you could use lotion for me :)
Her: We could do that
Me: Ok muffin my next day off is Saturday how does that sound
Her: I work and I got a party sorry

I feel like these recent texts are lacking personality..

What's up MW

Lol thats funny, just finished watching RSD Foundations for the 1st time (after skipping through a bunch of bullshit in it) and Tyler said about how theres some girls who will be all over you if you are showing you don't want something from them (offering value) and then the second you try to go forward (basically taking some value) they will pull away from you. Like they want to be in control, and looking at the convo thats what she has been doing. She kept changing the topic to what she wants to talk about and that worked in making her even ask you out. But then I noticed when you try to take control she will back off. Thats what it looks like is happening to me but it's just a thought since Tyler didn't really explain that part much.

@Sick-Cunt:
Naw that's not correct. Sure there's a slight lack of personality here but the other thing I saw was you sayin YOU needed a massage, her saying she had aloe, and you saying you'd rub it in.. meaning you'd give HER the back massage. A potentially total flipping of the value here.

@Alex123:
Also the text was "Yo show me those sexy new tan lines of yours." You said, "You should show me these new sexy tan lines of yours"

One is awesome, one is vagina.

Lol fuck this gay earth

Well looks like I wasted like 8 hours of my life to learn pretty much nothing...good thing I didn't buy it lmao.

Naw I just meant in this context. So it's good you learned more about sick-cunts

How come u always gota be right Manwhore lol

Ya I see the difference there one is "please the boss" the other is needy and gay. I knew something wasn't right and looking back on my emotion durin these texts was "playing it safe" feeling instead of being the man.

In terms of the role reversal- I had sent her that she should put aloe on her sunburn in a previous text- so when she said "i need aloe" I interpreted that as her saying "I'll give u a massage and u can rub aloe on my sunburn."

But I guess what you're saying is that I need to keep the Bossdaddy shit going like- "I might bring you sOme if you give me the best massage of my life ;)"

Am thinking in the right direction w that?

What do you think I should send now... I have the night off tonight so if she can chill tonight we could do that

@Alex123:
I'm off tonight. Care to rob a bank? You're driving

Lets rob a bank

lolol

I literally used that line on both of my previous "one-itis" (that I got before starting learning and failed with previously) and both of the girls just opened up. Lets rob a bank is always a winner.

@Sick-Cunt:

5 days since last text (yesterday) i txt-

Me: Whew. Just got done playing "greased watermelon. It's like bball but in the water w a watermelon covered in crisco.
Me: Most tiring thing ever. U should try sometime
5 min Her: I have! At a camp that I went to!
Me: Ohh nice what camp
Her: Spencer Lake
4 hrs Me: The real question is...
Me: Were u lookin this fly at ur camp ;b ? *picture of me in ridiculous yellow bird costume*
7 min Her: I didnt get the picture so idk!
2.5 hrs (im working were not allowed to use our phones) Me: Well what time do you get off work tomorrow shorty. 'cuz dammit I'm off.
Me: Let's rob a bank
1 hr Her: Idk not till late and then hint a party so idk maybe next weekend we can hang


I feel like her buying temp is lower than it was before when she was sending smiley faces in every text and asking me when we were gona hang out. Now shes like
"maybe next weekend we can hang".

I know this is DURRR question and im just gona get told to look at these forums but thats what ive been doing.. How can I amp up my texting so shes excited about texting again?


I'm off on Saturdays and thursday evenings. And by 10 oclock every night were done also. What kind of meetup should I arrange ?

lolol @ randomly adding lets rob a bank

@Alex123:
hint a party? What does that mean. Also can you go to this party? Sounds fun. I want to go!

@Manwhore:

She drunk texts me lastnight at 3am

Her: Heya group of people cam eto chesters which is where i wokr did you come when then? i didnt recognize anyone but i guess my friend said it was countslers

@Alex123:
She sounds real classy.. I would definitely be giving her shit in a half joking way for drunk texting and for being a spaz at texting in general lol

Ya good one.

"Mm girl.. those typos.. so fucking sexy"

@Manwhore:

me: Just for the record that was the best hi 5 ive gotten all week
her: Haha well how many "5"s do you get a week??? :)
me: Haha lots I work at a camp where we sing songs and play games all day
her: Haha :) well sounds like fun
her: How old are you?
me: Ya/im captain of the flag football team so u already know ;)
me: 21 you
her: That's awesome! And im 19
her: Where are you from? Do you go college?
me: Yeaa indiana i go to ____ But thinking bout moving to ____ the girls seem cooler here :)
her: O wait do you go to camp or work there? And no its just me :)
me: Haha I work here andd we'll see ;)
her: Haha well have you ever been to chesters in plymouth?
me: Nah what's that?
her: Its a drive in restaurant that I work at! You should come visit me some time this summer
me: Damn I dont have my car here
me: Maybe theres another way we can hang out
her: Ya we could go to chesters together
her: Its super good food :)
me: Haha ok babe
(a lil later)
me: We just got to the bowling alley what r u up to
her: Haha oh gosh anchor lanes? Awesome lol nothing just hanging out with some people
me: Yea its pretty badass lol. It's cooler when we have the night off cuz we can get beer
her: Sounds like a great night..if you had off :) haha
me: Haha yea way to rub it in punk :p
her: :) im sassy
2 hrs later- (11pm) her: I hope you had a fun night :)

8:40 am me: Of course babe. Wouldve been better if you were in it tho :)
2 hrs- her: :) ya it would have been great
2 hrs- me: Youu should send me a sexy pic :))
me: To make my workday better :)
her: Ha not gonna happen alex. Maybe ill talk to you later..maybe not
me: Lmao just figured u could make this painting more exciting
me: No biggie tho
goofy picture of me and my buddy on a golfcart w the caption:
Me: Best day of gerbil hunting I've had in awhile
Her: Why the hell were you hunting gerbils?
Me: They have the best gerbils out here...almost as good as fried porcupine. What'd you do today
Her: Coached a 3 on 3 basketball team got sunburnt and worked till now!
Me: You would get sunburned blondie. Bet ur lookin like one ripe & juicy tomato right now..
Me: You should run some aloe vera on it
Her: Yup with basketball short and cut off t shirt tan lines....sexy! Haha
Me: At 1st I read that as cut off shorts like daisy dukes and was like that does sound sexy...Then I reread it lol
Her: And it turned out i said basketball shorts. Even sexier!
Her: So when are we gonna hang out?
Me: Depends on when I get some time off. I'll let you know when I find out they've been working us like mules
Her: Bummmer
Me: how's it going pumpkin
Her: Just got even darker today how are You?
Me:Awesome we just got our campers here and they think I'm cool.
Me: You should show me these new sexy tan lines of yours
Her: Nice and my camera doesnt work
Me: All good beb. Phew *wipes brow*
Me: After hanging w these tikes all day I could use a massage.
Her: I give pretty good ones! I need some aloe!
Me: I would rub that aloe right in. And you could use lotion for me :)
Her: We could do that
Me: Ok muffin my next day off is Saturday how does that sound
Her: I work and I got a party sorry

Me: Whew. Just got done playing "greased watermelon. It's like bball but in the water w a watermelon covered in crisco.
Me: Most tiring thing ever. U should try sometime
5 min Her: I have! At a camp that I went to!
Me: Ohh nice what camp
Her: Spencer Lake
4 hrs Me: The real question is...
Me: Were u lookin this fly at ur camp ;b ? *picture of me in ridiculous yellow bird costume*
7 min Her: I didnt get the picture so idk!
2.5 hrs (im working were not allowed to use our phones) Me: Well what time do you get off work tomorrow shorty. 'cuz dammit I'm off.
Me: Let's rob a bank
1 hr Her: Idk not till late and then hint a party so idk maybe next weekend we can hang

Her: Heya group of people cam eto chesters which is where i wokr did you come when then? i didnt recognize anyone but i guess my friend said it was countslers
Me: Your texting is awesome;)
Her: I was very drunk sorry
Me: Yea I can see how was the party? I heard mr. Johnsonville himself made an appearance. (Johnsonville brats dude is famous around here)
Her: Its was good :)
Me: I'm whoopin these kids in toilet tag you should see this shittt
Her: Haha fun :)

4hrs Me: *clowning pic of me as Indian w facepaint*
Her: Haha? Wtf?
Me: We dressup like Indians for campfire 'cuz we r awesome
Her: Awesome!
2 hrs Me: Ya it scares off the tigers & bears. And they especially like girls w sexy cutoff tanlines...
Me: So dont worry punkin stay close n I'll protect you ; )
Her: Haha sounds good :)
45 min Me: That does sound pretty good :) Night Becca
Her: Night



Critique?

@Alex123:
You fucked up my text again dude. I'm trying to help you come off like a fucking panther. You're insisting on cute teddy bear status with no dick. You can skate your way to the meetup the safe way, and yes it might happen, but if you say fuck it, do some new shit, you can see how a new vibe changes the dynamic and greases her pussy for some fast times.

@Alex123:
Still, it's decent texting. You're obviously paying attention to what's going on around here on the forum. At least to a certain extent ;)

Dbl post.

@Alex123: honestly i dont really understand the issue here. Tons of opportunities that you arent capitalizing on. Like dude, ask her when her schedule is free and line up a date already. Lol

@Alex123:

Ya MW I would have used your text if I had seen it but I had already texted by the time u posted that. Believe me I'm trying to grease. I'll just wait next time for u to post.

But how do you think I should arrange a meetup from here?
Like I said we get done working by like 10pm every night- I have thursday evenings off and pretty much all of Saturdays off

On thurs we go bowling so I could invite her to but then we would be in a group instead of just us

You mean that the needs to send more txts with a sexual innuendo type stuff more often?

No, read what I told him to text and read what he actually texted.

When she says "Haha? Wtf?" I'd have been like.. some of the kids got out of hand I had to put on my warpaint and fuck them up."

More aggressive and funny style mean, means more better

@Alex123:
You can always invite her to bowling and lie then take her somewhere else. Good plan

@Alex123:

Ok thanks for pimp advice.

Obviously I should be firm w it then- like
I could change my mind and then be like let's go to your house. ?

I'm not really sure where I should direct her to go cuz I'm not bringing her back to my camp.
As it is my bosses here have brooms in their asses and sand in their vaginas.

And hate me

@Alex123:
Take her on a date to a place with pool then rape her in your car afterwards. Do you have one of those with you at camp? Don't remember. You need to be like.. set on the fact you're fucking. So like.. your mind is always trying to figure out how to make it happen. Right now you're stuck in "where do I take her" mode when it should be in "how do I fuck her" mode.

So you should be like.. hm, where should I take her so I have the best chance at isolating her ANYWHERE afterwards where she can get some D even if it's outside in the bushes.

Yes I've fucked in bushes

@Manwhore:


Man all the good convos I've read on this forum and my texting still sucks balls.

2days
Her: Walking thru camp right now
Me: Ha where
Her: Well im gone now
2days
Me: Sup punk
1.5 hrs her: Laying on the beach you?
Me: Justtt got done playing drip drip splash
Me: What are you up to
Her: Getting my nails done
Me: Sounds like a rough day.
Me: Lmao. Well as it turns out, I have the night off!
Me: Im thinkin we should grab some brewskis to celebrate


Fuck. Last text i sent shouldve been:
Me: I think a celebration is in order.

@Alex123:

This is all goin down right now g's so if you have any advice please help a brotha out

Her: Well maybe but im with the girls as of now

@Alex123:


Her: Well maybe but im with the girls as of now
1hr Me: Ok hangin w my boys too atm. Let's chill later I want to show you my stuffed Safari elephant I made
Her: Haha maybe :)

@Alex123:

Me: We just sat down to dinner...but he won't stop barking and wants to be pet and fed chocolate chip cookies! Any advice?
Her: Who?
Me: Troy the elephant
Her: Are you drunk?

maybe this doesnt fit the vibe i had earlier and thats why shes asking that bt this is my only night off so im just trying to make this work right now

@Alex123:
Youre done here for the time being. This shit is out of wack she's not interested in meeting up beyond having you as an orbitor and she definitely doesnt believe you have a dick. Youre chasing too much. Give it some breathing room come back in 3 weeks to this.

@Manwhore:

LOL it's so fucking annoying when you have a girl into you and then you over-game and weird her out.

Bring back the power OP

@Gogo:

Ok I just texted this girl the other day-

Me: Went to chesters the other day. The cones are huge
her: Nice! And yes did you get food?

didn't text her back because i couldn't think of anything good to say. 2 days later i text her

me: My kids are napping- Major accomplishment *picture of 2 yr olds asleep
-no response, so today i just texted her
me: Lets rob a bank
her: No thanks


Lmao. If any of you have any ideas that would be cool. I feel like I haven't really learned yet how to deal with these negative responses. like shove some negatvity back at her i guess

like "ok ms. grinch. Have fun stealing christmas"

i have no effin clue

@Alex123:

me: Damn. What happened to the cool/fun girl I met. Sad day
her: Died


Hahaha it looks like this girl hates me im at a loss here

edit:

me: K ms. Grinch have fun stealing Christmas.
her: Have fun robbing a bank
me: Don't be a hater it gives you wrinkles
her: I'll keep that in mind

@Alex123:
That grinch line is hilarious good stuff.

K the wrinkles line wasn't a super good move right there but she did give you content. I'd send something like "Ya that's not all I want you to keep in mind." cryptic like whaaaaa.

She might not respond but will definitely still be on the hook. You also don't want to validate a girl's poop frame by calling her a hater (except in special circumstances like the convo that line came from)

@Manwhore:

me: Ya that's not all I want you to keep in mind.
her: ?


hahaha for some reason i find this hilarious

K now send her a picture of you being an awesome dumbass lol

@Manwhore:

Done and done.

her: Lol

Niceee

@Alex123:

me: There she is :p What you got going on today muffin its my day off
her: Work and graduation parties

wtf should i say to get this betch to hangout. I just found out the kitchenboy knows her & he's going to a grad party tonight too. Got his # he said his friend was going to give him details about whats going on after.

so i could be like, "Just found out you know shane, he works in the kitchen" but i don't really know what that's doing for me, other than making it look like Im trying to connect myself to her any way possible.

She's lol'd at my picture and is responding but I doubt shes going to cancel plans to chill with me....unless I can become part of her plans........ via the kitchenboy muahahah!!! >:)