Walmart Cutie (Falc/Buddha could u critique this?)

@Alex123:

This is getting sad. Next time listen when someone gives you advice. Manwhore gave you sick lines and you chose to apply a chode filter to them. As you found out it doesn't work.

Live and learn. I'd stop texting her. You are investing way to much time/energy thinking about this chick.

@HUNTER:

Thanks for the negativity bro. Extremely helpful.

Trust me im not expending much energy on her buddy.

^ Lol!

Ya you should be showing up to this graduation party regardless. Fuck the one slut go for them all

@Manwhore:

her: Did you serve or see the vollrath family last night? For the prie rib dinner?
me: No why
her: Never mind


any ideas on how to make her wet?

Fuck ya.. she just gave you a bunch of context. Use it

Ya girl.. I served them prime rib. But that's not all I served them. I gave them the magic mike delight. All up in that place.

@Manwhore:

me: Ya girl.. I served them prime rib. But that's not all I served them. I gave them the magic mike delight. All up in that place.
her: What? But you said you didnt serve them lol do you even know who they are?
me: Yeah they love me. They said we would make beautiful babies.
her: Who?
me: Us hon
her: I can guarantee they didnt say that
me: Maybe they did, maybe they didn't. But with your pretty eyes and my chiseled biceps....
me: We might have the next "Alexander the great' in our hands. Names after moi ;b
her: Do you even remember what color my eyes were??? Ha!
me: A really pretty blue I'd like to see them again
her: Haha you are acting so weird. You werent like this in the store
me: Lmao im not; I was saying we should hang out im saying the same thing now
me: If by weird u mean sexy as FUCK then yes u might be on to something.
her: Ya but your being super obnoxious and kinda douchey...lik just ask me if you wanna hang out
me: Uhm... Ok do u wana hang out
her: Ya :) maybe! Thanks for asking
me: Lmao maybe? Im leaving town super soon. Tonight's like the last time I have free
her: Ahh seriously? My friend and i have plans already but she frequently ditchs me so ill let you know if i can


.............lol can anyone tell me what is going on here? Its kind of frustrating that she's making it sound like all I had to do this whole time was just "ask if you wana hang out". Because it seemed to me like if I had done that at several points during the interaction when I wanted to, she either would have ignored my text, or given me a "No thanks" like she did when i asked if she wanted to rob a bank. Like i feel like the only way i could get her responding was if I acted "douchey" in my texts just now. I did what I thought would work and it seemed like it kind of did lol. 'cuz this is the most interaction ive had with her in over a month.

Any insight here?

Well this is a big ass window you opened up with your supposedly obnoxious and douchey texting.

I would just tell her it's her turn to ditch her friend to go hang out with a hot douchey guy! This is her last chance you promise she will love it

@Manwhore:

Me: Your turn to ditch, beb, so u can hang out with a hot douchey guy! It's your last I promise you will love it
her: Im working now sorry
me: Chesters or what
her: Yup come in
me: I might what time are u off
her: Idk maybe 830 or 9 but thats when im hanging with my friend
me: lmao... well im not coming there to wait outside your order window like your puppydog until your friend gets you. If I come over there I want some chill time, I told you it's gona be awesome
her: O well

lmao fuck this bitch. No ideas here boys, unless someone wants to step in

Just lightly insult her in ways to insinuate it's the reason why she wont hang out

@Manwhore:

11pm
me: Youre just scared of douches babe. Sry its too much for your lil heart to handle