Alright.. let's get some text game threads and online convo threads going.. POST YOUR CONVOS UP, standing by to help out

Wa wa wa. Nobody? Lol 

I have text convos but I executed them BEFORE reading any of that, therefore no point of posting them. 

Gonna read that shit and execute once I get some fresh leads. 

Also. Just read the rules and I’m surprised by having to have proper spelling and grammar. Also about talking about real shit. I know guys who are INCREDIBLE at text game who purposely misspell words and are never serious.  They use as few words are possible and basically just make every move count.

Hmmmm. Let’s try it your way. 

Yeah naw that's all right on I've got friends that do the same and done plenty of it myself. "Minimalist" text game does work, but most of the time not in a vacuum, e.g. your buddies have all sorts of other shit going on so texting just becomes a way of affirming how fucking cool they are so to speak. But I was dealing with guys in the community that were acting retarded, completely losing the meaning of their texts because they weren't even hooked on fonix it was just some dumb shit. 

Well, I actually am retarded. I’m trying to figure out how to upload a screenshot still lol. Did the [img] tag thing but doesn’t work. 

So... this was a girl i met off bumble and we had a date lined up for tonight. Called her at noon and we talked, all good, i get this message about 3 hours before she is supposed to meet up and i fucked things up. Thankfully, i had some rebound support, so we back. 

Her: Hey, I’m so so sorry but my dad just called me and told me that my grandma just had a stroke for the second time and I’ve been crying and I’m so upset. I’m going to see if i can fly home to see her because things are not looking good

Me: Oh wow beb, I’m extremely sorry to hear that. I totally understand, i hope she pulls through ok

Me: have you had any luck finding flights

Her: I’m so sorry! Please dont be mad! My family wants me to just fly back on Thursday and stay the weekend and just be with her

Me: Dont apologize, how could i possibly be mad about that. I just hope you get back ok and get to spend time with her and your fam (giant fuck up on my part, first time I’ve been hit with this before)

Her: Thank you so so much, i really appreciate it. 

Me: Of course, safe travels, we will talk sook

1 hour 20 mins later

Her: I’m gonna go home next weekend so if you wanna stick with today we can or can just do something when I’m back 

Me: I’m still good for today, I’m actually on my way home now 

Her: Okay!

Me: Ok cool, (insert location) is directly next to (location), its a free parking structure. Cya soon :)

Her: See ya soon!

Her: what do you wanna do

Me: Head here and then lets walk to get some smoothies... unless it keeps raining, ill drive is. (Another giant huge error which undid my entire week of texting momentum)

1 hour later

Me: Damn girl.... you must have done your rain dance (it was a fucking monsoon)

45 mins later

Me: this is no time to be doing your nails 

20 mins later

Me: This little girl game here is an attitude ill never tolerate. When i make plans with a girl to come over at 6 i expect that she shows up, or at least has the decency to text me like a grown woman. Ghosting is rude bitch behavior and totally out of line 

4 hours later

Her: OMG, I’m so so so sorry i passed out as soon as i got home and slept through my alarm ;/

Me: Maybe i shoulda lit your bed on fire, see if that worked. Lame 

Her: omg stop

me: Get your ass over here before i light this smoothie place on fire

Me: No fuggin excuses. And you better wear something sexy so we match

her: What are you doing tomorrow, I’m working from home tomorrow 

Me: Batman shit. Get over here NOW

Her: Let’s go to (place with rhino in the name) or (place) to do food truck Friday’s 

Me: ain’t no one got time for rhinos, overweight unicorns 

Me: Where are you. I’m coming over. You better have peanut butter n jelly, I’m hungry

Her: I haven’t been to either of those places yet tho

Me: Look, i wont judge you for smoking crack, just hide your pipe. I’m all scrubbed out right now, so dont judge me lol

Me: Where’s your place at 

Post it to imgur then just use the lil Image icon to post the link. Choose the dimensions if you want. 

You made that last one two separate texts? They were supposed to be together

Jon you been writing slicks texts at the end or..?

cause im seeing a lot wrong with the way he handled this girl ghosting and flaking him

Ha! Yeah absolutely. Some of those early ones are pretty terrible

Yea Slickk, this was all very bland, no wonder she slept and flaked you. I took a nap before finishing reading those texts lol

More so, she flaked and all you sent was ONE text about how shitty that is? Then you got all fired up to get her to your place just after? C’mon man where was the making her feel bad part, or the part where she must make this up to you with bj sandwich or your little love story was through, atleasts make her feel like a terrible human being damn you started chasing right back after her. Ofcourse she isnt gonna take you seriously and try to reschedule at a later time. She’ll just flake again or like she did stop all together

yep, that all makes sense. I realized what happened when I was taking with MW about it. Basically, for the last week I had the fun scenarios established, we had a sexual vibe going etc. then... when she brings up her grandma I went into total HR mode. It’s a default of mine and for whatever reason I thought that this was somehow an exception  

edit: Actually, Jihad, i lied. Can you please give me examples of two things so I can better understand your point

1. What else would you have said between the “no time to be doing your nails” and the block text that i sent?

2. Also, can you help me understand what you might have done once she kept responding to to help drag her through it more and make her feel bad

Slick she reply yet?

nope 

Coming soon. Shit bugging out 

Holy shit Ha! Can you imagine being the chick getting these texts, I'd be so tripped out 

Hahaha we went from "how could I ever be mad" to "get over here before I light this smoothie place on fire" 

in all honesty the second half was legit as fuck, it's just so incongruent with the first half that you gotta land like the Tripple barrel backflip into the splits to pull it off lol 

You can get this tho like did you see how compliant she got so quickly? This chicks a people pleaser bruh so I think the second more authoritative approach is the right move here

Update, she likes the games lol

her: sends Snapchat if her drinking rose 

me: (2 hours later, which we did discuss was prob a touch late on my part) Got a skimpy outfit to go with that bottle you’re sipping?

me: I’m bored, let’s get drunk and watch seduce street reruns. You still haven’t told me where you lived 

nothing until 2:30, which is about 10 mins after I was passed out

her: video snap of her at home with the caption of “why so creeps always hit on me when I go to the bar”

seduce street? 

Ohhhhh deeenng! When it rains it pours over here

lol, I actually sent her sesume street. When I typed it here it auto corrected to seduce street (which in itself is kind of fucking hilarious) but it wouldn’t let me edit.

Haha yeah that's all legit criticism except there are a few pertinent details left out here. First of all this girl's been sending slick daily videos of her in her panties or otherwise similar, for what, over a week now Slick? So yeah lots of investment. His mistake was the shit "nice guy at work texts" about her grandma. Fuuuck. Like don't get me wrong show some sympathy, but don't be all gay about it :p. (I stand by my proper use of that term) 

And yes you're right, him and I talked about his "block" text there where he essentially socially exiled her from his life. I told him instead to guilt and bait for sexual complicity. A bit of a manipulative tactic, but hey, at least it's romantically ethical. ;) But in this case it was a bit too late for that. Slick got the text from her 4 hours later about sleeping thru her alarm in the middle of session and that's where I took over. I did a bit of a mix 'n match of "S&S" and "F&F"

And yeah, he fucked up when he separated those last two texts. Semi-ducked the vibe. What an a-hole ;)

Gotchuuu, hm thats confusing.

Looking at this, even though she responded 4hrs later I still would’ve baited her into some complicity sexually. I would’ve also tried to of made it happen that very day.

Although that block text, i wouldnt of ever sent.

So you’re saying the timeline of the bait and guilt was over at that point?

to clarify, this was on the same day. Timeline was, we were suppose to meet at 6, she ghosts. She hits me back at like 9:30 while I’m still on with MW and the goal was for me to go over that right then. 

Lesson learned on the punishment block text, I see now the big missed opportunity on that one. 

She he didn’t respond to the two texts I sent last night but like I was saying above I got a snap last night from her st 2:30, and another one about 20 mins ago. Holding on response at this point though to figure out where we can take this lol

Full Example from start to meetup.

Example of Silly/sincere from one of the links Manwhore posted - this is the right way to be a "nice" guy. That "I'm so sorry about your grandma" stuff was cringe - go more this direction if you see yourself inching closer to that friendly zone. 

I've heard people say, "OMG SILLY SINCERE IS SO EASY EVEN A MONKEY COULD DO IT"... completely false -laughably so. Doing this shit correctly takes practice in how words work together and a whole lot of empathy. The empathy piece is what like 99.9% of the guys in the community who haven't had coaching from Manwhore get wrong - shit can get real weird real quick with this...  if you don't know what you're doing or don't check yourself you'll quickly find yourself talkin bout nurf guns, rainbows and sugar cane robberies without realizing that there's a mission here LOL

Me: -Buddha

Me: :)

her: Hi :)

her: how's your week going so far

Me: So are we just gonna do an absurd amount of emojis now- like that's our thing lol 

Me: I think I def started it

Me: :)

Her: smileyemoji u did

Her: But I smile a lot I've been told so it translates into text hahahaha

Me: Pfft please you better have a cute smile then 

Me: Ha!

Her: Lolz oh the pressure now 

Her: It's more because it's been a reflex resulting from moving to countries where I didn't know the language as a kid

Her: Smiling and nodding lol

Me: inserted picture of gross old man smiling

Her: How did u get that image? I thought I deleted that from my profile monkeyemoji

Me: LOL Fuck you! Totally just made me spit out my water ya punk 

Her: Sorry not sorry...not my fault u can't handle your water weirdemoji

Me: Please... I've been swimmin since I was a lil tadpole - water is the last of my worries 

Her: Right... it's the swallowing part 

Her: winkiemoji

Her: Okay sorry I'll stop haha 

Me: Maybe I should be asking you that question missy!

Me: sunglassesemoji

Her: I have no problems drinking and swallowing water in the ordinary course of business, thank you very much lol

Her: How's ur pup? Fully recovered from being chocolaty wasted?

Me: Leave it to a lawyer to twist words like that - tisk tisk 

Her: I don't know what you mean ;)

Me: Lol you can plead the fifth for now

Me: He's back to being his obnoxious old self again. He's an asshole but I suppose he just takes after his dad 

Her: *sends pic of her current study material*

Her: Hahaha how accurate lol you must be a mind reader... I'm currently studying 5th amendment rights for the bar lolol 

Her: Apple never falls far from the tree... in this case bone? 

Her: What's his name?

Me: omg you just can't stop but I'm ignoring that one

Ne: Dustin :)

Her: That's a cute name

Me: Obviously... I named him

Her: I had another one but I will let it go... sorry it's the being a hermit for 8 hours a day thing so my brain embraces and avenue for some laughter or non law related topic lol

Her: How's your week going?

Me: Aw, poor law student cooped up studying all day. omg what are you tryna do here! 

Her: Obviously fishing for pity and compliments duh 

Her: JK

Her: No longer a law student thank you 

Her: winkiemoji

Me: Idk if pity and compliments are my strong suit but I'm pretty badass in general so we can figure something out 

Me: Ya congrats on graduating :)

Her: Hahah I'll take the badassness into consideration in my assessment plus the timely offer of a deadly accurate picture of my smile smileyemoji got some brownie points there for sure

Her: And thank you :)

Me: Oh so you're baking me brownies now? Really hope you know what you're doin ;)

Me: But I will say for someone locked up all day that's a pretty compelling opening statement 

Her: Haha sorry to disappoint... I've never ever made brownies. Not that I'm opposed but my mom didn't like us in the kitchen. Though I've picked up cooking I have yet to bake something 

Her: Hahah look at you and your legalese lol I'm full of compelling statements winky+smiley emojis

Me: I'll be the...judge... of that missy 

Me: So what.. since you're locked up all day do I gotta just march over there and physically destroy this ball and chain in order to set you free for a night 

Her: Something along those lines... my hero 

Her: Lol

Me: So where is this doungeon 

Her: In Berkeley haha

Her: Of all places... I know

Me: I always knew the whole hippie thing was just a front 

Her: Lol! U were on to them his whole time

Her: My sister is coming up tomorrow to visit me for the weekend haha but I may be able to shake my shackles off for Tuesday?

Me: Cool I'll text ya Monday see if we're both recovered from the weekend :)

Her: Sounds good weirdemoji

Her: How was ur weekend? 

Me: Awesome- put my pup in the bat mobile and cruised down to pismo beach 

Me: They let you out to play?

Her: Yes, haha but now I'm hustling to catch back up (face palm emoji) this whole working harder to play a little is not my cup of tea

Her: Is it dog friendly? That's fun, I've never been down there though I've driven by a lot lol

Me: Oh, well yeah beb, It's cause I wasn't there. We'll make sure you get the right kinda tea with just enough sugar and you can bring a lil spice but no need for the nice ;) (Thisbtext was so bad. Totally missed on what I was tryna do on this one. Didn't check the rhythm before I sent it)

Her: Hah! Who said anything about being nice? 

Her: Also- very corny on your part (Double emoji)

Me: Ha! Shut up ya dork- I got a nerf gun with your name on it if you're not careful lol 

Her: Lolol I'm scared...really know how to make a girl go weak in the knees 

Me: Uhm, yeah I mean never really struggled too much with that last piece :) 

Me: Don't be scared - I'm saving the serious stuff for when I needta pull out the whiffle bat on those hippies!

Her:  Lol again, my hero... (upside down smiley emoji)

Her: So what's your battle plan?

Me: Well I'm gonna need to do some surveillance to start- where in Berkeley should I be takin the bat mobile? 

Her: Depends what kind of surveillance you have in mind haha

Me: Ha! Low key - just enough to know what I'm gettin myself into ;) 

Her: Hmm local small pub or new craft beer bar that has games and stuff? I'll give you two options haha 

Her: The graduate or cornerstone if you want to do some preliminary research winkeyemoji 

Me: I already know you can hold a conversation - the real test is how well you throw down in a game of connect 4

Her: Haha you're on

Her: I'll hopefully shake these shackles off by 7ish

Me: Oh boy I hope they don't leave a scar! I'll need to do a thorough medical inspection to ensure there's no permanent damage ;) 

Her: Cause you are fully qualified? ;)

Her: As a medical expert that is

Me: Lol! Pfft I think we both know I'm plenty qualified ;)

Her: lol confident are we?

Me: We wouldn't be having this conversation if I wasn't :)

Me: Plus, I took a CPR course sophomore year of high school and spent that summer tearin up the diving board, even told a few kids not to run! 

Her: Then definitely qualified for our purposes. 

Her: Very valuable skills and assertion of leadership... stop turning me on (upside down smiley emoji)

Me: I'm in control of all aspects of my life but thats the one thing I can't seem to reign in...

Me: What do you suggest we do about it  : /

Her: Lol oh man...the struggle. What a problem to have. I'm sure we can brainstorm something. You know me just getting a degree in problem solving and all

Her: And your medical expertise (cryinglaughing emoji)

Me: Mm don't worry beb, no degree necessary. I've heard there are some simple remedies for this exact predicament we find ourselves in ;) 

Her: Oh haha def not worried. I'm sure I'll find out what they are. Perhaps another one of your expertise

Her: can we make it 7:30..still working on some stuff :(

me: if by working on some stuff, you mean picking out just the right outfit to duly impress me with then I can give ya a pass this time ;)

her: (sends a pic of her homework)

her: Hah!

Her: I don’t need that much time for that ;)

Me: True - less is more they always say :)

Her: Lol in that case I’ll make sure to take my mask off (silly emoji)

(at this point I’m driving over)

Me: Just the mask.. gawd you’re such a tease ;)

Her: But you like that

(Got there at this point)

Fuck Slickkkk I edited that comment I had much cooler things to right. Ignore that question MW lol

In essence i agree w MW. 

Love that txt thread Buddha. Delicious stuff. My dog’s name is Buddha. He slays the little poochies out here

Yo for that grandma shit here’s what I would’ve sent Slick

”Aw damn srry to hear beb that’s always a bitch to go through. Went through w my own gram gram. Hope it all works out. ”

^And that’s it, just relate and keep it short n sweet. You were really overt. After her response to that I’d start tailoring the vibe back up to being playful and change her mood. You want to sympathize but not let her stay in that place. 

Next up would be something along the lines of

”Does she make amazing cookies?”

And start to shift the convo and vibe away from it.

”Yea thats one thing i hated about gram gram. ‘Store bought betty crocker does NOT count you vile woman!’ Lol”

Word, that all makes sense, thanks for the feedback 

”Yea thats one thing i hated about gram gram. ‘Store bought betty crocker does NOT count you vile woman!’ Lol”

lol this is great - you'll prob see this popping up in text threads I post in the near future. 

Great way to steer it out. 

Well, I fucked up again on this txt string. But it’s all about the struggle so I’m sharing to point out what not to do and also to get advice on how to save this via phone 

after the above texts on Thursday, this picks back up friday

her: sends me snap of her sitting at home sipping rose 

me: got a skimpy outfit to go along with that rose you’re sipping?

me: I’m bored let’s get drunk and watch sesume street reruns. You still haven’t told me where you lived 

no response 

next day

her: sends me a mirror selfie in her yoga pants after her workout with her ass sticking out 

her: sends me another vid saying “so excited to day drink

i didn’t respond to any of these as I was out with another girl and I felt like I needed to stop getting caught in that trap 

Sunday:

her: hahahah oops my bad just saw this

me: too bad ray Charles, I dominated some sesume street

me: never seen more hippies in one place than I go saw at *location*... Woodstock 2018

her: yeahhhh *location* is filled with hippies!!

me: good time though, perfect day for it. How was the game 

her: the weather this weekend has been great!

her: the game was good, they actually won!

me: yep, def helps 

me: what are u doin tonight beb, lifetime movies and yer grannie panties 

her: nope

me: it wasn’t a yes or nope question 

her: so annoying 

me: go back to bed 

her: don’t be mean 

me: you have to earn nice, you beautiful wench. Sleeping through alarms won’t earn you any points with me (so pissed at myself for this, had no business includinf beautiful wench. That was clearly some inner beta at play because I somehow felt bad for giving her shit. Fuggg)

her: I’m going through some stuff okay 

I didn’t respond to the last part, she has snapped me multiple selfies of her at work / gym today 

“What are you doing tn lifetime movies or yer granny pnties”

Cmon man haha. That doesn’t have much sense to it. It kind of triggered her the wrong way. It was really down hill from there.

Are these selfies mass selfies? That’s what it seems like so I wouldn’t pay any heed to those as anything really. Just her seeing where she can get validation from this day lol.

This isn’t dead. Lets work with her “going through stuff” pff lol

Me: What do you mean ‘stuff’ princess, don’t girls just go shopping and all there problems magically disappear? :p

Wtf..? Mass selfies? 

Jihad *their*

Ok so I’ve taken some pages from other guys books. I realized that while my text game isn’t BAD, guys who act like total happy PHAGGOTS 

get better results. Usually this is just done with adding “?!?!?” and not having perfect grammar and spelling. I feel my style came across as too serious and not stimulating enough so I’m trying this out. So far it works very well. Also, less word the better.

Now, there’s a chick I noticed on fb. Never met her. She responds pretty fast. She’s just kinda dumb so I have to actually keep up with her retardedness. I THINK I got pretty far but let’s hear some opinions. 

Me: I’m sorry 

Girl: ?

Me: That I haven’t said hi yet.

Me: How rude 

Girl: Oh. Lol. No problem.

Girl: I haven’t either. I been distracted by trying to sleep and food. 

Me: Daaaaaaammmmnn giiirllll!!!! What did you 

eat lol! 

Me: You make it sound like you ate everything

Girl: No....just a whole box of cereal.

Me: Awwww lol 

Girl: Lol. Yeah. 

Me: Which one? 

Girl: Frosted Flakes.

Me: Haaaaannnnn 

Girl: Lol.

Me: Haaaaann. IM a fan of cereal. Which is your favorite one as a kid?!?!?

Girl: Frosted Flakes and rice crispies.

Me: Omg. 

Me: Love rice crispies.

Me: LOVE em. 

Me: Let’s have rice crispies over candles tonight lmfaooo

Me: You smoke!?, drink!?, drug!?, how do you turn up!?!?

Girl: Lol. What?

Me: ^

Me: Which part don’t you get babygirl. I shall clear it up

Girl: Lol. Maybe not tonight, but I smoke and drink and “turn up”.

Me: Haaaaaannnn

Girl: Lol.

Me: What do you drink?

Me: Dont say “water” 

Girl: Probably better that I don’t drink right now, I’ve been having stomach issues lately. Probably because of stress. I usually drink vodka, though. 

Me: I hear you!!! Yeah it’s not REQUIRED to drink ya know!? Always time for that later 

Me: Sorry to hear you been stressing!!! Maybe if you feel better tonight or sometime this week we can hang! Sometimes it’s good to meet new ppl and just have someone there ya know!???

Me: Knock Knock 

Girl: Yeah. Sure. Let’s hang soon. Where are you usually?

Me: I’m all over. My boys got a bar in queens shit is lit I’m there from time to time will be more im the summer, but I’m usually in all the 5 boros and Long Island. Lately I been on my Manhattan shit tho haaaaaannn

Girl: I’m usually in the Bronx for my grandmother. 

Me: Ok cool. Yeah I can definitely pick you up one of these dayss no prob 

Girl: Travelings not too much of a problem for me.

Me: I’ll keep that in mind baby. One day maybe I can’t drive and you can come here 

Girl: Sounds cool.

Me: I like that though. You like to travel!?!?

Girl: Lmfaoo. I meant like I don’t mind traveling far.

Me: I know baby. I was tryna be funny. See it made you laugh though :D 

Me: You’re so cute 

Girl: Thanks. I think so too sometimes. 

Me: What days are you usually free Ms.OnlyCuteSometimes?!?

Girl: Any day. I keep a flexible schedule most of the times. You’re a sweet talker. Do you eat a lot of sweets?

Me: Nah not really? I think I fell into a pile of sugar as a baby tho lol

Girl: Interesting.

Girl: What’s up? How are you, though? 

Me: I was doing good. Better now that I’m talking to you love. Too bad I gotta go right now. Gotta register myself for somethings I gotta do money wise but I’ll hit you up baby and we’ll continue this pleasant convo. I’ll hit you up In a few hours

Girl: Cool, cool. 

Girl: Be safe.

4 hours later:

Me: Aw thank you! Just saw this lol 

Me: How tall are you btw!?!?

Girl: Why? 

Girl: 5’1”

Me: Just curious 

Me: I like them short

Girl: Interesting.

Me: Lol. A lot of guys do

Girl: Still interesting.

Me: Lol :D. Okay baby 

Girl: You should stop calling me pet names.

Girl: I forgot to tell you before, but, it makes me uncomfortable.

Me: You shoulda called it out earlier when I first did it. I thought you were okay with it. 

Me: Got it. Cool

Girl: I didn’t mean to be rude, I just make it a rule because it makes me uncomfortable

Me: Nah all good Ava. I like your real name anyway

Me: Although I meant no harm by saying all that other stuff

Girl: Avas actually not my real name.

Me: “interesting” lol.

Me: Lol

Girl: (Weird ass rabit fb sticker where it’s snickering)

Me: What is it?!?

Girl: it’s interesting 

Me: Ok

Girl: Is (My real name) yours?

Me: Yeah. Facebook forced me to use my real name

Me: They wanted ID and everything

Girl: Dead ass?

Girl: Oo. I made my account when I was 13.

Me: Yep. I was using my street name before.

Girl: Wait no. This one was made last year.

Girl: Oh. Nice.

Me: Fuck Facebook tho it’s getting corny I’m bout to bounce off it

Me: But I met you so I’ll stay a bit

Girl: You got an Instagram? You don’t have to stay ‘cause of me 

Me: And your name sounds like a real name. That’s why they didn’t try to make you change it

Me: It actually sounds like a pornstar name lol no offense. It’s amusing. And “interesting”

Me: I have IG but I’m staying until they really piss me off

Me: My IG is like dead. I don’t use it. I’ll just text you on your number. It’s not like it’s not on here lol 

Girl: it’s my real alias. I’ve had this name as my internet identity for a very long time. 

Me: Cool. You don’t gotta tell me your real name now if you don’t want to lol

Girl: It’s not biggie. My first name is Amanda. 

Me: I actually don’t want to pressure you in any way. I’m just a guy trying to have fun in life and get to know you 

Girl: My middle name is actually the same as the one on here.

Me: If you’re like that too it’s cool.

Girl: I really don’t mind. Lol.

Girl: I’m the same way. 

Me: Ok because now the pet name thing got me thinking I gotta treat you like glass lol

Me: But it’s just the pet name thing I see. You’re actuslly cool

Me: Amanda? Awww. Sweet

Me: I like the fact you’re bisexual. I get along with bi chicks way more than just straight chicks.

Me: Any particular kind of girl you like?

Girl: Very cool. 

Girl: I always had a lot of guy friends. So yeah. I’m cool. 

Girl: And no. I’m pretty much mostly into all personality. 

Me: What kinds of personalities do you feel drawn to?!?

Girl: Cool ones. Down to earth. Chill.

Girl: Fun? Happy?

Girl: Not sure how to explain it (laughing emoji)

Me: Nah I feel you. No worries!!!

Girl: How old are you by the way?

Me: I know the type. I love those girls. They’re like mad happy and fun, but also chill and adventurous and maaaad cool. I’m attracted like CRAZY to that.

Me: Just turned 30 on the 27th. Straight Taurus

Me: Back to those girls though. Yeah I can be mad attracted physically but if they turn out to not be the type personality wise....

Me: Benditooo....

Me: My dick will not work for them. I might as well say goodbye and keep it moving. Useless at that point!!!!!!!

Girl: I’m turning 18 this month.

Me: Nice! Taurus or what!?!?

Girl: I’m a Gemini. 

Me: Oh oh. Danger 

Me: Lol

Girl: (weird snickering fb sticker again)

Girl: You get 2 sides for the price of 1.

Me: Hey as long as you don’t disrespect me I’m good. Be who you are 

Me: Yooooo

Me: We gotta chill thoooo

Me: Like soon

Girl: Lol. Sure. Soon

Me: If we get along and have that chemistry we can hunt us down a hot, cool and fun chick that we both like 

Me: You ever hunted with a dude before?!?

Me: Mad fun yo 

Girl: I have. It is fun.

Girl: I want to find out if we can be friends first, though.

Me: Of cooourrrrsseee. Without that there’s nothing!!!

Me: I mean, if we don’t get along like that how we gonna get the girl wet?!? Lol

Me: Don’t nobody want that awkward shit around them

Girl: Lmfao: Very true.

Me: Fucking fighting and shit lol

Me: Yo id have to already have fucked your cute little ass a few times first anyway. Baby steps. Chemistry comes with both friendship and physicality. Baby steps. I’ve tried picking up girls with girls I haven’t fucked yet. Doesn’t work out. We need that sexual link

Me: Omg it’s so nice out?!?!? I’m about to meet up with my homegirl

Me: But great talking to you!!! I’ll hit you up!

Girl: Lol. Okay. 

Me: Time to go out and play

Girl: Ye.

Now. I added this girl randomly two days ago. She just broke up with her man and is cry Nt all day long on fb about it. Figured I’d hit her up. I think she might get back with him soon so I’m working fast. She seems kinda like the type to be highly dramatic like that. Also like a big slut.

17 is legal here and as a matter of fact I want to bang her young slut ass. Is this good text game or did I fuck up somewhere? Should I keep hitting her up here and there til meet up? Do you guys see any loopholes or vulnerabilities I didn’t exploit properly? I can’t meet tomorrow busy, Thursday is best. Don’t wanna make plans in advance just gonna hit her up Thursday’s as per usual. 

By making her take the train she will be investing big time. If I pick her up I will have more control though. If I make her take the train and then scoop her up from station, then have a bit of fun and try for the lay back home that might work. 

What say you fellas?!?

Alright, this is a new girl i matched w/ on tinder sunday night, start to present 

Me: Skittles or M&Ms (thanks guys btw, this shit gets wayyyy better response rate than what i was sending 

Her: Peanut M&Ms (angel smiley)

Her: You ready for work tomorrow? 

Me: Good answer beb... if you said skittles i would have judged you, haha

Me: although i’m Peanut butter M&M man myself 

Her: Skittles had their time and place.... just not at the top of anyone’s list

Me: Yep, not anyone i wanna essage at least. I’m ready, just watching some Westworld, getting things set 

Me: What fun stuff did you do this weekend (for some reason i kind of like saying “fun stuff” i feel like its an easy way to make her qualify)

Her: Gosh, this weekend was pretty relaxed. Tried a new place Friday over on X street, spent Saturday by the pool and today i did absolutely nothing (smiley)

Her: You do anything fun??

Me: Damn.. you party animal

Me: You get a good tan at the pool? I was at mine this weekend and it looked like like the cast of Casper (smiley)

Her: LOL! I get some pretty good sun on my patio so i had a base going. I didnt take the award for glow in the dark but the contest was stackeddd 

I fell asleep, next day 

Me: Ha - good to know 

Me: They reserved me the whole apartment pool today, came down on my lunch to devour this sandwich and soak up these rays 

Her: All by yourself? Idk if thats fun or boring haha

Her: Wait, how did you get them to reserve the entire thing for you, do you own it?

Me: I was joking beb, keep up girl (wink face)

Her: Lol oh! Damn! That’s what i got for messaging and driving. Going to see my customer in Atlanta 

Me: That sounds awful 

Her: Why aren’t you working 

Me: I’m a consultant, so my schedule is all over the place

Her: Ahhh, what kind of consultant

Me: I consult couples of 80 on how to keep it spicy in the bedroom 

Her: Wow, bet you get great discounts at the sex stores

Me: Perks of the job lol

Her: Thats my plan tomorrow, pool day!!!!!!

Her: Somehow i’m Scheduled to be home all week (like 8 freaking emojies)

Me: Damn nice you usually work remote

Her: I do, yep, i travel some for work, but I’m based out of the house 

Me: Good, you’re nice and close so you can bring me over peanut butter M&M’s

Me: I hate messaging on here, shoot me a text and we can plan our pool party 

—�Date Setup—�

Me: Yo, hows the ATL treating yah?

Her: not too bad, just got home actually 

Me: Damn, busy bee. Sounds like you need to kick up them feed and relax 

Her: You got it! The rest of my week is really chill

Me: what are you doing tomorrow beb

Her: Laying in the sun! Zero meetings planed, maybe an hour of work to get done then I’m soaking up some SUNNN

Me: mmm, my kind of day 

Me: Well since you’re probably gunna turn into red lobster from all that sun, how about we grab some ice cream tmrw night to cool down

Her: Awwww yess!!!

Her: negative on the lobster tho, no faith! (I rock spf 4) (smiley)

Me: SPF 4? That sounds like the sketchy stuff they sell at the dollar store (smiley)

Her: Eye roll

Her: Are you gunna tell me what you really do:

Me: Sales manager for a consulting firm, i oversee a team of people that handles all day to day operations 

Her: ic

Me: yep, advising old people is just a hobby (wink face)

Her: LOL

Me: I’m gunna shower up and grab some early zzzz’s, shoot me yer number and ill text you to plan our ice cream adventure

Her: sends number

This morning,switching to text

Me: hey miss pool side, its slick 

Me: You catching any sun yet

Her: Morning! Not quite yet, work is Holding me hostage (face palm) 

Me: Bummer! When you escaping

Her: 10 mins! Ok maybe 30

Her: It’s not hard to escape, i just walk away from my laptop and head downstairs, but its so HARD

Me: What’s so HARD about it? You forced to put on pants or something (smiley)

Her: no no, its hard walking away from owrk

Me: I can relate, I’m leading 2 implementations right now so i go into my bat cave and dont peak my head up for hours

Me: Pic of my lake view over lunch

Her: where r u

Me: Client campus in (city). Solid lunch views (sunglasses emoji)

Me: Do you think your burnt bum bum will be good to grab some ice cream at 7

Her: Yep, getting crispy (smiley)

Me: Enjoy! I live in at kid paradise. 3 ice cream shops all within 5 blocks lol

Me: Lets plan on meeting in (my neighborhood) and we can walk to snag some 

Her: oh yeah, I’m crispy 

Me: light brown or extra crispy 

Her: light brown

Me: Good, no red kool-aid girls allowed (wink face)

Me: just getting home beb, shoot you a call soon to figure out the plan

Her: Eye roll emoji 

Her: You calling me? (I had just called and she didnt pick up)

Me: Yep

Her: whats up?

Me: Just heading back from the gym

Me: wanted to make sure yernot some old man without pants on trying to catfish me

Her: nope, I’m not, promise 

Me: thats a relief

Me: Do you know where X is by X in X neighborhood 

Her: idk

Me: derp, well i live nextdoor

Me: Parkings free here, we can meet and walk over, i need some sun

Her: make things easy for u huh

Me: only easy thing i need is easy-mac 

Her: yuck 

Me: its delicious gif

Her: oook

Me: alright, jumping in the shower, you good with meeting here or should i jump in the bat mobile and head your way

Her: bat mobile

Me: works for me

Her: how tall are you

Me: tall enough to kick you if you try and get too handsy w/ me 

Her: eye roll

Me: sun glass emoji 

Me: alright, gotta change and I’m good, whats the address to this sun lair of yours

no response 

Me: this is no time to be doing your nails

Her: lol emoji 

Me: I’m not laughing. You ready or not 

Me: Wtf is this? Ghosting? Thats little timid girl behavior :\ You better know how to cook a good steak and a blowjob 

Her: slow ur role poptart I had dinner plans. Still at dinner

Me: My roll is fine, yer playing games and making me wait for no reason instead of just coming out and saying that, not nice

Her: Shush. I’m having dinner. Ill meet you after

Thats where were at 

Yeah just wait she's given herself enough rope to hang herself

Update:

her: hey

her: awwww are you mad?

her: bet you got another tinder girl to meet you #standy 

 "guys who act like total happy PHAGGOTS get better results"

LOL!

Yeah I laughed too lol

Okay so to make a long story short, I met this girl sometime back and really dropped the ball (at the time).

I actually could’ve gotten laid that night I met her. She was so down.  Texting her right after leaving the venue was a great idea but then I basically proceeded to cockblock myself. You can ask Niv Mizzle, and Jihad actually as a matter of fact Jihad called me out on that. 

Days after it was fucking garbage. I left it alone for about a month (got busy, kept going out, fucking around, typical choding off).

I recently reengaged her about a week ago and she responded then, I may have screwed something up on the texting (she left me on read). Then just about an hour ago, I was about to change to watch the infinity war movie (its fucking amazing BTW, Best Villian I ever seen in a movie). 

She sends a pic about what we're talking about from last week. 

Alright I'm gonna wrap this up as soon as I get back from the movie (3-4 hours). I finish up the post. 

I want to bang this chick and give her my awesome juice. 

To get the entire interaction from start of texting to the garbage texts I was sending her days later, I'd have to post an entire thread dedicated to that. 

For now, I'll be posting the reengagement texts:

Date: 04/23/18 **Almost a month from the time that me and her met and could've banged her out (within an hour or so of meeting her). 

Me: Hey you

Me: What've you gotten your paws into *emoji of paws*

Me: As for me this is what I've been getting into:

Me: *sends two photos of two pints of different flavors of ice cream. *they were two separate photos BTW

Her: Hey Stranger!! THose are really good!! *emoji face drooling*

Me: Haha. I literally got two in my freezer and I wouldn't mind sharing with the right company ;P

Me: I never had these ice creams until the other day and you what I thought about

Her: What?:o

Her: I would like some :))

Me: With every lick, spoonful, chew and humming it's enriched taste made me think of you *monkey emoji with emoji shhing face*

Me: Haha if someone needs some ice cream, stress relief then I could bring over both ice creams ;)

Me: *sends photo of two other flavors

Me: You free for some ^

Her: iPhone has a thing were you can put an exclamation(s) or like the text that another iPhone user sends, she put exclamations on this text: With every lick, spoonful, chew and humming it's enriched taste made me think of you *monkey emoji with emoji shhing face*

Her: I wish!!! I'd definitely take you up on that offer

Me: Does someone have errands to do tonight *emoji covering face* That ridiculous, you could make the ice cream melt ;P

Me: Just got out of the shower, it was great

Me: Every Nibble and bite it was delicious and a delight. Felt so good *blushing :)*

Me: I could grant any of your wishes ;)

Me: I offer ice cream and stress relief anything else you'd probably have to sit down for 

*actually the above text would probably need context* We were making out hard and heavy in her car and she was super turned on about it and well, I believe that I was trying to give her flashbacks of us going at it in her car that night about a month prior*

Me: Hey can you talk, I wanna hear your voice

I either call before or after sending the above text^

Since I reengaged her I was thinking of posting the entire convo here and getting some advice on how to stir this in the direction that I want it to go. When I reengaged I didn't know what to expect, if she would be into it or just completely moved on. So because she (that doesn't sound gramatically correct but whatever) did respond and it seemed as if she is interested. I want to get her out and bang her somewhere, sometime, somehow, any place. 

Now what sped things along is the fact that my schedule calmed dowm a bit and the fact that she texted me earlier just before going to see the movie (I was about to start getting ready) when she texted me.

Here it is:

Her: *photo of two pints of different flavors of the same ice cream that I had sent her.

Me: Damn that looks good, someone thinking about sharing *monkey covering mouth emoji* ***** more on this in a bit. 

Me: All that* because I can really go for some *blushing :)*

Her: *Sends GIF of the seagulls from Finding Nemo saying: MINE MINE MINE!

Me: If you share I promise I'll nibble all of it slowly so you can watch *;) and emoji shhing face*

Me: I can also bring a pint of my own ;)

Me: *sends pic of the last pint of ice cream I have, it was the birthday cake flavor

Me: It may not be one (of) our birthday's but we can finish off strong with this one^

Me: Sends ;) and monkey covering face emoji*

Me: Unless you only eat half then put right back in the fridge then pft ;P

Her: Lol I don't like eating all of it at the same time

Me: it's be a shame if the ice cream went to waste. Lol ***I made a spelling error in that text but I didn't care*

Me: I could help you devour it with my spoon 

Her: Lol I save it for another time!

Me: I take eating ice cream very seriously ;P

Her: *Double thinking emoji*

Me: WHat for another time? All of it?

Me: You interrupted my text thread lol *laughing emoji and Emoji Shhing face*

Her: wait, what? Jaja

Her: Sorry!!

Me: Bringing over my ice cream will allow you to save yours, we'll celebrate like your birthday lol *monkey covering face emoji*

Me: You ever gonna bring over the ice cream or you just gonna dream about me bringing it over ;)

*one minute later*

Her: You ever gonna invite??

Me: You never suggested. Made me think you'd rather have me over in your car or your place *monkey emoji*

Me: I probably have crap service at the moment

Me: Yeah I don't mind making the drive over, it ain't no thing *;P and ;)*

Her: Where do you live? 

Me: In *different city from her* which is about 30 minutes if not more away* I had a feeling that she wouldn't offer to make the drive over tbh

Me: I could always go over

Her: I wouldn't be able to have you over. I live with my grandparents

She dropped that on me. SO her place and mine out of the question, two choices that are a possibility: Get a room for the night* wouldn't want to do that, too much* or bang her in either one of our cars (hers or mine). I don't have tint on my windows BTW but I have gotten head in the back seat before, actually sometime me and said chick were done, cops were zooming by with the lights on. Good times. 

^ That's so depressing. Does anyone have the cliff notes

Last night update:

her: Hey

Her: Awwww.. are you mad?

Her: Bet you got another tinder girl #standby

She then tried to FaceTime me 

Me: ohhhh, look who decided to come out and play

her: Yep, i called

Me: Where are you? I’m coming over. You better have peanut butter n’ jelly, I’m hungry 

Her: Omg coming over? Hey

Me: Heyyy is for horses girl

Me: Look I’m not going to judge you for doing crack, just hide your pipe. I’m all scrubbed out right now anyway so dont judge lol. Where’s your place at

Her: (crying laughing emoji)

Her: I had people over, my place is a legit disaster right now

Me: Nah, a disaster is when people talk during a movie 

Her: Address

Her: true

Me: Alright, ill be over in a few, I’m grabbing us some ice cream on the way

Her: Ok, I’m still in my suit (swimsuit)

Me: Cool, I’m throwing you in the pool when i get there

Her: omg no!! It’s so cold 

^ Lolz. Bang bang?

Whatever is underlined is what pertains to the texting, if it's bolded then that's the ending in which it should naturally climax. If it has nothing at all that means it was what I was thinking and you can skip over that if you're in a hurry, you speed reader you ;)

Basically I got to thinking about her, I realized that yes I fucked up. Should have gone for the same night lay. I didn't want to just think about staying in these feelings/emotions, I needed to do something about it. I reengaged then low an behold, she responds. I believe I try to Blitz her, describing what I'd do to the ice cream/ hinting at what I'd do to her.

Was it perfect, not sure. After her not giving me the response that I was looking for, I thought it was done. Oh and when I called her, she didn't answer or respond to my text message about talking over the phone. 

Leaves me on read, I thought okay I need to get the entire thread on the forum and see if this is salvagable, in my opinion it's was leaning to a very soft yes but if I could do better on the texting she would turn that into a hard yes. 

I'm going about my night getting ready for a movie and then SHE sends me a photo about what we were talking about the week prior (ice cream). I didn't know how this would go so I decide to go to the movie anyways. I text her during the movie and yes I know, but if it was between getting laid or watching this really good movie I've already done one and it wasn't getting laid. 

While texting, I'm pretty much like going for the meet up at her place, she then tells me at some point why don't I invite her over. I respond with more or less this: well I didn't know what you wanted you never suggested, she then asks me where I live, I tell her the city that I live in (we live in different cities, and pretty much live about 30 minutes away from her). 

I tell her I don't mind going over to her place (almost went and suggested she give me the address) and she tells me that she can't have me over because she lives with her grandparents. 

That's where we're at currently. We can't do her or my place. Only options are: getting a room *kinda don't want to do but will if it does indeed go down* or either one of our cars. 

Honestly I think he did by the sounds of it. Probably savoring the details and will post about it very soon. :) 

Either that or she's a heur and he's coming to make sure she gets paid. Haha

"He's keeping me here all day" lol 

​Oh man, I got a few more FB "cold approach" conversations going on but the screenshots don't upload to imgur in order, so it's all mixed up. 

​I have some exciting shit in the works tho stay tuned.

​

​Props to all the brothers here doing their thing!

Dude. Are you retarded? Why didn't you just have her come over?

Ok Superb first of all, "Enjoy your day!!!" isn't an example of happy PHAGGOTRY, that's actually just pure faggotry. Be a bit more biting yet humorous about it to get dat PH, son.

Don't be so mild with her. It's sorta bland aside from the !!!! all over the place And if this woman who you say she is then you should easily be able to sexually bait her. Something like, "Yeah right you lyin. You're just afraid. You didn't want your pussy's epitaph to have to say "she wasn't ready" "

But.. too late now, Mr. Rogers neighborhood. RIP

Lmfaooo!!!! Yeah I’m engaging in real faggotry at times but I’m just keeping it kindergarten as you say. At least trying to.

Bro this girl is RETARDED. I tried a knock knock joke in my first convo with her and she didnt know what that was. Any biting or overly witty shit with her will probably be misinterpreted as me being butthurt or something. 

I could have said something like “Have a good one there, sport” but I was just trying to dismiss her normally and seem happy for her getting back with the guy who has this cretins name on his arm. 

I feel you though. I have another interaction and this time with some girl I “bagged” from her own timeline. I have been “warned” that I can’t handle this girl by witnesses to the shit. I’ve been told repeatedly I will regret it. Fuck it. I like risks. I wasn’t friends with her but I quickly added her because I was like “nah they’re saying I can’t handle this?! Fuck that”. Quickly accepted. Texted her the next morning. 

Me: I like that.

Girl: Like what. 

Me: You accepted my add quick af to see what was good with me. I like a fast woman 

Girl: Oh word 

Me: Most def. Who wants some dumb ass, slow ass bitch who doesn’t know to see what’s good?!? Not me. 

Me: Like the quickness to action. You might not be just ALL looks after all ;)

Girl: True you right lol 

Me: Most def. You working now or you out enjoying the day?

Girl: Out enjoying the day 

Me: I’m not doing shit tn but working out. Feel free to come by and get to know a nigga like 12ish when I’m done. We’ll get lit and see what’s good

Me: Booked up all weekend so

tonight’s the night until wheneva 

Left on read lol

Now, I purposely cut this down to the chase because:

1. People told me what she was like. I COULD have gotten a lot further probably by using my usual routine (gentleman/happy PHAGGOT approach) BUT I didn’t want to give her any room to manipulate me, since her replies were kinda just like “feed him attention but don’t really engage” so I kinda decided taking the reigns this way was the most sensible way to go about it. 

2. I’m not dumb enough to think I could lie or manipulate better than this chick. Honesty is the best weapon here imo. 

However, any ideas for what I can do with this in a few days are welcome. 48 hours of silence are mandatory for being left on read in my experience.