Hey! Ask me your text game questions, and post up your convos.. I'm HERE TO HELP!

cool shit 

what about girls who take weeks to reply with some random bullshit?

A lil back story, I got hit by a car near this girl's pad. She told me to go to her crib, I went and she never came outside lol. On my way home I got hit by a car, she somehow found out..

Her: OMG im so sorry awww are you ok?

Me: Nahh I have a t-rex arm now

Her: OMG i feel so bad im sorry about your arm

Me: Just nurse me back to full health ;)

Her: I dont know how lol

Me:  You know how to make sandwiches right?

Me: I'll teach you everything you need to know :)

I understand the last text was a lil gay, fuckit though, I sent her a couple texts while I was in the area like "kickit" or "come outside" ect. So to her it looks like I sent 6 messages aka being a needy faggot. I sent her the "I dont like ur haircut anyway" and a week later she replies 

Her: wtf

So I just left it at that..why the fuck would she reply a week later this some bullshit like this? Do you honestly think theres still a chance this biznich would be down to chill?

Thanks brotha

That was cringe-worthy bro. But ya of course make an attempt to keep it going. Get creative

I would scrap that bitch. If she was shy and scared that's one thing, you could probably work through that. But this girl is intentionally tooling you, lol. You should rip her a new one that's really the only way to get anywhere with these fuckups. Or take it very sensuously sexual 

I don't necessarily see that as cringe-worthy. 

I don't usually get maybe's. Usually a yes or a no or a raincheck. How would you guys suggest replying to this?

Her: That sounds weird hahaha

Me: Keep that daredevil lifestyle up and that'll be you! :P

Her: Not even !!

Me: When are you free next? There's beers going flat waiting for us

Her: LOL oh jeez. Well I work every day till Saturday and then that day I'm supposed to be going out but idk if I am

Me: I think I have this day long hike on Saturday.. So that wouldn't work. Why don't we aim for the following weekend?

Her: Yaa maybee

Just haven't replied yet. She seems very luke-warm/maybe-ish.

with the way she was texting me here

and knowing her, i had a feeling she'd reject me. and thats what i think she's done by saying she wont be in the city on friday. i know she goes out to city for dates on friday nights. why would she randomly text me that let down at 2am on a saturday. she would have been out a club with her friends and probably would have been talking about it. she couldnt be fucked coming out to see me next friday. Maybe she is doing to gain something or just be mean. She may have hard feelings about how things went down last time I saw her. this is a rejection.

chica - 3 days 4 hrs later: So the thing is I don't think I'll be going to the city on Friday night..... 

me: honey, you had one job...

me: lol jk my space ship is getting repaired but thers a plan b here somewheres

her: sorry :(

i want to send her something that tells her if she doesnt value my time ill spend friday night doing something else. setting a hard line.

for whatever reason, my phone wouldnt send the mr. bean picture or any other to anyone's number.

3 weeks later:

me: excuse me (a play on her anme with lasagne). excuse me captain quiet. didnt ur grandparents teach you text etiquette.

its funny because the first time i met this girl she was complaining to me how she never went on dates. i completely see her as wanting/needing to be picked up and carried away and also playing games. a hard line here too. 

Wafflebat time!

You already went on a date with her? 

The one that says she won't be going to the city is a girl I picked up and slept with last year. I've been to that city and have seen her twice since. Last time I ran into her by accident so she knew I'd gone there without calling her.

Ok well it's not a big deal I'd just ignore and go for another girl. You don't want to chase too hard you're sending all these texts and you don't have your own personal boundary in mind so you just sort of start overshooting. Got some other girls in the pipeline? 

nothign to see here

I added this chick on facebook and chatted a bit and we agreed to meet up on saturday. On saturday we agreed to meet at 4, but when i asked for her number she was like "i'll give it to you later" and then never got online. 

On monday i asked her hey what's up and she told me she had to study, so i was like

me: lets meet up one day and i'll teach you muay thai and you teach me taekwondo
her: i'd love to when i have time haha
me: when do you have time?
(no answer)

today:
her: [video of some chick training taekwondo]
me: Cool
me: here's a video of me training in thailand [link]
(no answer)
me: haha but is that you?
me: tach me these techniques
her: yeeah it's me
her: that's from today

well i'm usually pretty straight forward with chicks because it has been working for me and i dont really care if it doesn't wotk out but this chick has like 3000 followers on her facebook and gets like 500 likes so i guess she has alot of other dudes writing to her. all the time . I have never met her in real life. I'm not asking for any spefific text but how can i get her to meet up with me and not flaking again. 

Short answer is you're just not acting cool enough. To be a "Big Game Hunter" you got to have lots of attitude, always be giving her shit, always be giving her a hard time especially when she doesn't do what you want. 

Thanks! Haha true i act like that with other girls guess im playing it too safe with this one

You won't get the girls you really want that way. All those dudes talking about how either text game doesn't exist or if she doesn't respond to toss her number are simply dudes falling for the easy mediocrity of western civilization. Fuck'em

this thread needs to be more active

The girl in my previous post is down to meet up and ill probably do in the next couple days. Will give an update.

Bump? Who learned something from this thread.