Hey! Ask me your text game questions, and post up your convos.. I'm HERE TO HELP!
In that case they probably didn't sense enough aggression from you so they wouldn't bother. Did you escalate on them or try to pull them when you met them? Hotties expect the best of the best. So they want a guy who's ruthless and fearless with going after what he wants.
no i did not. feels a bit weird during the day. im sure it can be done, but right now im not sure how to make it feel natural and not contrived.
anyway, here's a convo with some chick from last week. it's a quick translation from my native language, hopefully it makes sense. some context - i saw her on stairs that lead out of a subway station so i ran up and stopped her asap. she stopped, and talked to me but was giivng pretty short responses. i didn't think the approach was very good but i tried to get her number anyway...so there wasn't much to base the convo on.
thoughts? should i try to reopen?
yesterday i sent a weak message to a girl i am supposed to meet tomorrow so i didnt get a response. the day before i sent her an empty text just for fun (read that somewhere, didnt think it would work and it didnt) and on monday i sent her a message to which she responded well but didnt react to the second one (basically didn't warrant a response). So what do I do now? Should i text her today, should i wait til tomorrow? I have a feeling that if I start texting tomorrow then the meetup is not going to happen. but that might be fucked already (might be better to just wait a few days and try to set up a new meeting).
Dude you need to post the text convo it's obnoxious to post what you're posting without giving anyone a fucking CLUE what you're talking about.
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haha, mkay. i was trying to avoid to have to translate it but here it is.
Any tips for that one? Its saturday morning overhere. Gotta do something. The meetup was supposed to be at 5 pm today.
I'm not sure dude that's only three texts I don't have a clear pic of what's going on. If I were you I'd go for the whole "Hey babe let me know if you still are down to hang out later, I've got a couple buddies trying to get me to head out with them but I let them know you've got first dibs on me ;)"
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
so that text of yours worked and then the convo went fairly well for a bit. thanks a lot for that. i wanted to reinitiate today to make sure that the meeting is going to happen tomorrow but didn't get any reply (it's about six hours now so i don't think it's coming). what do i do now? :)
(no response) so im thinking to just text her the place tomorrow and tell her to take those masks with her. is that a good idea?
so that text of yours worked and then the convo went fairly well for a bit. thanks a lot for that. i wanted to reinitiate today to make sure that the meeting is going to happen tomorrow but didn't get any reply (it's about six hours now so i don't think it's coming). what do i do now? :)--- saturdayme> Hey babe let me know if you still are down to hang out later, I've got a couple buddies trying to get me to head out with them but I let them know you've got first dibs on me ;)her> (pretty much right away) honey, i can't. i have to go to work. we could possibly meet after that if you guys are headed somewhere... but i have to do half of the shift instead of my colleague so i gotta be there at 5 pm.(i decided to try to set up a different day as i know that the restaurant she works at closes around midnight and i didn't want to stay late that day)me> oh, that sucks. and how is your schedule in the next few days?her> probably free tomorrow during the day and then wednesday and thursday...me> aight so on wednesday at 7 pm we go rob an ice cream vendor. get us masks, and i'll think of a place.her> i have masks ready for a long time now. we just can't go to place xyz, i am banned from there :))) i love fruits so keep that in mind please :))))me> it's getting clear that i've chosen an ideal fellow. haha, what did you do?her> i rob these places pretty often at place zzz :)))))me> in that case you're going to write a manual, i'll sell it and we can get a villa in thailand.her> not in thailand. i want a cabin on alaska :) aaand then a shack on barbados.me> alaska, brrr.. if it wasn't for that barbados, i'd call you an ice queen and wouldn't have want anything with you.(no response)--- todayme> how does it look with that manual? i bet you're slacking off.(no response) so im thinking to just text her the place tomorrow and tell her to take those masks with her. is that a good idea?
That's crap dude.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
So should i just pick some re-engagement text from the database, banter with her for a bit and then invite her to place xy?
so i wrote her something like: "I just made you open your phone for no reason…looks like I got you in check" about four hours ago. got no response and the meeting was supposed to be happening in about three and half hours from now. whats the move here?
so i wrote her something like: "I just made you open your phone for no reason…looks like I got you in check" about four hours ago. got no response and the meeting was supposed to be happening in about three and half hours from now. whats the move here?
I would only send her that text when i know i got her in check lol
No response...was gauging whether or not she wanted it that night. Any ideas for what to say and how to keep it going until we can make something happen?
Yeah both you guys need to be offering more value and stop pushing to meet up with her when she's ignoring your messages
JacksofDiamonds I would send "I just ate the greatest tacos of all time ;)"
and alphapro send her:
"Hey its alphapro. Hope you survived the heat today. I'm walking around naked in my house with all the windows and blinds open to stay cool."
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So I have this interaction with this hot chick standing outside the main entry of a train station, waiting for her friend. She's dressed in a very distinct way for being a 19 yo: Looks like a model you'd see in Vogue or something shit that I don't read. She's wearing a brown fur. I get her number and about 20 min later I send her this message:
Me: Hey XXX! Nice to meet you. Were you wearing a bear fur, cuz I just saw a nude bear streak across the train station, lol.
So far no response. I think either my friend went over there and inadvertently fucked it up for me, or her friend may have, because the interaction was solid.
Ran into a girl I haven't seen in YEARS. We chit chatted and she was pretty gross coming back from the gym but my goodness she had the hottest catholic school girl-techno outfit going on. We make tentative plans to hang out the next day, I couldn't text her until I got my phone fixed and then I hit her up to come out.. All these are over a 15 min period, pretty quick back and forth
her: I can't Im sorry!!
her: was hoping for an earlier thing
me: ok princess, im going to grab a beer with xxx
her: I am thinking of your health
me: its 930 geezus
her: I have rituals ok.
her: I have to shower, 11 is sleep time
me: thats stupid
me: im coming over
me: did you eat the cookie
her: no cookie! thats tomm
me: hah awesome
me: im going to listen to music then pass out
she says the same and she sends a song
next aft
me: speeding home early on a friiiday bish!
her: lucckkkyyyyyyuuuuuu
her: at least i finish before 9 tnight
me: what time you done
her: im done at five, going to a friends tnight tho
her: whats up
me: friend visiting from bc wondering if you wanted to come out to xxxxxx
her: shoot
her: well if you end up around here we will be eating cookies. and playing bball
me: kk. I'll let you know
me: are your kidneys back up and running (she had a kidney injection or something at the doctors when I saw her)
her: kinda. i can eat cookie.. no booze
two hours later me: when you heading to the courts
her: heading there now!
me: Just the two of you
her: bunch coming later but we are just going to eat now i think
her: people arent coming till 10 tho
ending up going out but not being able to make it back to her area. forgot to text back.
next day
me: hey how was it, i had to play dd
no reply
few days later i texted her about a band coming on the wknd we both like. but says she has her first day of night school that day. a few days pass again, i reopened, no reply. but she starts snapchatting me random stuff a couple times. i haven't been texting much these past couple weeks and what little groove i did have is now gone. I left too many big gaps in our texts and pressed on a bit too much when I should've layed off the meetup for a bit and just got the riddem back.
Yes, typical boring text convo. This is how you turn interest into uninterest, lol.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Prime this is too nice. Got to have a bit more of an edge/attitude. But the idea of it is pretty damn funny. Going to start using it for any girl that's wearing some sort of animal print.
"Just saw a naked [insert_animal] streaking across the [insert_location], very sad you left him in the nude like that I hope it bites you"
.. or something like that.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I just saw a nude bear streak across the train station. It's really jacked up you're wearing his skin, Hannibal
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Saw this chick at the gym, everyone left so it was ONLY us two working out. I had to hit her up. Really flirty convo, I told basically told her she looked good and she giggled and reciprocated. Now Im trying to convey that frame over txt. So far...
Me: Thank you for distracting me at the gym the other day. Better start your Halloween shopping before all the Elsa costumes are gone :)
-Matt
Girl - 1 hr 5 mins later: Haha. Thanks. :) I know! I need to start searching for one. ;) Are you dressing up?
Me - 1 hr 18 mins later: Once I think of something good yeah haha, halloween always ends up being a last minute thing for me. I feel like i could pull off a good Fez from that 70s show
Girl - 1 hr 17 mins later: Haha!! Yes!! You could totally pull that off
Me - 32 mins later: Thank you, if that doesnt pan out can I just borrow one of your lil nurse outfits? I wanna look hot
Girl - 4 mins later: Haha. Sure thing. You'd be a cute Murse
Me - 41 mins later: Awwh :) haha. Im going to be hitting a tennis ball back and forth with ppl for the next 3 hours. You going in to save lives tonight?
Did I fuck it up already with that last one? It was one of those texts that I wasnt really paying attention too, had other shit going on.
No you didn't. One of the most important things with text I've realized is to get rid of that attitude though. Don't trip because she hasn't texted you back. Just wait and know that she will. If she doesn't for whatever reason, hit her with some value tomorrow or the day after
It sounds woo woo but I swear to god , changing your attitude alone will improve your results from texting
Thanks bro, I needed to hear that. Got a little tripped up with this one, shes a fckn cutie pie.
. I was working at the club and made eye contact with a chick so she came up to me. She seemed dtf but i had to keep working so i got her fb
me: i dont think what others say, i think youre cool :p
her: do i know you?
me: nope
her: fuck her right in the pussy
lol what the fuck?
. I was working at the club and made eye contact with a chick so she came up to me. She seemed dtf but i had to keep working so i got her fbme: i dont think what others say, i think youre cool :p
her: do i know you?
me: nope
her: fuck her right in the pussy
lol what the fuck?
Dude what is your problem.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Cholo wrote:
. I was working at the club and made eye contact with a chick so she came up to me. She seemed dtf but i had to keep working so i got her fbme: i dont think what others say, i think youre cool :p
her: do i know you?
me: nope
her: fuck her right in the pussy
lol what the fuck?
Dude what is your problem.
LOL. I wasnt really into her so wasnt gonna text her in the 1st place....
Sure pussy.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Good text game, or this girl is just into me? With some girls it feels like i can be so natural over the phone, with others (the hottest ones) it feels borderline try -hard. Is this something thats in my head?
Me: Hey, what's your name again? :)
Girl - 3 mins later: Lmao I hate you
Me - 5 mins later: Shh you like it. Whatchu up to mamacita
Girl - 2 mins later: Watching The Walking Dead marathon you?
Me - 3 mins later: Watching some footballl. Im gonna come over and change the channel to the falcons game hope you dont mind :)
Girl - 2 mins later: Typical...Um I sure as hell mind! I've been waiting for this day for months! New season premiere is at 9 I'm even decked out in my Walking Dead pants. You can
Girl: keep your Falcons game
Me - 6 mins later: Walking dead pants? OH i gotta see those
Me - 4 mins later: I gotta do some shopping n then ill head your way. Find out what channel the game is on in case of an emergency
Girl - 3 mins later: I'm gonna punch you. I thought it was just last night but you really are pushy :p
Girl - 1 min later: Might have freaked out this morning because I couldn't find my gate card. I thought you had it
Me - 9 mins later: Mmm those are some pretty cool pants. Youre still a dork tho ;)
Me: Ha I checked my car before I left. You found it tho?
Girl - 1 min later: I'm okay with that :) Yes I did not too long before you texted me.
Me - 44 mins later: Can I park in these spots in front of the gate
Girl: Are you seriously here?
Me - 1 min later: Duhh I told you I was coming
Girl: Omg
Girl: Just call me from the gate and I'll buzz you through
So you've already banged this girl? Yes generally a good reception sort of sparks your "best side" to come out and play. That line about changing the channel to the Falcons game is what I call the "Aloof & Assuming" or arrogant & assuming style of texting that wiminz respond really well to.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
@Jackofdiamonds yeah so you met and fucked her last night? What's the situation with this girl/how did this go down
I met this chick randomly in a study room at my apartment complex. its been very limited since other people were in there and I kinda rushed to get her number in the end or I knew I wouldn't probably see her again soon.
Me: Hey kim from texas. Glad to run into you again. Stay beautiful!
Her: Hey thanks steven (: house burnt down when you walked in? haha (reference to convo we had)
Me: Nah luckily my roomate isnt cooking or it might be a different story haha
Her: Ahaha good well Im glad youre safe then
Me: Now that were friends you have to try my green smoothie recipe and tell me what you think
Her: haha alright only if you tell me whats in it
Me: We can make it together, but we should keep the recipe a secret. It might make millions one day
Her: Sounds like a plan!
Me: (next day) whats good cutie
Her: Just got out of my bio test! thank god haha hbu?
Me: Trying to get through tomorrow so I can throw my hands up in the air, like I just dont care
Her: Haha same here after my test tomorrow, turn uppp
Me: Agreed, we'll have to take some celebratory shots. Hope you can keep up (;
Her: ahaha oh god ill try
Me: Except I actually heard its illegal in texas to take more than 3 sips of beer at a time while standing lol. You must not have much practice then
Her: Yeah youre right its actually illegal to drink in Texas so its a pretty new concept for me
What direction should I take this? The girl is definitely a cutie and I wanna keep her in my life. Not just a one night bang, but i feel i've seeded the green smoothie idea meetup. should I just ask when she is free to do that?
I'm throwing a house party tomorrow at 9 and yer invited. and by house party I mean sipping lemonade and listening to mozart. then I'll kick you out so you can write your cv
Is it an actual house party or you're just trying to get her to come over alone for a date?
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Is it an actual house party or you're just trying to get her to come over alone for a date?
The second. Earlier we were talking about house parties though so some added context.
Well lying or not you need to nail down some actual specifics which you didn't do.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Well lying or not you need to nail down some actual specifics which you didn't do.
Ah man I thought it's like yelling "Afterparty!" when you pull back to your house but there's not necessarily a party there. Naw I don't wanna set shit up on false premises I'll reschedule it.
With specific deets nailed down, lol.
No you don't have to reschedule it just be sure to morph it into something that's just got a "you and me" vibe.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Basically I know this chick likes me, but I didn't really talk to her for a long time.
On my birthday, she sent me
Happy birthday! ( : hope you had an amazing day!!
and I got her number off that. We talked a little, me teasing and being generally pretty playful with her. Things were pretty good, bantering about being husband and wife etc.
I think I fucked up here.. didn't text her for around a day, then:
me: Hey ***** whats up
her: Yoo.
me: Doing anything interesting this weekend?
her: I have team bonding Saturday, and hanging with friends sat. Night.
me: Fun.. You going to the game?
her: Friday?
me: Yes
her: Yeah of course!!
me: Alright, let's hang out after the game and have fun
her: And do what?
know for a fact I fucked up here, lmao
me: ;) secret
her: (blank text)
me: See you friday!
her: That's questionable
me: Would you like to know what we're doing
her: Sure.
me: Actually I honestly have no idea :) was just planning on letting the night take its course
her: Hah good luck with that.
me: Bummer :(
Then.... I didn't really text her for like a month, but we saw each other at school and she would always say hi to me.
me: Hey wifey.. how's it goin :)
her: Hahah hello
me: What's up
her: Driving!!
me: Aww.. Sorry I couldn't give you any rides lately ;) I ran over *******
(She mentioned me driving her around a lot)
her: That's terrible
3 hrs later
me: Oh he's fine.. I'm a little traumatized though :((
her: I bet!
me: Aww.. No soothing words?
am I comin off too strong? like damn I don't know what to do.. I feel like im overthinking it
You need to nail something down buttercup. That was painful to read
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Not sure what to say
You need to reread through the 19 Rules of Text Game again.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Just complete newbie at this and I'm stuck here with this convo
her: I think we should hang out sometime. :)
me: You're right, it is my birthday today!
her: Awh. Happy birthday!
me: Thanks, we are doing movie night on Friday for ouija, you should come.
her: For sure. Idk what I work Friday. But I will check later when I get home. Im stuck at the hospital for my mama.
just stuck and don't know how to escalate this since she started the conversation complete out of the blue, I feel I may have already messed this up?
? There's nothing wrong she just invited you to the movies on Friday why are you over thinking it.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Hard to separate convo over the phone.
you're right most likely overthinking it. I invited her, there was no definitive yes or no, texting is my weak spot and I never seem to be able to succeed with these.
like I don't even know how to turn her last message into something more playful
Oh ya know what I actually read that wrong the first time, lol.
So do you know what's wrong with her mom? Is it serious or just a regular surgery. You could make jokes about hospitals and her being another Bambi but uh.. thin ice if you know what I mean lol.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Girl on her period? The whole "my room is a mess" thing seems a bit random, is this girl talk for 'its my time of the month'? jw if anyone has experienced something like this
Girl: You goin out tonight?
Me - 1 hr 20 mins later: Just got done playing tennis. Whatchu doing tn
Girl - 24 mins later: Going to welfare!
Girl: Wednesday in bucke
Head
Me - 21 mins later: Buckle head? I wanna go but im in tights
Girl: Tights are hit ah haha
Me - 27 mins later: I might come thru what bar you hittin up
Girl - 9 mins later: Welfare but I can't promise a hot night after wards cause my room is a mess but I'll definitely be all over you if you're there when you're there lol
Me - 1 hr 9 mins later: Haha id love to see you tn but im just getting outta dinner with the tennis crew. We should do something soon tho for sure
*FACEPALM*
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
*FACEPALM*
forgot to mention that we've already hooked up
Yeah geezez no shit.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I was texting with this girl who I haven't met up yet and mentioned how awesome my dance teacher is. She said "You should ask her out".
What's a good response?
Give me some context on this girl, benji.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male