Hey! Ask me your text game questions, and post up your convos.. I'm HERE TO HELP!

Just make something up dude. You send a girl that text but then can't talk it?

Idk man i guess im needy cuz she was hotter than most girls im talking to but yeah ill text her some shit and see how it goes

I bet your weekend had acrylic nails. Mine had tiger claws 

saw a hottie at campus , didn't approach, found her profile on fb totally accidentally , added her , canceled my request after a while but sent the msg "not gonna confrim ?" ( she'd reply if she's interested , and I won't get blocked at fb at the same time ) 

she replied "but I dont know you" we talked for a while ... she's a badass-wannabe , doesn't submit , lotsa shit testing and bullshit ... so I tell her "I wanted to befriend you outside fb (sorry manwhore :p it seems to work for me) but u don't seem excited ... u can add me if u want ( something along those lines , I don't remember exactly)" so she adds me we talk a little more , at one point she asks me to be more 'calm and serious' (translation) ... convo goes no where

a few months later , I see her at the campus, I'm sitting and she's walking by :

+ hey you are [name] right ?

- (stops walking) yes 

+ recognize me ?

- no

+ I'm IseTea , from fb ( chill , breaking rapport tonality )

- oh hey hi 

+ your hair is still black , doesn't look that bad after all ( her hair was blonde and she'd dyed it black , I commented on her pic "whyyy????? NOOOO!!!" )

- (with a qualifying tonality) it's brown

+ come nearer let me see (we were like half a meters away but I couldn't see comfortably becuz of the sun)

- (she gets like really really close) 

+ ok good now back off :p ( naughty voice ) 

- silly , sorry I have to excuse myself , I've been at the gym for the last two hour I'm nearly exhausted , I just wanna have this milk

+ cool , sure

- (as she's walking away) your fb pictures looked more handsome

+ you've seen all of my pics ?

- yeah

+ cmon stop stalking me already ( naughty voice )

so  ...

a few months later , I msg her on fb 

+ how you doing ?

- hi

+ I didn't say hi , I asked how you doing :p

- oh this god damn app I cant see anything , good how about u ?

+ cool , exams started yet ?

- next week , u ?

+ over ... look my friends having a party weekend , wanna come ?

- this weekend ?

+ yeah

+ dress up , dont embarrass me

+ and bring your friends too 

- ok

- I can bring my friends 

- I can bring my friends

- I can bring my friends 

- this goddamn app 

+ just gimme me a missed call already #

- (she calls instantly)

- I can't come this weekend

+ why ?

+ never mind , some other time ;)  [ there was no party at all , so cool :D ]

no reply

I call her next week , doesn't pick up, text her : 

+ hey [name] it's IseTea ... I'm with a friend of mine , wanna hang out ?

- (6min) u tell me now ? :) I was sleeping.

call her right away , she says she's been working out all day , she's too tired and I shoulda told her sooner ... "where do you live anyways" "ABC" ... to my friend who's driving : "go to ABC" the girl screams no ( in a girly way ) and hangs up. I call her again , her phone is off. she calls me back in 15 mins, say her battery ran out ... she talks a lil bit I cut her "listen . listen , I wanna buy a pair of shoes but my friend has such a bad fashion taste , I need some female opinion..."   so I push hard but still she says no and I shoulda told her sooner , and I say ok we can go out tomorrow or the day after or ... 

I get the feeling that she might think I was only interested in meetup and not her ( becuz I didn't talk to her that much ) so I text her that night : 

+ sorry I had to hang up , my friend was here you know :) 

no reply

next day I text her :

+ don't make any plans for evening , we're hanging out ... if u want :)

- (1 min) I'm at school untill 9pm. Hi :)

+ (2 min) you have more than 1 classes ? where is it ? in ur area or at the university ?

- (1 min) untill 6pm at the university. 7-9 gym

- are you at the university now ?

+ (1min) no I'm home ... why did choose courses at the weekend :)) ???

- (2 HOURS) I had to :(

+ (30 mins) ok enjoy your day , we'll hang out tomorrow but you have to buy me some haribos :p

- (1min) my exams will be over by next week so I'm free. I'll see you. and tomorrow I have both gymnastics and basketball on my schedule.

+ (1min) you're gonna have to buy me a twix too then :D 

no reply

so I text her next week : 

+ get up, u've slept enough already it's 10:30 !

- silly , I'm at the salon , been here since 6

+ u have a nice day too ... hair salon :p ? what r u planning on later ? ur class schedule ?

no reply

a few days she posts a status of having a tootache on fb, I text her a few days later 

+ that tootache gone away yet ?

no reply

ok ... seems to me this chick just wanted some validation. she was not really interested in having fun. I'm not stuck on this chick just want to know whether I played it all right or not :) any advice/critism for next time 

thanks

me: what are you doing tomorrow evening?

she: Congrats for being so brave and direct, I can't do it, try again ;)

me: you didn't offer any alternatives

she: my friend has a free evening tomorrow ;)

me: tell her to masturbate with her left hand ;)

(I then deleted her phone number)

I got pissed at her for playing hard to get, that's why I was sarcastic at the end.

she clearly is a buyer here and she's enjoying herself and I'm chasing her

BUT how do you flip her frame around so she's chasing you?

Dude who was this girl. LOL. She's trying to tell you to take her friend out instead? This girl was a shitbug. Why did she say "I can't do it, try again"? What was she referring to 

Haha how could I think that anyone could understand that short out-of-context convo, sorry.

Well I met this girl on the street through cold approach as I always do, we had an 1-hour-long  insta date, or simply just walk in the park.

Lots of joking around from both sides, I was being quite sexual, touched her, tried to kiss her (but she backed off a few times, didn't let me),

it was on, she was mesmerized.

When we parted I texted her, she answered: 'I'm waiting for your next move' (kind of), then in the following days we exchanged

a few light-hearted sms texts. Then I tried to invite her out, and all of a sudden she throws at me this frame: 'chase me my boy haha'

When she said 'I can't do it' she meant 'I can't meet tomorrow' (my sloppy translation)

Oh. Ok then you just need to relax. You just proved it wasn't real to her by getting p.o'd so fast. 

what is 'p.o' ? (you mean being physical?)

Anyways, what do you do when a girl gives you this frame, do you 'next' her or do accept her frame for a while (that you're chasing her),

and then try to flip it in your favour when she is more and more invested

Wojkun,

P.o'd = Pissed off or Angry

Be sweet to her. Too many guys trying to be all Alpha with their texting and getting it completely wrong. 

"Hey boo how's your day going. I just robbed a bank I'm a rich skeez0r now"

Thanks.

And how often are you alpha vs sweet (in text and in person) to a girl, is it like 50/50 or you mostly alpha and sometimes sweet (e.g. after she freaks out)?

I was supposed to meet this girl but i forgot about her and texted her like 1 am or something to which she replies.

Her: hey! Didnt see your message until now but im already back home. But have fun! :)

Any ideas? I only have like today and tomorrow to meet her since im leaving town.

I'd call that one. 

Hello Manwhore i say your video on  Elliot Roger 

You said that because of the energy he was projecting then there is no way he could have gotten girls.

My question si, would women be so stupid and uncaring to just look at the way someone is projecting than to see the real person?

This is amazing So it means a dude who is totally worthless has no quality no intelligence but projects a certain way will get laid rather than someone with qualities?

This is amazing! It is all fake then? 

No wonder that women says David Shade are 80 percent of the time unsatisfied

If they could chose man well, then they would know what man can really make them cum.

Amazing they act as if they knew how to chose well and as if they had a 8th sense with the which they can prefectly

chose the perfect male, yet end up 8 times out of 10 unsatisfied with the man they chose! 

I tried everything to get girls I got a botcamp in Miami about 3 years ago

The PUA videos ect hlped me but no success

I had and still have a mobile massage busines in Paris where girls from all over com to get a job

This is a help I am am a doctor of theology major

and can prove from the Bible that sex is ok The word fornication does not mean sex out of mariage but idolatry and prostitution

http://www.songoflovemetal.yolasite.com 

But when i approach , i can do 300 approaches and get girls say a few words then leave! 

No clue what the deal is. Some days i tried to talk louder and like scream ''What's up'

The retention rate was much better

To tell the truth i am completely not politically correct person

I grep up in LA asa metalheal still love metal and i do not conform to society at all

i do not care about the legalistic attitide of poeple today and the fake profesional look and words and selling yourself just for money.

But this shoudl not be an excuse.

I think because of the rap scene people do not respect metal heads anymore

Thank God rap is on the way out, the sales have dropped since 2005 

And metal is back thanks to STEEL PANTHER 

What is the deal? I do nto know

In fact i am her ein France because in Miami it ws very bad, the feminism over there is terrible 

Ok God bless Manwhore, you ar ecool i think you re a natural

You seem tough at first but deep down you seem to care for people and you must have gotten a

nice education and you must have nice parents

God bless

Fabien Chanoz

Hey Hugenot could you make your post it's own separate thread? Thx dude 

Also your yolasite link doesn't work I even tried manually typing it. Is that you in the YouTube clip/ 

Allright, so this a short convo I had a couple of weeks ago with cute little stunner, I met at beach bar near my home. Actually more of monologue, as there was zero response. Girl had smiled at me couple of minutes beforehand, so when I saw her again I went right in with compliment about a her dress. Which was a little dream. She turned red as hell, haha and we chatted for about ten minutes or so, her two girlfriends just let us do. But the conversation was onesided here already. And I wasn't really flowing. I figured she was a bit overwhelmed. So I made some statements of empathy. We talked (like me lol), and after ten minutes I just got her number and went home.

this what I texted ( I translated from german)

25.05 (same night)

me: Hey, X, now you got my number, Chris ;)

me: all this despite me thinking I was finally done for good with art historians

me: so much for resolutions haha

no reply here. I thought it was good bait at that time. But also it wasn't callback humour. Maybe should have busted her more for being such a daddy's girl, or something else more related to our conversation.

AMybe I should have called her anyway the next day and invite her to the barbecue at my place despite the lack of response?! What do you think?

27.05.

me: heya, mademoiselle, did you survive your weekend?

me: just escaped the monsun like a boss

me: if this keeps going, we'll all be paddlig out to uni in no time

me: b

me: paddling

me: lol

me: god, I got the texting skills of three year old

(shot these text out pretty fast and all mistakes  were more or less similar in german) Last text probably incredible stupid

28:05

me: fine, I don't like your haircut anyway

no response

Mostly I think I messed this up in person. The overall feel, was I started strong but left not weak but sure wasn't tight. Probs should have tried to move the girl to the bar there and then. But I wanted to get home, to finish stuff.

Anyway I love to hear some opinion on the texting. I'd say this is even one of my better efforts in texting lol, I'm really clouless on text, and have a hard time to see where I fuck up.

me: blah blah blah
her: omg awesome haha [heart eyes emoji]
her: how come you don't speak *native language*
her: if i may ask
her: :)
me: i went to an *neighboring country* school but im learning now
me: you should teach me
her: oh! do you speak *neighbouring country language*? :) thats nice!
her: sureee :)

Met her on friday and got her number. Was supposed to meet her on saturday at a concert but there was no phone connection and i was busy with other chicks haha. She is definitly my type of chick which is really rare but i acted a bit like a chode when i met her. She was investing quite a bit though. She is 17 and lives with her parents and so do i lol. Thinking of inviting her to a party at my friends place or something... any ideas? 

Yeah dude that should be fine. If you acted like a chode that's obviously a huge issue but so far I don't see anything that would communicate she took that badly. 

Sent this image and said "lets rob a bank"

Chick said "Shit lets do it! Definitely bring the cat"

I'm thinking "We'll need to he's the only one that can drive the getaway moped"

Does that even make sense/is it funny?

You could segue to a date involving tp'ing your buddy's place. Girlies are always down 

Just a question for you manwhore. When trying to think of a funny message, are there any exercises you do? Eg, pooling all words relating to the coversation/chick and trying out word different associations til something sounds funny? I feel like there needs to be a method to this madness.. I can't always rely on random funny things popping up into my head, it goes blank too often and i'm left staring at my phone for 15 mins or more.

This is covered very much in-depth in the book, way beyond where you're currently thinking on it. There's more to it.. taking that and turning it into something that segues into a date setup. 

So this is a chick i fucked a while ago.  Once she wrote to me first and then i ask her whats up and she was like "trying to find out if my boyfriend cheated on me". Also today she wrote to me on facebook, and she wrote  "i wanted to go so bad, it was kinda my bfs fault i couldn't"

She is super hot but lives too far away anyways. We made a good connection though. She later also wrote that she really wanted to see me and get drunk as fuck with me, lol.

Anyways, just wondering why she brings up her boyfriend like that? If a girl mentions a boyfriend is it okay to just ignore it?

Yep just ignore. Unless she brings it up as an obstacle then you address it. 

Allright , i did that because it wasn't even relevant to the context lol

Hey MW can you give me a smooth transition to a date for this chick? Been trying to get her out for a couple weeks but every time I go for the kill she straight up ignores my texts.

Me - Just took a jog in the rain, honestly wouldn't mind if it rained every day, its beautiful

Girl - 1 hr 51 mins later: nice! i just took a cruise in the rain! I second that!

Me - 1 day 18 hrs later: Yesss. Glad someone feels the same way.

Me - How's life treating ya? Just started school so the summer fun is over for me ��

Girl - 2 hrs later: oh man! whatcha doin!

Girl - 2 mins later: my summer fun is still continuing! no school! just work!

Me - 5 hrs 25 mins later: Doing my 4th yr, I'm a science nerd

Me - You and (her friend)'s Tinders seem to be synced nicely [matched with them both on tinder at the same time]

Girl - 44 mins later: whaaaaaaat?

Girl - oh right

Girl - yes It was weird!

Me - 2 days 13 hrs later: Do you like sushi

Girl - 20 mins later: dude. I fucking love sushi

Well are you trying to pay for this girl's sushi? 

I am not trying to but I usually don't mind doing so.

Well it's an easy setup for that. She's made it clear you can invite her out to sushi and pay for it 

Hmm... Do you think there's anything wrong with inviting a girl out in that fashion, like does it put you too much into the chodey/provider frame, or do you come off desperate? or can it be fine in certain scenarios.

Well what's been your experience with it 

I don't think I've ever actually done it, which is why I was surprised when you brought it up as that's not what I was actually implying. Usually just do day2s with cheap shit like coffee.

This chicks my oneitis though (this is the girl who i spent all day with a few weeks back) yet she's been resistant to everything I brought up so I'm just trying different shit to see if anything works.

Sure then take her to dinner. Make her buy the drinks

Hey how are u guys doing, Im new.

any advice on my convo below?

this is a new girl who accepted my friend request on FB

me: hey Sweet Face..

her:  (msg seen  but no response)

me: How are you? (2 hours later)

her: Good

me: thats great, so whats your name?

her: (msg seen but no response)

this was yesterday around 4 PM

I text her again today at 6 pm

me: wow.. Silence.. are you always this shy?

her: busy

her: i don't always have my phone in my hand u know.

OMG this is PATHETIC. Put yourself in the girls shoes. 

Imagine someone is hitting you up who you don't really know. You're boring as fuck and showing absolutely no value. You're trying to force rapport and it's so fkn gay, gawddddd. It's over, you can't redeem yourself. 

You ask her how she is and she says good. Then you say that's great so what's your name?

Why the fuck would you ask a girl on facebook what her name is. Uhmmmmmm it's on the top of her profile? Wtf

If a girl gives you a one word answer she's trying to tell you to fuck off. You can't carry on like you guys are best pals, smartern up

Then you accuse her for being shy. She's not shy, you're just boring and socially uncalibrated. 

Don't say to a girl - how are you without expecting a shitty response. 

Hi patrick

Thanks for your reply.

She is using some funny nickname. 

Thats why i asked for her real name.

also I did not try to start the conversation with a boring line like "how she is doing"

but she did not react to the first line "sweet face" comment.. so what else should i have done?

hey TrailBreaker he's absolutely correct mang. Read the "19 Rules of Text Game" stickied thread.. 

I Did read it.. lol

guess i'm what you call a "hard case"

Anways thanks for the feedback.

That's no excuse dude. Follow the directions contained within. You made some mistakes that it expressly says not to do!

You can't be pushing for rapport and asking a girl how she is and what her name is right off the bat. 

Imagine some random dude on facebook wanting to be your friend and asking these questions lol. It's like dude, fuck off. 

Also why in gods green earth would she responsd to 'sweet face'. It's mentally exhausting trying to think of a reply and girls are lazy as fuck, if you're not boosting their state, they're not going to want to reply to someone they have no investement with. If I were you I would pretend like you are messaging with your friends account. Take your 'self' out of it and have fun with it.

If you're having fun, the girl will have fun. But right now you're mkaing it boring and too scared to create tension. 

her: I don't always have my phone in my hand, you know

me: Yeah, daddy took away your cell phone privalges for being a little brat eh

@ Manwhore. 

yes your article clearly points out the things i did do wrong. however..texted another girl on FB also new.  with even lamer text like the following.

me: hi, how are you?

her: hi

her: good, and you?

me: good

me: thanks for accpeting my request, but you don't know me yet.

her: Ok.

her: no, i don't know you yet.

me: just telling you upfront because people these days think it's a crime to send a friend request. :)

her: oh i think it's just fine.

her: if not why would we have FB

me: lol, you actually get it.

her: lol, i'm friendly

her: and not  bitchy.

me: bitchy.. yeah, it's like an epedemic here on the island.

her: lol yes, thats why i'm not there 

so yes, dead end... btw i live in the carribean and most girls move to europe to study.

but the convo although lame start still went ok.. no btichyness no shit tests.. just 2 people having a small chat.

and NO she was not ugly i would say she is on the same level as the other girl.

isn't it possible that some girls are just bitchy all day and others are nice?

@ Patrick

Gonna try that line of yours. Might as well make her hate me some more.

p.s. not sure if i can call it a pattern yet. but  when i acknowledge to the girl that sending a friendrequest on FB is not liked by most people they soften up and start talking normal.

happend 3 times.

No she's probably from a rural town and she's looking for a guy to take her out on a date where he will feed her fish sticks and tater tots. 

just something i wanted to share

I was texting this girl (btw just a Beta Text buddy of hers that she will never fuck )

she is telling me about this guy she met.

her: i need some advice. Can a girl become more than just a bootycall?

me: lol hhahaha. nope it's the same like when guys are in the friendzone.

me:  many try but most will faill

her: ok enough said.

her: i met this guy who is in a relationship and he told me that he's not leaving his girl for no one.

her: but he says he felt something different with me he really feels that i'm special and doesnt want to hurt my feelings.

then she told me she fucked the guy 3 times already in one week and she doesn't know what to do.

i told her you gotta let me meet this dude he sounds awesome.

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anyways I think this dude is a genius .. a perfect example of how to game girls.

he just wanted to bang some on the side..tells the chick some shit about how he's commited to his girl. .. makes her feel special and gets to bang her

epic!

Yeah that's pretty boss lol. How old is this chick? 

Im finally getting to a point of being relaxed and having nice conversations with girls I stop during the day. But I am coming across a new type of problem - the whole texting game is just starting to be a thing for me... I've had the best two conversations with two really hot chicks (about 9s) and loads of worse conversations with girls that were 7 or 8. and with those 7/8 i've been able to follow up even from fairly boring convos on streets and they're willing to meet up. but with those two 9s, i got facebook even though it felt super on - their eyes were glowing, they opened really well and the whole convo felt really natural... yet they didn't add me. With the first one I just gave up since she said she has a boyfriend during the convo, and FB made it obvious that it's true. But with this other girl I met two days ago, there was no such a thing. And the approach was my best so far - It was two girls and I started talking to one, so the other did a few steps away and started calling someone... and still that HB9 did not add me. If it was a weak convo, I wouldn't be suprised but in this case I am puzzled. I sent her a first text day later (about 7 hours ago) but got no response so far. And I have the feeling that I might get none.

The first text was something like "I just figured out what type of car would you be. Crazy crazy ;)" since she mentioned that she's really into cars and might want to do something in the field when she finishes her studies. But since she did not add me on FB, it might be lost in that darn "other message" tab which doesn't have any notifications and no one ever checks. So what do you suppose the problem is?

In that case they probably didn't sense enough aggression from you so they wouldn't bother. Did you escalate on them or try to pull them when you met them? Hotties expect the best of the best. So they want a guy who's ruthless and fearless with going after what he wants.