Hey! Ask me your text game questions, and post up your convos.. I'm HERE TO HELP!

Your texting is actually pretty good except you're getting WAY TOO SEXUAL. Just get the meetup and then escalate during the date. You're making it way too difficult for her to meet up with you because you're putting all these sexual expectations on her and you're making her nervous. Chill out on that stuff and just get the meetup. Then introduce her to your cock 

Too sexual? Oh, well. Do you have examples what would be appropriate? (not for her, in general)

And how would I get the meet up, if she again "doesn't have money"?

Lol not bad at all. But yeah, getting too sexual over text is self sabotage at times. Girls might start identifying with being a "slut" before even going out with you which is bad and they can second guess it and flake. Getting really sexual is good for if you're going for broke. i.e. if the girl or yourself is on vacation or leaving town soon. Just craft a meetup.

"What days are you free this week"

EDIT: Banter a little more back and forth if you stopped texting. Don't hit her with logistics out of the blue. Warm her up to it first...

Ok, thanks!

But is this "asking her out" not a no-go in text game?

(I am not familiar with your expert opinions yet^^)

Well, if you never get her out with you, you're just a pen pal......so.....

Sorry, sure you are right. First reading I've misunderstood your comment

Okay, and I wouldn't claim to be an expert. There's a lot of variables here but the best thing to do is up your game in person so you have more room for error during texting.

Well, one of the variables is, that she's in a relationship since yesterday. Could have been one (part-) cause ror the resistance. Well, NEXT

Tow you can always take her out to a movie yourself if you want. I pay for most of a date with a girl usually. I'll make her pay for something small. It depends tho 'cuz a lot of people are doing the dutch treat thing now and it's working pretty consistently.

As far as "asking her out", yes it's a no in text game only because.. you're not supposed to "ask her out". That's stupid and awkward. It's part of the old skool traditional style of dating and it doesn't work now that women aren't second class citizens. The reason why it's a no-no these days is because when you "ask a girl out" you're asking her to invest more than you actually deserve. Because saying yes to going out with a guy back in the day had a lot of repercussions. A girl was basically giving a guy permission to "court" her and a lot of her choice and decision-making abilities then went out of the door. I'm sure that's about as clear as mud but I don't have time to leave a more detailed explanation.

Nowadays you want to seed a fun meetup adventure and tell her to come along or you'll stab her and eat her dog. That's the modern way

"Nowadays you want to seed a fun meetup adventure and tell her to come along or you'll stab her and eat her dog. That's the modern way"

:D Yeah, that's something I did very early and gave me the most meet ups. Of course not the exact expressions xD

I'll post a few convos and honestly I don't get this chick ....she is 23 i am 29

You're not really nailing down details for a meetup. 

Hey you should come over for x one day soon, what nights are you free next week?

Sounds like you're investing more than you want to be here, I'd just press her a bit to see if she really wants to meet up or not. Check her availability first though

Honestly I'm not really interested in helping you text this girl just so you can get her to show up so you can fuck her then kick her out again lol.

Lol yeah I feel really bad about that. Honestly I think I like this girl but I cant really get what she wants from me because her texts and replies are so elusive and weird.

I would honestly really appreciate any help as I dont just want to fuck her but to engage in something more long term.

any help on a good approach is much appreciated!

The best thing to do going forward would be to just invite her to a social event. Something you got going on with your pals or maybe some cool themed event at a nightclub

This will communicate the right thing to her, and she may not necessarily go, but things will be easier after that

Ok thanks!

She has not sent my any more messages since I sent her that last text saying "dear blog, what issues am I suffering from". I guess she kind of took it the wrong way.

I noticed on facebook that she traveled abroad and did some business there, she posted a photo signing some contract.

I am thinking of sending her a text and congratulate her and get the conversation going that way and then maybe invite to some social event or gathering, what are your thoughts on this? i would prefer to just have a coffe or bring her a long while I run some errands in the city instead of inviting her to a social gathering, is there any good way that I can engage with what I've written above in mind?

Why the fuck would she ever want to go on errands with you dude? You just seem to be trying to put her in the assigned "concubine" slot. This girl is not wanting that. 

Sure send her a text such as, "Congratz on that overseas contract! Catch those big fishies :)" 

Yeah ok..I'll send her a text congratulating her. Thank you for the input it really helps! So what  does she want then?  

She obviously doesnt want to come to my place risking getting kicked out and running errands with me maybe isnt the most fun thing in the world but I

just want to hang out with her one on one, lets call it a date for a lack of a better word. How can I steer the conversation that way or at least find out what she wants?

So I sent her the text at 10 am and received a  phone call around 3 pm which I missed and noticed just now an hour later. Calling her back in a few I guess

You guess? What do you mean you guess. You sent her a message and she called you. That's a high level of investment

So I called her back and the conversation went a little something like this:

I: hey whats up miss international

X: heeeeey how are you ...haha yeaah always traveling I still havent adjusted to the time difference.

I: I'm good just about to get in to the shower,

X : what are your plans ? 

I : a friend of mine is turning 30 so we are going to celebrate! So I am leaving in about an hour, what are your plans?

X :  ohh sounds like fun! I was in *name of area that I live* shopping and wanted to come by and see your new apartement 

but It will be tight now since your leaving soon ! I am here because me and the family are having a surprise party for my granny she turns 75.

I : I see ...dont be surprising her too much, jumping out from behind the furniture and shit so she'll be scared to death ;P

X: haha yeah she'll have a heart attack... 

I : yeaah..exactly.... Well It would have been fun if you came by but how is your schedule looking for the week?

X : Ehm... i dont know yet I just came back but will plan my schedule tomorrow at the office, we just moved it to this new building and will let you know.

I :  aight.. Congratz by the way on the contract how does it feel

X : thanks! It feels ( she started talking about how good it felt etc... i dont remember the exact words)

x : oh my family is here know I have to go...I hope that you have fun...talk to you later

I: likewise bye

later on that evening (11.30 pm) I received a text from her saying

x : have fun toniight craaaazy ;)

I responded about half an hour later with 

I: haha thnx bebe! i will ;) how is the afterparty at the *her lastname* 75th  b daay,people are probably doing wheelies and shiit with their walking frames by now :p

And that is it...I have not heard back from her since that text yesterday evening!

thoughts on the conversation? Improvements / adjustements to make?

how to proceed? 

once again, I really appreciate the input I receive ! There is a ton of knowledge and experience here! Thanks!

So the conversation continued like this :

x: hahaha , how was your night?

I: b day party @ nameofclub + good company = winning, whats your plan?

X : sleepless night + work all day = take my bra off and have a nap before the gym = happiness 

I :  ohh no young lady..I am not falling for that one... (Refferring to her mentioning the bra )

X: hhaha ;)

X: i want to go to the movies, how is your week looking?

I : nice ! Lets do it bebe!

I didnt mention a day or anything...maybe I should have? 

You don't need any help with this dude. Just plan it out and get her out. You're done 

Thank you once again for the help!  What should I do different if I want to turn it into a LTR?

I find that peeing from different angles, while standing up, can be very therapeutic.

Shave your balls

Lol.... Duly noted ;)

What are some good texts to send after you havent texted in some weeks?

Have you seen these?

http://manwhore.org/text-message-database.php

Yo,

So my text game is pretty shit, and i've been trying to work on it. the following is an example of a quick number from last night...

ME: You seem cool, we may hang out, do you remember my name

ME: (next day) Oh boy... you seem like trouble

Her: haha hey! 4th year bcom right! sorry didn't think i caught your name haha

ME:Oh good, we both suck at names! don't know how i'm still at uni with my memory haha. {my name}, yours

All comments, suggestions, criticisms appreciated, cheers.

Met this petite Latina on Sat night.  When I went to shake her hand she was being weird and refused.  I insisted and she started wiping her hands down her dress.  I asked her what her issue was and she said, "My palms get sweaty around hot guys."  I laughed, told her she's adorable, and pulled her in for a hug.

I texted her Sat night right after I got her number, but her phone had died.

Me:  Hey sweaty palms, you look hawt tonight 

Me (Last night):  Hey munchinbutt, did you charge your phone yet

Her (7:26am):  LOL. You're too funny....Goodmorning sunshine

Good morning? Or good night ;) I'm out n about today what are you up to

Not sure why you would mention the sweaty palms

Me:  Good morning? Or good night ;) I'm out n about today what are you up to

Yeah but think about all those starving kids in africa. So I'm hanging out watching true detective. You should bring popcorn 

Me: (7:36pm) Yeah but think about all those starving kids in africa. So I'm hanging out watching true detective. You should bring popcorn 

Give you a hint I'm an Archangel

Me:  Give you a hint I'm an Archangel

She never responded

Well fuck her she's obviously gay

Hello, bit of backstory:  I'm a junior in high school and have known this girl since freshman year.  I broke contact with her last year, but am now talking to her again.  She reinitiated texting me after about a year which was a good sign, than started snap chatting me.  I texted her about a week later with the following conversation.  I will add what I think I did wrong at the end, and I appreciate any feedback on my own critique and/or the conversation itself.  Thanks in advance.

Don't backpedal, that's the main thing. You went in strong, don't puss out

Is this the girl that is in your classes and you got her number first?

No different girl than the one we have been talking about, I've had this girls number for a while and she just recently reinitiated after about a year, so I thought Id jump on the opportunity.

Stay away from that whole "seduce you" frame it's terrible. It encouraged her to reject you/shit test you. You gave her the power and of course she's not going to tell you you seduced her. Derp. Newbie mistake

would you say that that frame made me start qualifying myself to her which is where the main issue is? 

That's a very good point as well. What it did was give her an easy way out by rejecting/dissing you. Basically you set yourself up, and rewarded bad behavior from the get go. Lol 

Tinder girl

Me: *opener*

Her: haha okay, wanna hangout?

What do you respond when girls are forward like this? Lol

Cute girl i met at the lounge area yesterday.

Me: i bet my weekend beat up your weekend :p

Her: why? I dont think so xD

Me: *opener*

Her: haha okay, wanna hangout?

What do you respond when girls are forward like this? Lol easy dude. The correct response would be, " yeah"

Lol ok what about the other girl.